$ X-NEWS: spcvxb rec.humor.funny: 1902K Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0-3 14/03/90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site spcvxb.spc.edu > Path: spcvxb.spc.edu!rutgers!mcnc!decwrl!looking!funny-request Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny % Subject: fifty ways to hose your code % Message-ID: <S3fe.187a@looking.on.ca> " From: deforest@sundae11.dab.ge.com Date: 3 Jun 92 23:30:03 GMT # Keywords: original, smirk, computer  Approved: funny@clarinet.com	 Lines: 53     * Credit for this also belongs to Al Pena.     -- MilesM _____________________________________________________________________________   5                          Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code 5                          ----- ---- -- ---- ---- ---- K                                                       Kind of by Paul Simon   2 The problem's all inside your code she said to me;+ Recursion is easy if you take it logically. 5 I'm here to help you if you're struggling to learn C, + There must be fifty ways to hose your code.   . She said it's really not my habit to #include,2 And I hope my files won't be lost or misconstrued;2 But I'll recompile at the risk of getting screwed,+ There must be fifty ways to hose your code.    Just blow up the stack Jack, Make a bad call Paul,  Just hit the wrong key Lee,  And set your pointers free.    Just mess up the bus Gus,  You don't need to recurse much,  You just listen to me.  0 She said it greives me to see you compile again.8 I wish there were some hardware that wasn't such a pain.6 I said I appreciate that and could you please explain, About the fifty ways.   3 She said why don't we both just work on it tonight, 8 And I'm sure in the morning it'll be working just right.8 Then she hosed me and I realized she probably was right,+ There must be fifty ways to hose your code.    Just lose the address Les, Clear the wrong Int Clint, Traverse the wrong tree Lee, And set your list free.    Just mess up the bus Gus,  You don't need to recurse much,  You just program in C. --O Selected by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. J Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  A Daemon will auto-reply.  H Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes.  You think I have* time to hand-correct everybody's postings?