 X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 16220 I Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0 13.10.90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site spcvxb.spc.edu 5 Path: spcvxb.spc.edu!njin!rutgers!ub!acsu.buffalo.edu  Newsgroups: alt.sex  Subject: 1000 questions * Message-ID: <63082@eerie.acsu.Buffalo.EDU>7 From: blackman@acsu.buffalo.edu (christophe l blackman)  Date: 4 Mar 91 17:37:50 GMT  Sender: news@acsu.Buffalo.EDU # Keywords: 1000 question purity test * Nntp-Posting-Host: lictor.acsu.buffalo.edu Lines: 1505     <                        Perverts Anonymous Qualification Exam0                                 (PURITY TEST II)>                       Ver 2.2.75     12:38:34.88    14.IIII.90    ? On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If E      you're still too young to qualify, well, these things take time. L Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts"3 Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy) ? Necking: the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the $      stroking of arms hands or back.C Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other portions 0      of anatomy; through or underneath clothing.E Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile imagination       dreams up. > Posslq : "person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters.""      Bureaucrat for live-in lover.B Most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking      as was had in the making. And yes, technicalities count.J  -------------------------------------------------------------------------(   I   Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities	 have you:    1.hugged somebody?6   2.kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture?9   3.kissed a friend or stranger as an unfriendly gesture?    4.held hands with someone?   5.been on a date? !   6.been on a date past one a.m.?    7.stood someone up? %   8.dated someone on a regular basis?    9.slam danced?  10.slow danced?%  11.copped a feel while slow dancing?   12.tangoed?  13.waltzed?  14.french kissed?  15.necked? ?  16.attended sub races, watched for UFO's, or similar activity? 7  17.hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi or hydropool)?   18.hot tubbed in the nude? ,  19.hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company?2  20.while hot tubbing been groped under the water?5  21.while hot tubbing groped someone under the water? -  22.saunaed or steam bathed in mixed company? (  23.saunaed or steam bathed in the nude?9  24.saunaed or steam bathed in the nude in mixed company? M  25.put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on someone (at beach or pool D  26.had someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on you?/  27.played post office (or other kissing game)? ?  28.played pony express (post office with more horsing around)? 4  29.played Twister?  (Extra point for Naked Twister)  30.been picked up?   31.picked someone up?*  32.picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?  33.had a one night stand?7  34.been hit by a thrown chalk eraser (by the teacher)? ?  35.been in intellectual combat with an unarmed person, and not %      given them a running head start?   36.been on a pub crawl?  37.slept on watch?   38.slept in your undies?   39.slept in the nude?  40.slept in class? ,  41.interrupted a lecture with your snoring?E  42.bundled (archaic, the sharing of sleeping arrangements by persons E      of the opposite sex while clothed. In theory, nothing goes on.)?    43.played footsie or 'kneesie'?E  44.played footsie or 'kneesie' with someone not your date, signific-      ant other or spouse?>  45.been unable to share a bed, sleeping bag or other sleeping5      arrangements without something steamy happening? E  46.used tickling as a pickup or getting to know you better activity? =  47.lusted in your heart for someone without their knowledge? $  48.been in or started a food fight?E  49.photocopied parts of your body, such as your face, hands or feet?   50.read the Song of Solomon? !  51.read The National Geographic?   52.played doctor?  53.kissed and told?D  54.been unable to cuss someone out in language acceptable in politeB      society (e.g. is your cursing run of the mill, or do you have      some class)? @  55.used 'fuck' or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun,B      infix, suffix, prefix or prepositional article in a sentence?F  56.done something that you don't want someone to know about (parents-2     , employer, boy/girlfriend, spouse, roommate)?B  57.never been amused about something you thought too embarrassing      to explain to another?   58.cussed in your sleep?   59.worn a strapless gown?  60.skipped class?  61.skipped class with teacher? A  62.refused to be with someone because they whistled dirty songs?   63.been a bore?  64.been bar hopping? 1  65.been overcome by celibacy and didn't like it?   66.been to a cocktail party? )  67.drank beer because you liked to piss? 7  68.dyed a pet strange colours (green, pink or purple)? 7  69.dyed your hair an outrageous colour (deliberately)?   7   II   Autoerotica (No, it doesn't mean 'love of cars')    have you: &  70.scratched and sniffed any catalog?I  71.had an arousing or sexually explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the like)? I  72.read or bought erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals? @  73.read or bought pornographic material that might be described      as really gross? ?  74.subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit 5      periodicals? (include alt.sex, alt.sex.whatever) 9  75.read erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit books? B  76.read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came      the Stranger)? F  77.been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit      literature?0  78.been afraid you were slipping into monogamy?@  79.written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature      (lust letters count)?I  80.misspelled 'dirty' words, or misspelled other words as 'dirty' words? @  81.read any sex manuals (e.g. Joy of Sex, Everything you always      wanted to Know about Sex)? .  82.read Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis?  83.read the Kama Sutra?.  84.read any Presidential report on obscenity?'  85.underlined, or marked 'good' parts? H  86.made an obscene phone call anonymously (to someone you didn't know)?-  87.received an anonymous obscene phone call? <  88.received an obscene phone call and had it turned you on?;  89.called any recorded phone sex number (The 976 numbers)?    90.called any live sex numbers?0  91.recorded an obscene call for later playback?&  92.worked at a live phone sex number?  93.masturbated?1  94.masturbated more than four times in 24 hours? ;  95.masturbated on a regular basis (more than once a week)?   96.masturbated to orgasm?0  97.fantasized about someone while masturbating?D  98.fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex?>  99.masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually      explicit literature? C 100.masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human sexuality       don't count)?? 101.masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in private !      (cable, videotape, or film)? > 102.masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public      (a theatre)?  103.been "caught" masturbating? ? 104.adjusted your genitals in public (you'd think they'd be set       at the factory)? 6 105.affected an accent (SCA or Theatre doesn't count)?> 106.asked a friend, of thier new male friend, '.. is he hung'? 107.sent a strip o gram?# 108.done a strip tease for someone? 3 109.been to a burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)? I 110.participated in a Rocky Horror Picture Show production (costume etc)?  111.been to a peep show? 112.been to a live sex show?