/* COOKIE.C This is a C version of the COOKIE program. The original source may be smaller in code space, but with all those strings, who cares? */ #include #include static char *cookie[] = { " THE PROGRAMMERS' CHEER --\r\nSHIFT TO THE LEFT,\r\nSHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\r\nPOP UP, PUSH DOWN,\r\nBYTE, BYTE, BYTE!", "!11-PDP eht ni deppart m'I !pleH", "186,000 miles per second. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!", "2 + 2 = 5, for sufficiently large values of 2", "A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.", "A committee is the only known form of life with twenty stomachs and no brain.", "A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved\r\nfrom a simple system that works.", "A cow eats without a knife.", "A generation that disregards history has no past -- and no future.", "A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.", "A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't lose her\r\nconfidence.", "A king's castle is his home.", "A lie in time saves nine.", "A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.", "A man who turns green has eschewed protein.", "A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.", "A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.", "A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.", "A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth.", "A present, over which you will shed tears of joy.", "A stitch in time saves nine.", "A successful leader must continually strive to earn the trust of his troops.\r\n -- D. Vader", "A tragedy is a busload of lawyers going over a cliff -- with an empty seat.", "A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.", "A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the\r\nbottom of a well.", "About the worst advice you can give to some people\r\nis \"Be yourself.\"", "Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after the age of two.", "According to a recent study, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.", "Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.", "All that glitters has a high refractive index.", "All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.", "Altruism is the first resort of scoundrels.", "Always pay attention to your superiors -- if you have any.", "Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.", "An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.", "An optimist is someone who thinks the future is uncertain.", "Any bureaucracy reorganized to enhance its efficiency is immediately\r\nindistinguishable from its predcessor.", "Appreciate me now, and avoid the rush!", "Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.", "Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.", "Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.", "Avoid strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.", "Be affectionate to one who adores you.", "Be self-reliant and your success is assured.", "Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity.", "Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.", "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.", "Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.", "Bedfellows make strange politicians.", "Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.", "Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.", "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.\r\n -- Mae West.", "Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.", "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.\r\n - Thoreau.", "Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.", "Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool\r\nwill want to use it.", "By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.", "By following the good, you learn to be good.", "Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel.\r\n -- Ulysses", "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature\r\nhas a purpose.", "Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.", "Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of\r\ngenius.", "Courage is your greatest present need.", "Creditors have much better memories than debtors.", "Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't\r\nget any worse.", "Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.", "Disregard last message.", "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.", "Do not clog intellect's sluices with knowledge of questionable uses.", "Does history record ANY cases in which the majority was right?", "Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?", "Domestic happiness and faithful friends.", "Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.", "Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.", "Don't get yourself involved with persons or situations that can't bear\r\ninspection.", "Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.", "Draw your salary before spending it.", "Economy makes men independent.", "Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.", "Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.", "Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.", "Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.", "Every purchase has its price.", "Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.", "Everything bows to success, even grammar.", "Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.", "Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.", "FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.", "Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door.", "Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.", "For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they\r\nwill like.", "For the Snark WAS a Boojum, you see.", "Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.", "Four-wheel drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.", "From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.", "Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.", "God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends.", "Good health will be yours for a long time.", "Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.", "Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.", "He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.", "He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.", "He thinks he could easily win your heart.", "He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.", "He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.", "He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.", "He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.", "He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.", "He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when\r\ngoing on cruise.", "He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.", "He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.", "Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason.", "His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.", "His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.", "History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.", "How many \"coming men\" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to?", "How much would you pay for the secrets of the universe?\r\nBut wait!\r\nYou also get a combination spaghetti pot and clam steamer!