A voice whispers: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
You took a licking, but didn't keep ticking....
Your sword is no longer glowing.
Where's the beef?
For regularly scheduled downtimes type: Help Sched
Once you taste the flavor, then you get the fever....
A little dwarf threw an axe at you, cursed, and ran away.
None to beam up Scottie....
Getting there is half of the fun!
We'll be right back, but first this word from our sponsor:
A loud clap of thunder is heard from above and a voice booms:
You are your own best friend. You WERE your own best friend.
It's a big bun. It's a big fluffy bun. It's a VERY big fluffy bun.
When it rains it pours.....
Bob the chicken sez:
Your camel is burning across the desert sands.
Into each life some rain must fall. In your case, it's monsoon season.
A ghostly voice whispers:
I'm sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected.
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us...
Look, Toto! We're not in Kansas anymore.
Help me Obi Wan Kenobe, you're my only hope....
Some things are not, and yet appear to be.....
Monsters and traps may break your bones but words will never hurt you.
A voice from the north screams, "It's a watermelon."
So close, and yet so far.....
Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso.
Those who learn to run away live to fight another day.
Are you haunted by the Pepsi Spirit?
The force wasn't with you.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Those who live by the sword shall die by the sword (or claws, teeth.....)
An immense being stands before you - a god. He laughs.
Another day, another death.
I'd say you are in trouble, don't you think? Or don't you?
The truth shall set you free......
Security comes from within.
Direction (H for Help) ?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
At least it wasn't a 16th level Magician........
It seems to me that,
You have thoroughly searched the area.
It's hard to believe, but
Life is harsh.
You hear wild laughter.
Rip, tear, snarl, shred, mangle, chomp, chomp, chomp......Burp!
It was trapped. You have taken 6.045E47 points of damage.
When the going got tough.....you got stomped.
Behind every silver lining, there is a dark cloud.