> 113.been to a erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?C 114.been to a private showing of a erotic, pornographic or sexually F      explicit movie (The classic 'stag' party, even if you're female)?A 115.held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually       explicit movie?A 116.practiced autoerotic asphyxia (trying to heighten your sexual (      pleasure through semi-suffocation)?, 117.bought or made a codpiece or padded bra?" 118.worn a codpiece or padded bra?( 119.wished you were of the opposite sex?A 120.decided that if you were to be of the opposite sex you'd want       to be homosexual?B 121.had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with? 122.had a sex change operation?e> 123.worn clothing that was "revealing" (either of your figure,/      or that emphasized 'strategic' locations)?e? 124.worn clothing that you didn't know was THAT revealing (like &      the seat has ripped out or such)?< 125.gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear?- 126.been in public without wearing underwear? ? 127.photocopied personal portions of your anatomy (tits, ass or:      genitals)?IF 128.programmed a computer to orgasm (yours or theirs, doesn't matter)? 129.cruised (in an automobile)?o 130.cruised the bars?h 131.cruised the gay bars?  132.cruised the leather bars?,     III   Ethical Considerations   have you::< 133.plotted to murder someone (commission is covered later)? 134.told bad jokes?s 135.made puns?@ 136.made puns on obscenities (e.g. "knock knock." 'who's there?'@      "fornication", 'fornication who' "fornication like this you      should wear a black tie")?  137.told shaggy dog stories? 138.flubbed a punch line?  139.held a grudge? 140.recited limericks? 141.served cheap booze?s. 142.passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff?  143.not paid your library fines?	 144.lied?e@ 145.been in adultery (technically it's only if you were married,       but counts if you weren't)? 146.started a fight? 147.started a bar fight? 148.started a brawl?+ 149.instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)?s 150.instigated a border raid?d 151.instigated a border war?@ 152.watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo      or Oprah? 153.watched primetime soaps?? 154.not considered living together without benefit of clergy or A      legal sanction a sin (can't live in sin if you don't believe.      in it)?@ 155.not respected the sanctity of living in sin (e.g., hit up on<      someone regardless of whether they lived with another)?> 156.implied greater or lesser (non-sexual) experience than you      actually possessed?A 157.implied greater or lesser sexual experience than you actuallyb      possessed? @ 158.had sex with someone whose name you didn't know at the time?9 159.had sex with someone whose name you still don't know?27 160.had sex with someone whose name you don't remember? C 161.had sex with someone whose language you don't (or didn't) know? < 162.had sex with someone whose name you didn't want to know?H 163.had sexual activity with someone ten or more years younger than you?F 164.had sexual activity with someone ten or more years older than you?' 165.had sex with someone half your age? ( 166.had sex with someone twice your age?? 167.had sex with someone for revenge (on them, on their currentp%      or ex-, on your current or ex-)?u@ 168.lied about how old you were for purposes of sexual activity?; 169.lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol?i% 170.broken your word, vow or promise?e1 171.told someone you loved them when you did not?t: 172.were nice to someone in hopes of having sex with them?@ 173.told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted      sex with them?t? 174.fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other thanp,      the one present during sexual activity?B 175.fantasized during sexual activity that you were somebody else? 176.faked orgasm (guys too)?0 177.told them they were great when they weren't?D 178.intentionally 'eavesdropped' while others were engaged in sexual      activity? 179.plotted conspiracy?rD 180.shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos       to get someone in the mood?E 181.used alcohol to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activityl      (yours included)?A 182.used another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexualo      activity (yours included)?dH 183.dipped into capital (been unable to live on one's investment income.B      An 'Old Money' no-no. If you have to ask the answeris 'no.')?! 184.traded on inside information?s@ 185.ignored someone because you didn't want to admit you had had      sex with them?sE 186.wanted something or someone that someone else has, simply because *      they have it and you don't (coveted)?? 187.gone steady with two or more people with one person unawarew      of the other(s)? G 188.gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other(s)? 8 189.implied having had sex with someone when you hadn't?A 190.denied having sex with someone when you had (not telling your !      parents is merely survival)?s
 191.gossiped?  192.been in military service?e( 193.put an ad in the persons to persons?  194.put an ad for a sex partner?8 195.advertised for a sex partner including a photograph?) 196.answered an advert for a sex partner?rD 197.exited through a window because someone came home unexpectantly?8 198.taken someone someplace to be seen in their company?B 199.taken someone someplace to be seen in their company by someone      in particular? " 200.been in a wet t-shirt contest?! 201.judged a wet t-shirt contest?lA 202.given you kids unusual names (Shanda Lear, Laurel Ann Hardy)?o4 203.given your cat or dog a mohawk or a punk hairdo?, 204.given your kids unusual names (Dweezel)?? 205.gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone? > 206.fed live animals to pets (eg baby chicks to the pit bull)?? 207.fed someone 'tref' (eg non-kosher food. Only counts if they &      were keeping kosher at the time)? 208.mixed meat and dairy?C? 209.eaten 'tref' (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you wered!      keeping kosher at the time)? ) 210.eaten during daylight during Ramadan?., 211.eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)? 212.fed someone dogfood?  213.been in a gross out contest?) 214.been in a gross out contest, and won?e' 215.hired someone more for their looks?o 216.wife-(or husband)swapped?d0 217.wanted to trade them in for a working model?( 218.been willing to trade 'em off cheap?1 219.told somebody something "for their own good"?.D 220.had sex without the use of a birth control method more effective8      than prayer (Oh God don't let me/her get pregnant)?@ 221.had sex without the use of even prayer (they call people who#      do this frequently "parents")?  222.welshed on a bet or wager?0 223.offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager?= 224.offered another's sexual favors as payoff for your wager? F 225.feared that you might be (or caused someone to be) unintentionally      pregnant?D 226.always accepted sex (never refused it regardless of race, creed,1      colour, religion, age, gender or condition)?(@ 227.found out you were (or caused someone to be) unintentionally      pregnant?A 228.offered sex for money or other consideration (a better grade,r!      raise, "services rendered")?a: 229.had sex with someone who was merely doing you a favor?> 230.demanded sex for money or other consideration ("Put out orF      walk"/"I'll scream if you don't" are but the more blatant forms)?? 231.coerced someone into having sex with you (you were going torE      be impossible to be with unless your hormone level was lowered)?cB 232.accepted sex for money or other consideration (a better grade,!      raise, "services rendered")?n 233.offered a sympathy fuck?/ 234.offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected?e? 235.drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or.