\r\nNow how much would you pay?", "How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.", "How you look depends on where you go.", "I believe that chocolate is a force for good in the world.", "I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.", "I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching\r\nis one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.", "I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.", "I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.", "I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.", "I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\r\nwas to go away.", "I smell air on your breath; have you been breathing again?", "I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.", "Idleness is the holiday of fools.", "If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented,\r\nit wasn't worth doing.", "If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.", "If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.", "If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.", "If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.", "If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on\r\nvacation.", "If you always postpone pleasure, you will never have it.", "If you ask questions, you're a fool for a moment.\r\nIf you don't ask questions, you're a fool forever.", "If you continually give, you will continually have.", "If you can distinguish between good advice and bad advice,\r\nthen you don't need any advice.", "If you make a mistake, you right it immediately to the best of your\r\nability.", "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.\r\nIf you really make them think, they'll hate you.", "If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?", "If you suspect a man, don't employ him.", "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.", "If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.", "If you wish, you will have an opportunity.", "If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.", "Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.", "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.", "In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.", "It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.", "It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.", "It is easier to run down a hill than up one.", "It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love.", "It is impossible to thoroughly enjoy idling unless one has plenty of\r\nwork to do.", "It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.", "It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.", "It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\r\nflag.", "It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder.", "It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.", "It's a poor workman who blames his tools.", "It's clever, but is it art?", "It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.", "It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.", "It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space mission has\r\nalready begun.", "It's never too late to have a happy childhood.", "It's not a Bug, it's a Feature.", "It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.", "It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.", "I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.", "Knowing Murphy's Law won't help, either.", "Language is all that separates us from the lower animals\r\n -- and from the bureaucrats.", "Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.", "Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.", "Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.", "Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.", "Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.", "Let's just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other\r\nagain.", "Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\r\nthere is nothing in it.", "Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.", "Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.", "Lonely is a man without love.", "Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait.\r\nThey never meet.", "Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.", "Love is in the offing.", "Love is sentimental measles.", "Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.", "Make a wish, it might come true.", "Make new friends but keep the old ones; One is silver and the other's\r\ngold.", "Man and wife make one fool.", "Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.", "Many a family tree needs trimming.", "Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.", "Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket bibles which are on\r\nvery thin paper.", "Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.\r\n -- Voltaire", "Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.", "Matrimony is the root of all evil.", "Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.", "Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you\r\nout of Casablanca.", "Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.", "Mister, do you vant to buy a duck?", "Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.", "Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.", "Money may buy friendship, but money cannot buy love.", "Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in\r\nyears.", "My cup hath runneth over with love.", "My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my\r\nlife there.", "Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.", "Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.", "Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.", "Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water.", "Never go to a doctor whose office plants are dead.", "Never judge a book by its movie.", "Never let the computer know you're in a hurry.", "Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living;\r\nthe other helps you make a life.", "Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with\r\nhim.", "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.", "Nice guys get sick.", "No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was\r\nhuman nature.", "No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.", "No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.", "No one really knows enough to be a pessimist.", "Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.", "Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everyone\r\nelse is up in the air.", "Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.", "Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.", "Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.", "Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.", "Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support\r\nrather than illumination.", "Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their\r\ninability to give bad examples.", "Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.", "One disadvantage of having nothing to do is you can't stop and rest.", "One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.", "One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.", "One needs to keep an open mind, but not so open the brain falls out.", "One of the joys of travel is seeing new places and meeting new people.