1 INFO-VAX	Mon, 01 Aug 2005	Volume 2005 : Issue 426       Contents:0 Re: Creating Custom Printer Banner Page in DCPS?< Re: Foreskins In Space was Re: Question about the astronauts Gagnez de l'argent sur le net  Gagnez de l'argent sur le net 3 Re: Humor: Abbott and Costello on buying a computer  Re: OT: Re: LaTeX ---> PDF2 Re: Where is Macro 64 in OpenVMS 7.3 Distribution?2 Re: Where is Macro 64 in OpenVMS 7.3 Distribution?= Re: [OT] Rounding v Truncation, was: Re: Platform Support vs.   F ----------------------------------------------------------------------  # Date: Mon, 01 Aug 2005 15:40:45 GMT * From: Paul Anderson <paul.anderson@hp.com>9 Subject: Re: Creating Custom Printer Banner Page in DCPS? 5 Message-ID: <010820051125164709%paul.anderson@hp.com>   : In article <5fBGe.583$VU1.250@fe07.lga>, Christopher Story, <ke6rwj@spam-eater-remove-me-msn.com> wrote:  C > Is it possible to create a custom banner page in DCPS.  I must be 9 > able to put the Username, Jobname and Time on the page.   G This topics comes up every so often.  The last newsgroup discussion was A in 2000, so I guess we're overdue.  At that time, I had suggested F changing the DECnet-style node::user display to the IP-style user@node syntax.   A Most of the comments made so far have been correct.  Yes, you can = customize this stuff and no, it's not particularly easy.  The E PostScript code is squashed to make it efficient but not easy to read 
 by humans.  A There are many things that could be customized on the flag page.  F Information about the name or address of the printer, software versionE or other items could be changed but there's no supported way of doing G so.  If you have specific requirements in this area, please let me know ; and we can consider making this easier in a future version.   C And BTW, we changed the company name to a variable while we were at D Genicom because the same code was used by OpenVMS and Windows and weD had multiple company names to display (Digital and then Compaq, plusC Genicom.  It wasn't really because the name changes so often, as it & still needs to be changed _somewhere_.   --    Paul Anderson   OpenVMS Engineering    Hewlett-Packard Company    ------------------------------  # Date: Mon, 01 Aug 2005 12:10:30 GMT % From: "blart" <walkergwm@hotmail.com> E Subject: Re: Foreskins In Space was Re: Question about the astronauts = Message-ID: <WioHe.68783$oJ.51558@news-server.bigpond.net.au>   8 If you are circumcised you can NEVER have a REAL orgasm. The cut penis is desensitised.   Eat shit and DIE  % <darrint68@aol.com> wrote in message  = news:1122857364.443292.126000@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...  > Nomen Nescio wrote:  >> JF Mezei wrote: >>A >> >Does NASA require that all astronauts have to be circumcised?  >> >L >> >I'd hate to be up there sharing close quarters with some guy whose dick  >> >is >> >a cheese making factory! >> >7 >> >I think circumcised is better because it's cleaner.  >>K >> Sheesh, Mezei, why don't you save your foreskin and smegma wrath for the  >> women astronauts! >>J >> After all, women typically produce a lot more smegma than men do, sinceK >> their genitals have more folds and nooks and crannies where the "cheese"  >> can accumulate. >>F >> Did you even know that women produce smegma too?  Did you know theyI >> have a foreskin too?  Yes, it's called the clitoral hood.  You should  