@      water bottle and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn't      have to refill it)?* 236.attempted to corrupt someone's morals?F 237.attempted to corrupt someone's morals and discover it is too late?? 238.attempted to corrupt someone's morals only to discover theyn      know things you don't? ? 239.woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard on youri0      pillow (you might be programming too much)?> 240.tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help      prevent/relieve cramps?A 241.tried to convince your partner that oral sex was good for ther      complexion?* 242.considered sperm a protein supplement?D 243.questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapableA      of not answering (e.g. they were truly wasted, or talking ino      their sleep)?A 244.questioned a significant other about their sex life when theyt%      were incapable of not answering?h) 245.used whatever they said against them?? 246.kited checks?n     IIII   Legal technicalities    have you:e! 247.deliberately bounced a check?  248.shoplifted?e@ 249.'borrowed' something of value with no intention of returningA      it ('borrowing' kleenex, condoms or tampons, doesn't count)?  250.written graffiti?o 251.committed murder?o  252.attempted to commit suicide? 253.succeeded? 254.had a fake id? 255.manufactured fake id?f- 256.speeded (automotive, not pharmaceutical)?  257.drag raced (on the street)?s 258.driven without a license?t 259.driven while suspended?m. 260.bought or sold anything on a black market? 261.stolen any item or cash? 262.stolen a kiss? 263.used bootleg software?5 264.plotted felony (that's conspiracy and may count)?oE 265.operated a vehicle or piece of heavy machinery while intoxicated?n0 266.plotted treason (betrayal of state secrets)?C 267.lead someone to believe they were the father when they weren't? C 268.lead someone to believe they weren't the father when they were?lB 269.been liable for arrest on a morals charge (pandering, pimping,0      prostitution, impersonating a human being)?% 270.been a pool, card or chess shark?   271.been to a dog or cock fight? 272.incited to riot?/ 273.plotted a coup (civic class doesn't count)?u> 274.committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)?4 275.committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep)? 276.committed treason?( 277.been thought politically unreliable?& 278.been thought politically reliable?B 279.looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The Barbarian Pentathalon)? 280.bought alcohol for minors? 281.sent a chain letter? 282.started a chain letter? 0 283.made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)?H 284.made or acquired 'elint' (electronic intelligence) equipment (bugs)?H 285.installed or used 'elint' equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders, etc)? 286.been in the badger game?? 287.stayed for a second feature having paid only for the first?eC 288.removed the tag that says "do not remove under penalty of law"?b* 289.rode public transportation w/o paying?) 290.raised tuition/rent by streetwalking?5 291.pistol whipped someone?n 292.been a bigamist? 293.carried concealed weapons? 294.evaded taxes? M 295.evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a duty or tax? = 296.had someone buy you alcohol while you were still a minor? = 297.been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man?t@ 298.been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man and      wish you actually were?- 299.deliberately failed to pay child support?m0 300.bought your own alcohol while still a minor?# 301.been drunk while still a minor? D 302.had sexual activity while under the age of consent (masturbation      doesn't count)?C 303.had sexual activity while under the age of consent with someoneh      over the age of consent? > 304.had sexual activity since reaching the age of consent with&      someone under the age of consent? 305.plagerized?e 306.been to a "public bath"? 307.patronized a prostitute? 308.been to a "massage parlor"?7$ 309.been to a brothel as a customer?% 310.been to a brothel as an employee?p= 311.contracted a 'social' disease (not just the common cold)?t 312.contracted mono?E 313.been treated for exposure to a std (sexually transmitted disease)a.      because someone you'd been with had been?? 314.had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a std?l@ 315.had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a std?7 316.gotten a 'frequent flier' bonus at the free clinic?   I   V   Things to do and people to do them with. (The nitty and the gritty)('   are you now, or have you ever been...oI 317.engaged in heterosexual activity (with a member of the opposite sex)?dA 318. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youi      considered doing so? ? 319.engaged in homosexual activity (with a member of your sex)?iA 320. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youm      thought about it?A 321.engaged in incestual activity (with a member of your family)?,A 322. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youo      thought about it?K 323.engaged in homosexual incest (with a member of your family and gender)?iA 324. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you       thought about it?A 325.engaged in bisexual activity (defined here as sexual activitya@      with both genders on a relatively even ratio for the period      of time in question)?A 326. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you       thought about it?J 327.engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely sub human)?A 328. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youa      thought about it?F 329.engaged in xeno eroticism (sexual activity with alien life forms)?A 330. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youc      thought about it?G 331.engaged in pedophillia (sexual activity with pre-teenage children)?sA 332. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have yout      thought about it?L 333.engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some control on initiation.)?A 334. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have yout      thought about it?> 335.engaged in sodomy (defined as either: 1) copulation with aI      member of the same sex or with animals or 2) non-coital intercourse,a8      esp anal or oral copulation with the opposite sex)?5 336. practiced zipitage(picking other people's zits)? A 337. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youF      thought about it?: 338. performed analingus ("oral stimulation of the anus")?A 339. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have your      thought about it?@ 340. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex),$      other than for a costume party?A 341. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you.      thought about it?@ 342. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you      liked it?A 343. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youc      thought about it?. 344. practiced necrophila (sex with the dead)?A 345. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you.      thought about it?0 346.practiced zombiphilia (sex with the undead)? 347.had a leather fetish?oJ 348.had a rubber fetish (insisting on the use of rubbers doesn't qualify)?F 349.performed anal intercourse ("That'd have to be in the butt, Bob")?A 350. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you)      thought about it?D 351.cause another person pain for your pleasure (its called sadism)?A 352. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youe      thought about it?J 353.had another inflict pain for your own pleasure (its called masochism)?A 354. