-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ START OF PART 6 -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ X sitting or as a table/desk? (Television, washer/dryer, microwave, et Vc.)_ X 411. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual X masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic X photograph taker, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was X not designed for such activities? X 412. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual X masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter, or V any X building-internal people moving device? X 413. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual X masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure? X 414. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation in a suspension device of some X kind (hammock, trampoline, tightrope, safety net, etc.)? X 415. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual X masturbation on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors? X 416. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual X masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other X natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock X overhang, in a well, or any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative X shielding structure? X 417. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw i Vs X acceptable.) X 418. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the X prevailing, ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding X you) was below the freezing point of water? X 419. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual X masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered? X 420. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled X bathtub, hot tub, or under a shower or other running water (waterfall V, X torrential downpour, monsoon, etc.)? X 421. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water? X (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc.) X 422. had sex on the beach (and the resultant sand in uncomfortable places) V? X 423. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the X opposite sex? X 424. gone to a motel (however sleazy) for the sole purpose of having sex? X ___________________________________________________________________________ V____ X Section 11: Style. 76 questions. X`20 X Have you ever done any of the following: X 425. watched while someone else masturbated? X 426. been watched while masturbating? X 427. orgasmed on somebody? X 428. orgasmed in somebody if you are male, or had someone orgasm in you X if you are female? X 429. had more than one person orgasm on you at once, or been one of severa Vl X people orgasming on someone else? X 430. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning X device? X 431. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement? X (Nitrous oxide does not count.) X 432. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, X oral sex, or mutual masturbation? X 433. physically watched others having sex? X 434. watched your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual X masturbation with someone else? X 435. taken pictures or made video tapes of your partner of choice having s Vex, X oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else? X 436. willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or X mutual masturbation? X 437. talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? X 438. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral X sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever X might have been listening in? X 439. intentionally made "animal" noises during sex? X 440. had a pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner while X you were involved in sex or oral sex? X 441. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? (House V on X fire, flash flood, hurricane, private plane crash lands in your X dwelling, etc.) X 442. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? X 443. taken nude pictures of someone else? X 444. had nude pictures of you taken? X 445. placed a personal ad? X 446. answered a personal ad? X 447. been involved in breast fucking? (aka "The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck") X 448. participated in fist-fucking? (see "Caligula") X 449. shaved someone's genital pubic hair (or had yours shaved) as part of V a X sexual activity? X 450. had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex? X 451. been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? X (hickies do not count.) X 452. bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? X 453. been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? X 454. orgasmed more than three times in one session of sex? X 455. had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved X runs dry? X 456. disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex? X 457. had sex or mutual masturbation or received oral sex X while you were driving (the car or boat or whatever vehicle)? X 458. had sex doggie fashion? X 459. had sex in the female superior position? X 460. had sex sitting up? X 461. had sex standing up? X 462. had sex upside-down? X 463. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for X re-entry? X 464. fallen asleep during sex? X 465. woken up to someone having sex with you? X 466. had sex while one person was passed out or unconscious? X 467. given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh? X 468. been on the receiving of anal sex? X 469. been on the ramming end of anal sex (a dildo counts)? X 470. had sex more than 10 times with 1 person? X 471. had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period? X 472. had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period? X 473. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation X while someone other than your partner was watching? X 474. had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical X instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other X words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust? X 475. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching? X 476. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing X teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? X 477. inflicted pain during sex? X 478. been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period? X 479. had sex during the woman's period? X 480. foot masturbated someone? X 481. been foot masturbated? X 482. tongue bathed someone? X 483. been tongue bathed? X 484. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes? X 485. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else? X 486. licked someone's anus? X 487. licked someone's anus while they were defecating? X 488. performed oral sex while the person was urinating? X 489. drank your own urine? X 490. tasted or drank someone else's urine? X 491. drank/drained an entire bladder-full of someone else's urine? X 492. drank human blood? X 493. tasted someone else's nasal mucous? X 494. been involved in a golden shower? X 495. swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions? X 496. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do? X 497. ever done something for the sole purpose of lowering your Purity Test X score? X 498. bought/read books to enhance sexual technique? X 499. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive? X 500. become interested in someone only after hearing about their Purity Te Vst X score? X ___________________________________________________________________________ V____ X I. Scoring X Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper containin Vg X lots of itty-bitty answers to the Purity Test. Sworn to excellence of X workmanship, we now give you directions on how to calculate your Purity sco Vre. X There are several methods; the calculator method works best. Also there is V the X a la mainframe method. (A DECsystem-2060 works great as a PC.) X`20 X Scoring method: Count "yes" answers. X Subtract that number from 500. X Divide the result by 5. X The result is your percentage purity. X`20 X The higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same vein, the lower t Vhe X score, the more of a sleaze-bag you are. X`20 X For your reference, we include calculator directions: X For people with real calculators (HP): X <# of NO answers> `5BENTER`5D 5 / X For people with other (dinky) calculators: X <# of NO answers> / 5 = X ___________________________________________________________________________ V____ X II. Warranty Information X We hope that you have enjoyed this test. 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X ___________________________________________________________________________ V____ X Drive carefully; 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents. X`20 X The above is a public service announcement of this institution. X ___________________________________________________________________________ V____ X From ccastmr Fri Oct 14 08:58:09 1988 X To: USERETSZ%mts.rpi.edu@itsgw.rpi.edu < Stuff/pt.500 X`20 X`20 X`20 X---------------------------------------------------------------------------- V- XWilliam Johnson (not my account) William_Johnson%mts.rpi.edu@itsgw.rpi.edu X William Johnson, 76 1/2 - 13th Street, Troy, NY 12180 XDisclaimer: I don't disclaim ANYTHING, dammit!!! X"An apple a day keeps the... nevermind" -- Peter Davison X`20 $ CALL UNPACK PURITY.TEST;1 1812281408 $ v=f$verify(v) $ EXIT