 >> know this, I >> after all, it is you who likes to troll the newsgroups with ID's like   >> "Flapping Labias", H >> "Throbbing Vulva", "Popped Cherry", "Deep Fried Foreskin", "Aroma of  >> Smegma", etc. >>L >> Do you promote female circumcision too?  You probably do, since it would  >> give you ? >> yet another excuse to go digging between little girls' legs.  >>G >> http://groups-beta.google.com/group/comp.os.vms/msg/2094041a300b0c15  > ? > Ah, I see that we have another Foreskinstein (coined by yours G > truly!ehe) Flunky of Human Anatomy 101!ehehe Unfortunately for women, B > God forgot to design a back up plan!eh Due to the differences inG > physiology, women have no choice but to put up with their odoriferous E > emanations. Even if one were to excise the labia minora/majora, one H > would still be left with the clitoris (aka sebaceous ridden foreskin),I > which unlike the male prepuce, is the epicenter for pleasure.  The head G > of the glans penis (not the foreskin) is where the greatest degree of I > sensation lies. The answer is no different than the old adage: "Why can E > a dog lick his balls!?" "Because he can!" eh "Why can we circumcise D > infants & men!?" "Because we can!" eh Not only can we, but we also8 > benefit from doing so - both medically & cosmetically!F > You also forget that men are led by their noses. We are the horniestC > creatures on the planet. As long as we have a warm hole to nestle H > inside of, we will generally tolerate anything!ehe And that "anything"I > includes the fishy-scented snatch!ehe Women should not have to tolerate G > our emanations - the same cottage cheese-like fumes (aka smegma) that H > can just as easily be eradicated with one simple & safe snip! The maleG > prepuce serves no useful function (ie. wisdom teeth, appendix), other F > than to cause a lifetime of unwanted hassles and upkeep. Correction:I > other than being tossed in a skin graft bin for future burn victims, it ! > serves no useful function! LOL! G > Foreskin is a cesspool for disease, and is responsible for a 2-8 fold I > increase in the acquisition and transmission of HIV/AIDS. When you have I > a moist flap of skin that continually harbors bacteria,  the chances of E > being exposed to a host of foreskin-related maladies will increase. I > Forget about what medical science says, my eyesight alone tells me that F > foreskin is an abomination on the senses! As John "The Elephant Man"G > Merrick once said: "I am not an animal, I am a human being!" You have > > to ask yourself the following: "Do I want to PLOTZ with thatH > identifying heathen marker, or do I want to come join the human race?"I > ehe In the 21st century, humans should not have to SHLEP around remnant G > appendages. We've been able to exist without foreskin for centuries!! H > If a flap of skin grew over your TUSH, would you revel in the bacteriaH > that it traps, or would you run to the doctor to have it removed!? WhyH > should the male prepuce be any different? Why!? It's different becauseG > you & the rest of the scab scavengers (coined by yours truly!ehe) are I > unable to disassociate the foreskin (not the penis) from a simple, safe I > & beneficial procedure. Circumcision IS the most commonly performed cut F > in all of medicine, occurring more frequently than tooth extraction.D > In the USA (most powerful, influential & circumcised nation in the? > world), approx. 60% of newborns (regardless of ethnicity) are I > circumcised, averaging 1.5M routine infant circumcisions per year. Over I > 80% of the American adult male population is circumcised.  The #1 adult F > male performer of all-time happens to be a circumcised Jew: Ron "The> > Hedgehog" Jeremy (b. Hyatt, Queens, NY). Tens of millions ofG > circumcised men are happily SHTUPPING away! So much for the anti-circ H > claim that circumcision causes severe psychological & physical damage! > LOL!C > Norman, where in the world are you!?ehe I ask because you have to I > train your heathenish mind to view circumcision with sensible eyes. You I > have to learn how to break free from the cultural chains that bind you. I > You have to learn how to place reason before emotion. You have to learn F > how to err on the side of caution & civility. FOREsight + FOREskin =H > inevitability of circumcision. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound > of cure! Be wise, circumcise! G > As for the original discussion? Months in space + no water + foreskin H > + smegma (aka pre-cancerous gunk) = uncircumcised astronauts must stayB > on the other side of the spacecraft!?ehehehee Not even "no rinseH > shampoo" is going to remove the rankness of that useless scab of skin!H > eh Remember, soap (irritant) has been known to exacerbate the existingD > foreskin condition, causing the bacteria (aka smegma) to mulyiply.F > While penile hygiene is said to protect against the complications ofI > the uncircumcised state, there is actually no study to show any benefit @ > to penile hygiene, nor any practically way to do such a study,E > considering the problem of documenting scrupulous hygiene over very  > long periods of time. H > IOW, you can scrub your smelly PUTZ like an incessant marsupial in theD > wild, and it shall never prevent the production or accumulation ofE > smegma. The only known cure is circumcision. e.g. A circumcised man G > abstains from bathing for 2 weeks. While he will definitely have some E > odor in that area, his SHMECKLE will still retain the appearance of B > cleanliness. Take an uncircumcised man and place him in the sameC > scenario, and you may find everything but the kitchen sink hiding E > underneath his fugly folds. ehe The lint alone is enough to make 20 D > T-shirts!eheheh -D, NYC "The anti-circumcision craze has developedB > because groups of conservative, sensitive, medically misinformedB > individuals, some with fanatical emotionalism, have not seen theB > consequences of a society where males are not circumcised. WhileD > medical prophylactic measures are readily accepted by our society,I > surgical prophylaxis is in danger of being discarded by an overemphasis H > on the return to the "natural." The intense pain of natural childbirthI > is seen as a reward while the minor discomfort, if any, of circumcision C > is magnified beyond reason." - DR.GERALD WEISS.."The Egg Cream is I > psychologically the opposite of circumcision - it pleasurably reaffirms I > your Jewishness!" eh - MEL BROOKS (b. Kaminsky, umpteenth sweet, Jewish F > NYer)..."In New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish. If youC > live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be Goyish, even if you're C > Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, umpteenth  > sweet, Jewish NYer) F > http://tinyurl.com/6dvwv (Most Common Medical procedures in the US - > Circumcision tops list) G > http://tinyurl.com/5h9su (Circumcision provides a 2-8 protective fold  > against HIV)H > http://tinyurl.com/4dr94 (Neonatal Circumcision: A Current Appraisal - > Dr. Thomas E. Wiswell,FAAP) I > http://tinyurl.com/4nedr (Benefits of circumcision - Prof. Brian Morris ! > - 30+ years of unbias research) @ > http://tinyurl.com/6d9e7 (Circumcision - a lifetime of medicalD > benefits: Women's Sexual Penile Preference, Sexual Activity, Psych	 > Effect) D > http://tinyurl.com/3nk5u (Neonatal Circumcision Is Necessary - Dr. > Gerald Weiss) 4 > http://tinyurl.com/3juvb (New York Jewish History)/ > http://tinyurl.com/4c6wf (Unabashedly Jewish) A > http://tinyurl.com/3npsf (NYC - safest, largest city in the US) 7 > http://tinyurl.com/3qkd3 (NYC Statistics & Fun Facts) D > http://tinyurl.com/3c6kk (Top 10 Places America Goes To Have Fun - > Times Square) F > http://tinyurl.com/3nyhl (America's 5 Most/Least Expensive Cities To& > Live In:  #1 - NYC - most expensive): > http://tinyurl.com/46f53 (NY, NY - Capital Of The