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have yous      thought about it?J 355.tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called cruel)?C 356.used Schedule I (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (synthetic opiates,o7      meth-amphetamines, marijuana, hallucinogens, LSD)?i<  (with over 145 drugs scheduled, we're not listing them all)A 357. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have yout      thought about it?C 358.used Schedule II (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (opium, coca leavel,      products (Coca Cola is doesn't count))?A 359. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have your      thought about it?A 360.used Schedule III (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs ( barbiturates,r!      lysergic acid, amphetamine)? A 361. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you       thought about it?C 362.used Schedule IV (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (Barbital, chlorale      Hydrate, Phenobarbital)?tA 363. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youw      thought about it?< 364.abused Schedule V (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (codeine)?A 365. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you       thought about it?D 366.intentionally unrinated on someone (its called 'golden showers',%      'water sports', or piss fights)?xA 367. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youw      thought about it?9 368.intentionally defecated on someone(it's called sick)?eA 369. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youd      thought about it?( 370.intentionally unrinated on yourself?A 371. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you)      thought about it?( 372.intentionally defecated on yourself?A 373. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have yout      thought about it?, 374.mutilated animals for your own pleasure?A 375. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have youv      thought about it? 376.flirted? 377.flirted with in-laws?e  "   VI   Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll   have you:?= 378.considered the song "I want to hold you hand" suggestive?rF 379.considered 'why don't we do it in the road' a reasonable question?" 380.been intoxicated from alcohol?* 381.been intoxicated from some other drug?7 382.been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?t- 383.introduced someone to 'drugs' in general?e/ 384.introduced someone to a new (to them) drug?eD 385.used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated?B 386.taken any drug that you weren't sure what it was, just to find$      out what it does (foolish you)?> 387.used prescription drugs that you didn't 'need' or have the8      prescription for ('abused' a controlled substance)?0 388.bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug?; 389.bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale?y@ 390.sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned      somebody)?rA 391.bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use??E 392.frequently bought controlled or illicit drugs in bulk for person-g)     al use (like weekly or there abouts)?e, 393.had a standing order with your supplier?@ 394.taken a non-prescription opiate (heroin, morphine, or opium)      more than 4 times??0 395.ingested cocaine (bolivian marching powder)? 396.smoked crack?g 397.freebased? 398.chugged? 399.sniffed glue?h% 400.smoked the killer weed (tobacco)? ' 401.smoked the killer weed (marijuana)?o% 402.smoked the killer weed (oregano)?r 403.smoked banana peels? 404.smoked clove cigarettes? 405.chewed tobacco, or snuff? 8 406.gargled with hard liquor (No more mediciny breath!)? 407.had alcohol for breakfast? 408.drank Coke & nutmeg? 409.drank Coke & aspirin?h> 410.made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or hash brownies)?" 411.eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies?8 412.inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) recreationally?5 413.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself? A 414.injected any non-prescription drug into yourself on more thani      one occasion?? 415.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneouslyg      into yourself?a? 416.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneouslyh-      into yourself on more than one occasion?g9 417.injected any non-prescription drug into someone else?a@ 418.injected any non-prescription drug into someone else on more      than one occasion? ? 419.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneouslya      into someone else? ? 420.injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously 1      into someone else on more than one occasion?m  421.spiked a punch with alcohol?$ 422.spiked a punch with other drugs?H 423.taken any synthetic hallucinogen (MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or Sandoz)?9 424.did you understand the examples in the last question?eM 425.ingested any 'natural' hallucinogen (peyote, mescaline, 'shrooms, ergot)?  426.had a bad trip?t 427.gotten a bad batch? I 428.taken hallucinogens for enlightenment, or other philosophical reason?h' 429.taken PCP or other veterinary drug?e 430.taken any 'designer' drugs?s? 431.used the list of controlled drugs as a checklist (USC title       21, sec 812)? 432.been to a rock concert? " 433.been to a heavy metal concert?' 434.been to a Frank Zappa rock concert?m$ 435.been to a Barry Manilow concert? 436.listened to acid rock?( 437.listened to acid rock while on acid? 438.been a groupie?i 439.been a roadie?3 440.thought about starting a band to meet groupies?'3 441.thought about starting a band to get good dope?o( 442.told someone you were with the band?7 443.told someone you were with the band, and it worked?i9 444.played records backwards to hear the secret messages? < 445.found the secret message recorded backwards on an album?C 446.sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety in the lyrics (e.g.y       Let's get drunk and Screw)?> 447.sung bawdy songs (e.g. Polka Dot Undies, Do your ears hang      low, the Bottle Song)?  448.composed bawdy lyrics?# 449.done speed or meth-amphetamine?s' 450.made or synthesized your own drugs? = 451.made or synthesized drugs, 'commercially' (been the lab)?o 452.grown your own?n 453.bred your own?? 454.bought 'moonshine' (any alcoholic beverage made outside thedE      Federal limit of 200 gallons annually for personal consumption)?  455.brewed your own?" 456.had sex while stoned or drunk?? 457.used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had anyI,      effect (e.g. smoked pot while blitzed)?H 458.taken mood altering drugs without prescription (valium or quaalude)?H 459.been told you had sex the night before and you can't recall a thing?5 460.awaken the next morning wondering where you were?h= 461.awaken the next morning wondering if you had a good time?n? 462.awaken the next morning wondering where you were, and who'sa      that next to you?3 463.awaken the next morning wondering who you were?z> 464.felt like the Three Bears (who's been sleeping in my bed)?8 465.felt like Baby Bear (who's that sleeping in my bed)?B 466.ever thrown up from too much alcohol (aka driven the porcelainB      bus, blown chips, tossing your cookies, the technicolor yawn,F      praying to the porcelain god, called for the car (There's Ralph's      Buick)?H 467.ever had blackouts (periods where you don't remember what happened)? 468.been hung over?o+ 469.had a hangover last more than one days?s+ 470.taken the hair of the dog that bit you?4  C   VII   The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky and the possibly Pervertedt   have you:i. 471.been a member of a fraternity or sorority?5 472.said "I'm normal, its everyone else that's weird? & 473.told dirty jokes in mixed company? 474.Discussed masturbation?x" 475.french kissed below the waist?H 476.Discussed oral sex techniques (In general, not as part of a lesson)?K 477.asked for instructions in oral sex techniques (again, lecture not lab)? B 478.given lessons in oral sex techniques ('Pay attention, I'm only!      going to do this once...!')