  All mimsy were the borogroves 
 The Question is:
 
What Is VMS
How does it work
What is VAX and how does that work
 
 The Answer is:
 
JabberFAQ
 
'Twas the OpenVMS JabberFAQ all be dove,
Was unread and lonesome avoiding a slabe,
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
 
"Beware the JabberFAQ, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious BanderFAQ!
 
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So he rested by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
 
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The JabberFAQ, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled RTFAQ as it came!
 
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade wnet snicker-snack!
He left it FAQ, and with its head
He went FAQlumphing back.
 
"And hast thou slain the JabberFAQ?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his FAQuous joy.
 
'Twas the OpenVMS FAQ all be dove,
Was unread and lonesome avoiding a slabe,
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
 
--With apologies to Lewis Carroll
 