World)G > http://www.forbes.com (NY: 3 of Top 5 Most Expensive Homes in the US) B > http://tinyurl.com/5zmb6 (Temple Emanu-El, NYC - World's Largest > Synagogue I > http://tinyurl.com/5gs58 (Brach's - World's Largest Kosher Supermarket,  > NY) G > http://tinyurl.com/5phxf (US Study - Jews Richer Because Of Religion) G > http://tinyurl.com/5gd3p (A Study In Differences - Are Jews Smarter?) A > http://tinyurl.com/38m6o (Jewish population of the US by State) ; > http://tinyurl.com/666cx (Jewish population of the World) 0 > http://tinyurl.com/68ttu (Jewish Nobel Prizes)F > http://tinyurl.com/6qb5e (Is It True - Do Jews Win More Nobel Prizes > than anyone else?)E > http://tinyurl.com/4cz9j (Tel-Aviv - Top 10 High-Tech Cities In The  > World)3 > http://tinyurl.com/6exvb (Phenomenon Of The Jews) 7 > http://tinyurl.com/ihif (Jews, IQs & Nobel Laureates) H > http://tinyurl.com/5tn7u (Do Jews Run Hollywood!? You Bet They do, and > what of it?) >    ------------------------------  $ Date: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 12:23:04 +0200- From: George leroi<geroge_leroi@caramail.com> & Subject: Gagnez de l'argent sur le net5 Message-ID: <42edf80f$0$909$8fcfb975@news.wanadoo.fr>    ------------------------------  $ Date: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 16:08:07 +0200- From: george leroi<george_leroi@caramail.com> & Subject: Gagnez de l'argent sur le net6 Message-ID: <42ee2cce$1$3121$8fcfb975@news.wanadoo.fr>   <HTML> <HEAD>A <META NAME="GENERATOR" Content="Microsoft DHTML Editing Control">  <TITLE></TITLE>  </HEAD>  <BODY>< <P>Bonjour, mon nom est George. Depuis plus d'1 an je gagne M plus de 4000/Mois sur internet et cela grce  un guide que j'ai trouv sur  6 internet.J'ai mme laisser mon travail de manager.</P>4 <P>Je voulais juste partager cela&nbsp;avec vous</P>/ <P>PS:Vous pouvez voir le guide sur le site <A  H href="http://www.argent-argent.net">http://www.argent-argent.net</A></P>< <P>PPS:Tenez moi au courant de votre succs sur ce forum</P> </BODY>  </HTML>    ------------------------------  $ Date: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 10:14:35 -0400- From: William Webb <william.w.webb@gmail.com> < Subject: Re: Humor: Abbott and Costello on buying a computer7 Message-ID: <8660a3a105080107145eae640e@mail.gmail.com>   4 On 8/1/05, Jeff Cameron <roktsci@comcast.net> wrote: >=20 > > , > > COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? > >  > > ABBOTT: Click on "START" >=20K > Great! I especially like the end! I can just foresee something similar...  >=20% > COSTELO: What makes the server run?  >=20 > ABBOTT: UNIX >=20= > COSTELLO: Why would the IT department want to hire Eunuchs?  >=20 > :  >=20% > COSTELLO: How do I search for text?  >=20 > ABBOTT: grep!  >=20 > COSTELLO: Grip what? >=20 > :  >=20; > COSTELLO: What is the most secure Operating System today?  >=20 > ABBOTT: VMS. >=20G > COSTELLO: I DEMAND THAT YOU TELL ME WHAT OPERATING SYSTEM IS THE MOST 	 > SECURE!  >=20$ > ABBOTT: Why are you yelling at me? >=20A > COSTELLO: I thought you wanted me to be more vehemous with you?  >=20> > ABBOTT: I'm already a VMS GURU, I'm glad you want to be too. >=20 > Etc... >=20L > By the way, I don't think you mean the "Who's on First?" bit is "infamous= " 5 > which means Well Known for some bad reason or deed.  >=20 >=20 >=20 >=20 >=20 >=20  I I disagreed with that description as well, but then, I didn't write this.    