?.A 479.demonstrated oral sex techniques with a 'visual aid' (carrot,5      cucumber or taco)?w7 480.demonstrated oral sex techniques with an assistant?tH 481.demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one person at a time?H 482.played any game which required the removal of clothing (strip poker,      Monopoly or Chess)?C 483.deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothingu      (folding with four aces)?1 484.owned a collection of underwear not your own?tB 485.been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing      than by their body?, 486.been a voyeur (without their knowledge)?$ 487.accepted an invitation to watch?  488.made an invitation to watch? 489.disrobed in public?  490.been to a nude beach? ( 491.sunned your buns or tanned your can?B 492.paraded about in the nude (sprints don't count, nor does while      searching for undies)?t: 493.been sad because someone you knew was getting married?A 494.been sad because someone you knew was getting married and nowr(      you'd never get to sleep with them?C 495.used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)?  496.searched for the G-spot?) 497.searched for the G-spot and found it?o@ 498.told him he had when he hadn't but you just wanted him out ? 499.rooted for the Klingons?2 500.felt sad because Skywalker killed the Emperor?  501.rooted for the Wicked Witch?B 502.contemplated the political, social and geometric possibilities(      of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?I 503.wondered where Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty to wake her up?'@ 504.wondered about the sex life of Smurfette (the only female on      the whole damn show)?B 505.accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender?B 506.accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender,,      not realizing it till you were through?B 507.intentionally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender*      (how else can you read the graffiti)?D 508.won the pig pen award for your floor, dorm, fraternity/sorority,      college or state?  509.pissed on an electric fence?C 510.streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bodIG      to the general public (without pay, topless dancing doesn'tcount)?iC 511.streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bodsF      to the general public as part of the job (modeling doesn'tcount)?> 512.posed nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or      photographs as a 'favor'?F 513.posed nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art classes) as a 'favor'?E 514.posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexuallye      explicit art?A 515.asked someone to pose nude or semi nude for private drawings, +      paintings or photographs as a 'favor'?n? 516.asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public (e.g. artw      classes) as a 'favor'?8> 517.asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually!      explicit art or photographs?t> 518.asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually>      explicit photographs and there was no film in the camera?I 519.made lewd, licentious or suggestive gestures while dancing in public?sE 520.helped to cover for someone's escapades (provide alibi, accommod-l     ations, opportunity)?h? 521.been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy youi&      and make an honest person of you?? 522.been late to work, class or an appointment because you wereo!      involved in sexual activity? ) 523.read anything by the Marquis de Sade?i 524.drank blood?> 525.been nicknamed for a behavior pattern of yours ('Sleepy')?H 526.been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of yours ('Sleazy')?1 527.been interrupted by the police while necking,e-      and they were more embarrassed than you?m 528.been an exhibitionist?H 529.had sexual activity with siblings (brother or sisters not your own)?L 530.had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or however many) siblings?E 531.had sexual activity with a parent and child, not your own (mother 8     /daughter, father/son, mother/son, father/daughter)? 532.both at the same time? 533.shaved your head?.0 534.shaved your pubic region (pits don't count)?. 535.have someone else shave your pubic region?' 536.shaved someone else's pubic region?   537.had sex during menstruation?+ 538.had oral sex with a menstruating woman?r& 539.mooned or goosed someone you knew?- 540.mooned or goosed someone you didn't know?r2 541.mooned or goosed someone you thought you knew?> 542.stimulated your partner anally (with your finger, vibrator      or whatnot)?t@ 543.been stimulated anally (with a finger, vibrator or whatnot)?@ 544.had a spouse, posslq, or date leave you for someone of their9      gender (e.g. your husband left you for another man)?s> 545.left a spouse, posslq, or date for someone of your gender? 546.picked your nose in public?oA 547.picked someone else's nose (in private, we don't want to knowa      about your perversions)?l$ 548.had someone else pick your nose?C 549.sexually harassed someone (e.g. made unwanted sexual advances)?u. 550.graded someone's act of sexual harassment?' 551.handed out condoms as party favors?t' 552.discussed favorite brand of condom?e5 553.comparison shopped for condoms (plain or ribbed)?r 554.inflated a condom?= 555.chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack of)?lG 556.bought condoms by the case (wholesale, not just the 'family pack')?o? 557.bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly orr      foam, or the pill)?A 558.bought any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill, unless3B      you got it for more than one month at a time, doesn't count)?( 559.used Coke as a contraceptive douche?$ 560.carried a condom 'just in case'?" 561.tasted your own sexual fluids?# 562.tasted another's sexual fluids?t( 563.complimented someone on their taste?$ 564.been complimented on your taste? 565.had your ears pierced? 566.had your nose pierced?  567.pierced someone else's ears? 568.worn body paint?( 569.worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?@ 570.worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language      you didn't read?l* 571.written dirty fortune cookie fortunes? 572.have you a tattoo?5 573.have you an 'obscene' tattoo (words or pictures)?iA 574.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing (Georgei%      Shultz has a tiger on his butt)?). 575.Have you a tattoo in an intimate location?< 576.have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?@ 577.used any object, longer than it is wide, for sexual purposes2      (Coke bottle, rolling pin or feather duster)?B 578.used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal      of someone?? 579.been to a funeral as a form of entertainment (ala Harold ofr      "Harold & Maude")?(> 580.Do you consider sex the price a woman has to pay for being;      married ('just close your eyes and think of England')?o+ 581.used whipped cream for sexual purposes? D 582.put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your partner;      and licked or eaten it (things go better with butter)??< 583.had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?+ 584.used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?i6 585.bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?A 586.given or received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?t> 587.asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not8      because it was 'sexy' but because it turned you on?3 588.tried to figure out the words to "Louie Louie"?rK 589.Been to a John Water's film (Pink Flamingos, anything starring Divine)?n 590.more than once?a 591.seen Eraserhead? 592.more than once? A 593.thought of becoming a Veterinary because your first love died,      of hoof & mouth?i 594.had sex with a dead animal?.' 