\r\n -- G. Khan", "One way to prevent conversations from being boring is to say tbe wrong thing.", "Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of\r\nan elephant.", "Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing\r\nto go through hell to get it.", "Parking is such street sorrow.", "People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking\r\nadvantage of them.", "People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.", "People will buy anything that's one to a customer.", "Preserve the old, but know the new.", "Problems worthy of attack\r\nProve their worth by hitting back.", "Programming in COBOL is the next best thing to coding in binary.", "Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the\r\nsword.", "Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the\r\nGrand Canyon and waiting for the echo.", "Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.", "Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.", "Put your trust in those who are worthy.", "Quit work and\r\nplay for once.", "Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.", "Real love stories don't have endings.", "Real Programmers don't comment their code.", "Real Programmers don't use Pascal.", "Recent investments will yield a slight profit.", "Reputation: what others are not thinking about you.", "Right now would be a good time to postpone everything.", "Roses are red,\r\nViolets are blue,\r\nSome poems rhyme,\r\nBut this one doesn't.", "Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.", "Satire is what closes in New Haven.", "Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't, either.", "Share your happiness with others today.", "She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting\r\ninto words.", "Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.", "Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.", "Some men are discovered; others are found out.", "Some one is speaking well of you.", "Some one is unenthusiastic about your work.", "Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.", "Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.", "Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face\r\n also upside down.", "Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.", "Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.", "Swap read error. You lose your mind.", "Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of\r\nthemselves.", "That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.", "The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.", "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the\r\naverage man can see better than he can think.", "The best prophet of the future is the past.", "The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.", "The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a\r\ntedious book.", "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.", "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and\r\nsharpen my tongue.", "The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.", "The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of\r\nrelatives on the train for home.", "The heart is wiser than the intellect.", "The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.", "The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.", "The meek shall inherit the earth -- if you don't mind.", "The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't.", "The most vital dimension on any plan or drawing stands the\r\ngreatest chance of being omitted.", "The only rose without thorns is friendship.", "The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.", "The plural of spouse is spice.", "The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the\r\nstupidity of your action.", "The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer. The haves get more, the\r\nhave-nots die.", "The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,\r\nyou've got it made.", "The shortest distance between two points is probably under repair.", "The star of riches is shining upon you.", "The time is right to make new friends.", "The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.", "The universe is laughing behind your back.", "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.", "The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.", "There are few people more often in the wrong than those who cannot\r\nendure to be thought so.", "There are few problems in life that wouldn't be eased by the proper\r\napplication of high explosives.", "There are lies, damn lies, statistics, and Congressional speeches.", "There are lies, damn lies, statistics, and benchmarks.", "There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal\r\nfriend.", "There are more old drunkards than old doctors.", "There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.", "There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.", "There are very few people who don't become more interesting when they\r\nstop talking.", "There is always someone worse off than yourself.", "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.", "There is no such thing as a successful lie -- even if you get away with it.", "There is no \"try\" -- only \"do.\"", "There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.", "There's at least one fool in every married couple.", "There's one four letter word you don't hear much anymore - cash.", "There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.", "Think twice before speaking. But don't say \"think think click click\".", "This file will self-destruct in five minutes.", "This terminal will self-destruct in 60 seconds.", "Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.", "Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it.", "Thought without action is just as meaningless as action without thought.", "Time is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.", "To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize\r\nthe competent.", "To do is to be - Nietzsche\r\nTo be is to do - Sartre\r\nDo be do be do - Sinatra.", "To give happiness is to deserve happiness.", "To keep your friends, treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often.", "To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.", "To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.", "To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.", "Today is the first day of the rest of your life -- and you're running\r\nlate already!", "Today is the last day of your life so far.", "Too much of a good thing is wonderful.\r\n -- Mae West", "True happiness will be found only in true love.", "Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.", "Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.", "Two things of significance have come out of Berkeley: UNIX and LSD.\r\nThis is NOT a coincidence.", "Use functionally cohesive modules and ALWAYS initialize your accumulators.", "Waste not, get your budget cut next year.", "We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves\r\nat all.", "We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears.", "We read to say that we have read.", "What do you mean, you've got a little job for me?\r\n -- Hercules", "What luck for rulers that men do not think.