WWWebb   --=20 C NOTE: This email address is only used for noncommerical VMS-related  correspondence. C All unsolicited commercial email will be deemed to be a request for 8 services pursuant to the terms and conditions located at# http://bellsouthpwp.net/w/e/webbww/    ------------------------------  # Date: Mon, 01 Aug 2005 16:26:20 GMT 1 From: Keith Parris <keithparris_NOSPAM@yahoo.com> # Subject: Re: OT: Re: LaTeX ---> PDF 2 Message-ID: <M2sHe.9634$kT3.3047@news.cpqcorp.net>  / Phillip Helbig---remove CLOTHES to reply wrote:   > if you like VMS, I suggest you0 > get a used VAX or ALPHA and set it up at home.  9 Easier yet, get the free simh VAX emulator software from  G http://simh.trailing-edge.com/ and run VMS on your Windows PC or Linux  G box (follow Philip's advice about a Hobbyist license; you can get that  / and CD media from http://openvmshobbyist.org/).    ------------------------------  # Date: Mon, 01 Aug 2005 13:47:46 GMT & From: John Reagan <john.reagan@hp.com>; Subject: Re: Where is Macro 64 in OpenVMS 7.3 Distribution? 1 Message-ID: <6KpHe.9628$7C3.773@news.cpqcorp.net>     VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG wrote:   >  > M > Macro-64 was distributed on the OpenVMS Freeware V4 CDs.  It's not appeared M > on any of the subsequent Freeware CDs.  Have a look back though your CDs to  > see if you have the V4 set.  >   G The reason Hoff hasn't included it on more recent Freeware CDs is that  > it hasn't changed since the last time it was included with V4.  F If you don't have the V4 CDs, you can find them at the OpenVMS website    6 http://h71000.www7.hp.com/freeware/freeware40/macro64/     --   John Reagan / HP Pascal/{A|I}MACRO for OpenVMS Project Leader  Hewlett-Packard Company    ------------------------------  % Date: Mon, 01 Aug 2005 14:29:46 -0000 1 From: wspencer@ap.dontspamme.org (Warren Spencer) ; Subject: Re: Where is Macro 64 in OpenVMS 7.3 Distribution? 1 Message-ID: <96A56C38Cwspenceraporg@216.168.3.30>   ) john.reagan@hp.com (John Reagan) wrote in ' <6KpHe.9628$7C3.773@news.cpqcorp.net>:    ! >VAXman- @SendSpamHere.ORG wrote:  >  >>   >>  E >> Macro-64 was distributed on the OpenVMS Freeware V4 CDs.  It's not D >> appeared on any of the subsequent Freeware CDs.  Have a look back1 >> though your CDs to see if you have the V4 set.  >>   > H >The reason Hoff hasn't included it on more recent Freeware CDs is that ? >it hasn't changed since the last time it was included with V4.  > G >If you don't have the V4 CDs, you can find them at the OpenVMS website  >  > 7 >http://h71000.www7.hp.com/freeware/freeware40/macro64/  >  >   2 Thanks John and Peter and Vaxman - I'm good to go!   ws --   Warren Spencer Senior Software Engineer The Associated Press   ------------------------------  $ Date: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 19:56:21 +1200$ From: "Lurker" <nowhere@nothing.com>F Subject: Re: [OT] Rounding v Truncation, was: Re: Platform Support vs.3 Message-ID: <%ykHe.4999$PL5.447132@news.xtra.co.nz>   4 "Dave Froble" <davef@tsoft-inc.com> wrote in message* news:11eqt968b68rs53@corp.supernews.com...: > > However, if you want to take out a loan for those $1606 > > with a monthly payment of $100, how many months do/ > > you think you will get to repay it? 1 or 2?  > 1 > Invalid question.  Such a loan will not happen.   0 Umm, sure it will. Just to validate it I've made0 an experiment. I went to the nearest electronics- store and found an item close enough in price / (it was actually 149.99 but well, close enough)   + A salesman saw me looking at it and came up / asking if I'm interested. Yes, sez I but I need + a hire-purchase on that for two months with - condition that I pay $100 the first month and , the balance (including interest) the second.  ( Do you think he refused the sale? Oh no,* just whipped out the form from the printer( and asked me to sign on the dotted line.  . I feel a little bit ashamed for putting him to+ the trouble since I wasn't going to buy the  thing anyways, but well...   ------------------------------   End of INFO-VAX 2005.426 ************************