595.had sex in the presence of animals??? 596.thought of becoming a vegetarian because the saddest day ind:      you life was when your first love was sent to market?@ 597.thought to make a contribution to science in similar fashion      to Madame D'Stael? > 598.unrinated anywhere other than in an acceptable location orA      receptacle (i.e. in a sink, fireplace or wastepaper basket)?h> 599.defecated anywhere other than in an acceptable location orF      receptacle (i.e. in a fireplace, car seat, or wastepaper basket)? 600.tasted or eaten shit?  601.more than once?  602.tasted or drunk urine? 603.more than once?t9 604.been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation or the like? 8 605.kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator?G 606.kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not count)?i    (   VIII   It's Gwendoline time! (Bondage)   have you ('voluntarily'):w> 607.improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity5      (e.g. holding someone's wrists over their head)?tM 608.do you consider Bondage a way of showing that you care for another persona< 609.been tied up for erotic purposes (ropes, scarves, ties)? 610.been tied up and fucked?& 611.been tied up and masturbated upon?) 612.been tied up and had to watch others?t5 613.been tied up knowing you might be seen by others?c< 614.been tied up with the intention of being seen by others?6 615.willingly had your head inserted in a toilet bowl?M 616.inserted someone's head in a toilet bowl with their consent/acquiescence?d( 617.tied someone up for erotic purposes?$ 618.tied someone up and fucked them?, 619.tied someone up and masturbated on them?' 620.tied someone up and had them watch?n- 621.tied someone up and shown them to others?r 622.been bound in chains?d( 623.been bound and had someone whip you?  624.been whipped until you bled? 625.had your tongue pierced? 626.had your lips pierced?+ 627.had your other lips pierced (or penis)?f 628.had your nipples pierced?h 629.practiced flagellation?  630.gotten any good at it?4 631.fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?7 632.fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes?p: 633.fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others?6 634.fantasized of tying someone up to have them watch?  635.pierced someone else's lips?" 636.pierced someone else's tongue?1 637.pierced someone else's other lips (or penis)?c# 638.pierced someone else's nipples?hB 639.bound someone in chains (handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain)?# 640.bound someone and whipped them?t$ 641.whipped someone until they bled?+ 642.bought bondage & discipline literature?  643.read "The Story of O"?* 644.read both volumes of "The Story of O"?$ 645.seen the movie "The Story of O"? 646.posed for B&D drawings?s 647.posed for B&D photographs?+ 648.asked someone to pose for B&D drawings?.. 649.asked someone to pose for B&D photographs?) 650.asked someone to pose for B&D movies?   9   IX   Non-Platonic Activities (The steamy part.) Part 1.   1 With a male not your spouse or posslq,  have you:,  7 651.been propositioned by a man for necking or petting?o8 652.been propositioned by a man for any sexual practice?4 653.been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man?> 654.been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?B 655.received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?. 656.received a hickey in an intimate location?) 657.received scratch marks or nail marks?  658.been bit or nibbled upon?e% 659.been bit in an intimate location?l3 660.had a man fondled or stroked your clothed legs?t3 661.had a man fondled or stroked your clothed body? > 662.had a man stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?M 663.have a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals?f0 664.had a man fondled or stroked your bare legs?0 665.had a man fondled or stroked your bare body?; 666.had a man stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?yJ 667.have a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?/ 668.propositioned a man for necking or petting?c0 669.propositioned a man for any sexual practice?' 670.pinched or patted a man's buttocks?o? 671.kissed a man below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?u$ 672.petted above or below the waist? 673.given a hickey?h+ 674.given a hickey in an intimate location? ! 675.left scratches or nail marks?s 676.left teeth marks?r- 677.left teeth marks in an intimate location?a, 678.fondled or stroked a man's clothed legs?, 679.fondled or stroked a man's clothed body?8 680.stroked or fondled a man's clothed breast or nipple?L 681.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's covered genitals?) 682.fondled or stroked a man's bare legs?s) 683.fondled or stroked a man's bare body?t5 684.stroked or fondled a man's bare breast or nipple? I 685.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's bare genitals?d6 686.been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?% 687.had you fingers licked or sucked?l% 688.licked or sucked a man's fingers? I 689.had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled??G 690.licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man's ear or ear region?g! 691.fondled a man who was asleep?o 692.woken up being fondled?s< 693.had sex with a man who was asleep and he didn't wake up?9 694.had sex with a man who was asleep and he did wake up?p8 695.slept through sexual activity (him doing it to you)?C 696.woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you?e; 697.given a man a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?eG 698.given a man backrub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?5 699.been petted to orgasm? 700.petted to orgasm?sA 701.performed fellatio ("oral stimulation of the penis" Webster)? ( 702.gagged when they came in your mouth? 703.received oral sex?% 704.performed mutual oral sex ('69')?," 705.performed mutual masturbation?$ 706.watched while a man masturbated?* 707.had a man watch while you masturbated?" 708.orgasmed in him (if possible)? 709.had him orgasm in you? 710.orgasmed on him? 711.had him orgasm on you?* 712.kissed a man (or boy) on a first date?/ 713.necked with a man (or boy) on a first date?u/ 714.petted with a man (or boy) on a first date? ! 715.had oral sex on a first date?t# 716.given oral sex on a first date?a 717.fucked on a first date?n( 718.had oral sex instead of intercourse?? 719.been seen naked under good lighting by a man (note: nude is.?      expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), nakedoC      is when you didn't expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)?d) 720.seen a man naked under good lighting?kB 721.undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you?? 722.been in a man's company while both of you were nude withoutd      anything steamy happening?S" 723.bathed or showered with a man?L 724.let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?> 725.washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself?  726.had sex while in the shower?  727.had sex while taking a bath? 728."seduced" a virgin?a  /   X   Son (or daughter) of Steamy Part. Part 2.o3 With a female not your spouse or posslq,  have you:r9 729.been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting?(: 730.been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice?6 731.been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman?> 732.been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?B 733.received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?. 734.received a hickey in an intimate location?$ 735.been scratched or marked by her? 736.been nibbled or bit?0 737.been nibbled or bit in an intimate location?5 738.had a woman fondled or stroked your clothed legs?o5 739.had a woman fondled or stroked your clothed body?o@ 740.had a woman stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?M 741.had a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitalse2 742.had a woman fondled or stroked your bare legs?2 743.had a woman fondled or stroked your bare body?