\r\n -- Adolf Hitler", "What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that\r\nthey think themselves more clever than we are.", "What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is\r\nworking when he's staring out the window.", "What orators lack in depth they make up in length.", "What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than\r\nman's transparency.", "What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.", "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.", "When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to\r\nguarantee them.", "When I was young, I was told that anybody can become President. I am now\r\nseeing that I was told the truth.", "When the wind is great, bow before it;\r\nwhen the wind is heavy, yield to it.", "When things go wrong, don't go with them.", "When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself\r\nAmericanized.", "When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.", "When you're odd, the odds are with you.", "Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.", "Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was\r\nto avoid responsibility?", "Why do people drive on parkways and park in driveways?", "Why do they call it the rush hour when nothing noves?", "Why is a raven like a writing desk?", "With clothes, the new are best; with friends, the old are best.", "Without fools there would be no wisdom.", "Words are the voice of the heart.", "Words must be weighed, not counted.", "Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.", "Ya gotta be subtle!\r\n -- M. Hammer", "You appeal to a small, select group of confused people.", "You are a bundle of energy always on the go.", "You are always busy.", "You are an individual interested in forward thrust and the future.", "You are capable of planning your future.", "You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.", "You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.", "You are fairminded, just and loving.", "You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a\r\nfaithful friend.", "You are going to have a new love affair.", "You are heading for a land of sunshine.", "You are magnetic in your bearing.", "You are not expected to understand this.", "You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.", "You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery.", "You are standing on my toes.", "You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.", "You can do very well in speculation where land or anything\r\nto do with earth is concerned.", "You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.", "You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on the back.", "You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of\r\nthe bread to butter", "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?", "You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.", "You enjoy the company of other people.", "You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.", "You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.", "You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.", "You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.", "You have a truly strong individuality.", "You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you\r\ncome in contact.", "You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.", "You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.", "You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to\r\nuse it properly.", "You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human\r\nrelationship.", "You have been selected for a secret mission.", "You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.", "You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.", "You have many friends and very few enemies.", "You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.", "You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.", "You love peace.", "You love your home and want it to be beautiful.", "You need not worry about your future -- you don't have one!", "You need not worry about your future.", "You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.", "You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your\r\nextreme caution.", "You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked\r\nby your own.", "You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.", "You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the\r\nprovider.", "You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.", "You should always guard against speaking more clearly than you think.", "You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.", "You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.", "You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be\r\nunimportant.", "You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.", "You will be awarded some great honor.", "You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.", "You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.", "You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy\r\ncause.", "You will be married within a year.", "You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.", "You will be singled out for promotion in your work.", "You will be successful in love.", "You will be surprised by a loud noise.", "You will be surrounded by luxury.", "You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.", "You will engage in a profitable business activity.", "You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.", "You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.", "You will have a long and healthy life.", "You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.", "You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.", "You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.", "You will never know hunger.", "You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.", "You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.", "You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.", "You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.", "You will step on the soil of many countries.", "You will triumph over your enemy.", "You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.", "Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.", "Your business will assume vast proportions.", "Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.", "Your domestic life may be harmonious.", "Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.", "Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.", "Your love life will be happy and harmonious.", "Your lover will never wish to leave you.", "Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is\r\ntrue.", "Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news\r\nsoon.", "Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new\r\ndevelopments.", "Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.", "Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.", "Your present plans will be successful.", "Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.", "Your road will be made smooth for you by good friends.", "Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinment.", "Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.", "Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a\r\nsurprising manner.", "You've always made the mistake of being yourself.", "Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it." }; main() { unsigned long scramble(); struct dsc$descriptor_s string = {0, DSC$K_DTYPE_T, DSC$K_CLASS_S, ""}; /* printf("%d\r\n",sizeof(cookie)/sizeof(char *)); */ string.dsc$a_pointer = cookie[scramble() % (sizeof (cookie)/sizeof (char *))]; string.dsc$w_length = strlen(string.dsc$a_pointer); LIB$PUT_OUTPUT(&string); SYS$EXIT(SS$_NORMAL); } unsigned long scramble() { unsigned long timel[2]; SYS$GETTIM(timel); timel[0] >>= 5; timel[0] |= timel[1] << 27; return ( timel[0] * 536671L + 12211L); }