= 744.had a woman stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples? L 745.have a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?1 746.propositioned a woman for necking or petting?h2 747.propositioned a woman for any sexual practice?) 748.pinched or patted a woman's buttocks?nA 749.kissed a woman below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?e$ 750.petted above or below the waist? 751.given a hickey to a woman?+ 752.given a hickey in an intimate location?9( 753.left scratches or nail marks on her? 754.left teeth marks? - 755.left teeth marks in an intimate location?p. 756.fondled or stroked a woman's clothed legs?. 757.fondled or stroked a woman's clothed body?: 758.stroked or fondled a woman's clothed breast or nipple?M 759.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's covered genitalso+ 760.fondled or stroked a woman's bare legs?r+ 761.fondled or stroked a woman's bare body?e7 762.stroked or fondled a woman's bare breast or nipple?(K 763.petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's bare genitals?w6 764.been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?% 765.had you fingers licked or sucked? ' 766.licked or sucked a woman's fingers?gI 767.had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?s; 768.licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman's ear?r# 769.fondled a woman who was asleep?s 770.woken up being fondled?e? 771.had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn't wake up?h< 772.had sex with a woman who was asleep and she did wake up?8 773.slept through sexual activity (she doing it to you)?E 774.woken up in the midst of a woman having sexual activity with you?w= 775.given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?sK 776.given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?e 777.been petted to orgasm? 778.petted to orgasm?rH 779.performed cunnilingus ("oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris")? 780.received oral sex?% 781.performed mutual oral sex ('69')?." 782.performed mutual masturbation?& 783.watched while a woman masturbated?, 784.had a woman watch while you masturbated?" 785.orgasmed in her (if possible)? 786.orgasmed on her? 787.had her orgasm on you?- 788.kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date?o2 789.necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date?2 790.petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date?! 791.had oral sex on a first date? # 792.given oral sex on a first date?r 793.fucked on a first date?o( 794.had oral sex instead of intercourse?> 795.been seen naked under good lighting by a woman (note: nudeB      is expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), nakedC      is when you didn't expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)?p+ 796.seen a woman naked under good lighting?hD 797.undressed under good lighting, knowing a woman was watching you?A 798.been in a woman's company while both of you were nude withoute      anything steamy happening?tF 799.bathed or showered with a woman (non-coed facilities don't count)?A 800.let a woman wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing.      it yourself?s@ 801.washed a woman who was perfectly capable of washing herself?  802.had sex while in the shower?  803.had sex while taking a bath? 804."seduced" a virgin?      XI   Localityu "have you done it on a plane,  have you done it on a train" have you done it in your bed,a have you done it on your head" Have you, have you,d4 had green eggs and ham" (with apologies to Dr Suess)   have you:  805.necked while hot tubbing?e# 806.had oral sex while hot tubbing?y 807.fucked while hot tubbing,?* 808.in a sauna or steam bath, ever necked?* 809.in a sauna or steam bath had oral sex?$ 810.in a sauna or steam bath fucked?) 811.necked/petted in a place of religion?o( 812.had oral sex in a place of religion?" 813.fucked in a place of religion?E 814.necked/petted in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, mortuary,p      crypt or coffin)?( 815.had oral sex in a place of the dead?" 816.fucked in a place of the dead?% 817.necked/petted in a movie theatre?a  818.had oral sex during a movie? 819.fucked during a movie?I 820.necked/petted in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield)?d" 821.had oral sex in a sports area? 822.fucked in a sports area?B 823.necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds!      GWT (a car or small pickup)?aF 824.had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?@ 825.fucked in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?@ 826.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van,      pickup), necked/petted?G 827.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex? A 828.in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?oC 829.necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds       GWT (a semi or RV)?G 830.had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?dA 831.fucked in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?8> 832.necked/petted in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds!      GWT (a car or small pickup)?nB 833.had oral sex in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?< 834.fucked in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?E 835.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup),k      necked/petted?cC 836.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?s= 837.in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?oC 838.necked/petted in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWTd         (a semi or RV)?eC 839.had oral sex in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?e= 840.fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT? 8 841.necked/petted with the operator of a moving vehicle?7 842.had oral sex with the operator of a moving vehicle? , 843.fucked the operator of a moving vehicle?7 844.as the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?t; 845.as the operator of a moving vehicle, received oral sex?p0 846.as the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?= 847.necked/petted on horseback (just don't scare the horses)?  848.had oral sex on horseback? 849.fucked on horseback?G 850.had sex at a public event (such as a rock concert, rally, or riot)?.! 851.had sex with a hermaphrodite?. 852.necked/petted on a train?a 853.had oral sex on a train? 854.fucked on a train? 855.necked/petted on a boat? 856.had oral sex on a boat?o 857.fucked on a boat?1 858.had oral sex on a ship?o 859.fucked on a ship?a+ 860.necked/petted in an aircraft in flight?s* 861.had oral sex in an aircraft in flight?$ 862.fucked in an aircraft in flight?@ 863.necked/petted on public transportation (bus, subway, tram or      trolley)?* 864.had oral sex on public transportation?$ 865.fucked on public transportation?A 866.necked/petted in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closetk*      or other small, non-moving enclosure?@ 867.had oral sex in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet*      or other small, non-moving enclosure?C 868.fucked in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet or other !      small, non-moving enclosure?oC 869.while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other people mover,w      necked/petted?o> 870.in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, had      oral sex?A 871.fucked in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover?m, 872.necked/petted on the roof of a building?+ 873.had oral sex on the roof of a building?n% 874.fucked on the roof of a building? G 875.necked/petted on the roof of a building where others might see you?hF 876.had oral sex on the roof of a building where others might see you?@ 877.fucked on the roof of a building where others might see you? 878.necked/petted in the snow? 879.had oral sex in the snow? 1 880.fucked in the snow (now that's fucking cold)?  881.had oral sex out of doors? 882.fucked out of doors?E 883.had oral sex in a semi public location where there was a possibi-      lity of discovery?B 884.fucked in a semi public location where there was a possibility      of discovery?> 885.because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex      in a semi public locale?eB 886.because there was a possibility of discovery, fucked in a semi      public locale?y 887.necked/petted in a library?t 888.had oral sex in a library? 889.fucked in a library?? 890.necked/petted in a free flowing body of water (river, lake,       swimming pool, ocean)? > 891.had oral sex in a free flowing body of water (river, lake,      swimming pool, ocean)?eA 892.fucked in a free flowing body of water (river, lake, swimmingo      pool, ocean)?B 893.had sexual activity in a household room other than the bedroom%      (kitchen, hallway, living room)? % 894.had sexual activity on the floor?mA 895.had sexual activity on a piece of furniture not normally usedtH      for resting humans on (i.e. microwave, washing machine, tv [acroba-     tic aren't you])?s> 896.showered with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-coed'3      facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?e> 897.had oral sex while showering with a member of the oppositeG      sex in a 'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?o? 898.fucked while showering with a member of the opposite sex ino@      a 'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?  
   XII   Styleh 899.pointed and laughed? 900.eaten oysters? 901.eaten prairie oysters?+ 902.eaten a banana in a provocative manner?.4 903.eaten an ice cream cone in a provocative manner? 904.used an aphrodisiac? 905.used amyl nitrate?2 906.taken something to "improve" your performance?* 907.coined 'pet' names for your genitalia?4 908.coined 'pet' names for your partner's genitalia?F 909.taken notes during arguments, in order to remember the good lines?) 910.volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?d) 911.accepted sex and now wish you hadn't? , 912.turned down sex and now wish you hadn't?C 913.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners annually?iB 914.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners monthly?A 915.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners weekly?e@ 916.didn't think it promiscuous having different partners daily?? 917.didn't think it promiscuous having more than one partner ine      at a time?s@ 918.considered having to installed a 'takaticket' machine (as in      "now serving number ..")?C 919.made or taken a phone call during sexual activity with someone? A 920.during sexual activity, had your partner make or take a phone.D      call with their parent, spouse, or other important type person?> 921.had a general emergency arise during sexual activity (e.g./      flood,fire, hurricane or Norse Stickball)?dD 922.had a minor emergency during sexual activity (e.g. muscle cramp,+      asthmas attack, somebody at the door)?oC 923.during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great,@      merriment (e.g. the bed broke, couldn't get the condom on)?$ 924.had nude snapshots taken of you?) 925.taken nude snapshots of someone else?dL 926.given nude snapshots, drawings or other artwork, of yourself to someone?@ 927.engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session     with the same partner?@ 928.engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session      with multiple partners?D 929.performed ritual sexual activity as part of a religious practice'      (Tantric Yoga or Fertility Rites)?a# 930.had or caused multiple orgasms?e& 931.had sex until one of you was sore?E 932.intentionally been bruised or injured during any sexual activity?d> 933.intentionally bruised or injured someone during any sexual      activity?( 934.spanked anyone before or during sex?# 935.been sore on the morning after?  936.had sex to Ravel's Bolero? 937.had sex to the Blue Danube?i- 938.had sex to any other classical selection??> 939.disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity? 940.been a screamer?$ 941.fucked dorsally ('doggy' style)?+ 942.fucked in the female superior position?o 943.fucked sitting up? 944.fucked standing up?uH 945.fucked while still clothed ('down with trousers, up with dresses!')? 946.fallen asleep during sex? ( 947.talked dirty during sexual activity?< 948.fainted as a result of orgasm (give them a stud point!)? 949.had sex before breakfast?aA 950.had sex instead of lunch (good aerobics and low on calories)?. 951.had a 'quickie'?@ 952.had your partner fall asleep during intercourse or oral sex?> 953.had your partner faint during intercourse or oral sex as a+      result of orgasm (take a stud point!)? F 954.been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time?6 955.had sex more than five times in twenty four hours?= 956.had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period?sB 957.gone in public after sex w/o bathing (and you're sure everyone      can tell it too)?2 958.had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?? 959.been involved in a gang bang (banger or bangee) (being gangn      raped doesn't count)? 960.had sex with spectators? 961.been, or kept, a mistress? 962.been, or had, a 'kept man'?r& 963.been involved in a menage-a-trios?4 964.been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?0 965.invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?6 966.participated in an orgy or similar group activity?D 967.made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity?A 968.been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy(ors8      girl)friend of either of you returned unexpectedly?A 969.been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy(oraB      girl)friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them0      excuse themselves and tell you to continue?A 970.been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy(oruB      girl)friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have themC      excuse themselves and tell you to continue, and you were able?o? 971.walked in on your significant other while they were engagedo*      in sexual activity with someone else?? 972.walked in on your significant other while they were engagedaD      in sexual activity with someone else, excused yourself and left      them to continue? 973.walked in on your parents?A 974.walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexuale      activity?F 975.walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity     you thought was too weird?F 976.walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity      you hadn't thought possible?A 977.walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexualu1      activity, and been asked to join and did so?.? 978.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexualx=      activity and declare 'I didn't think that was possible'?i? 979.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual6&      activity and declare 'too weird'?? 980.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual       activity and ask to join?? 981.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual.)      activity and you asked them to join?b=   (the following are where you have been attracted to someone $      because of their social status)E 982.initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical profession '      (Your doctor, nurse or therapist)?oD 983.initiated sexual activity with someone in authority (your parole+      officer, psychiatrist, or babysitter)?eC 984.initiated sexual activity with a member of the legal professiona#      (lawyer, judge, or paralegal)? E 985.initiated sexual activity with a member of the academic communitym!      (Professor, instructor, TA)?o> 986.initiated sexual activity with an intellectual (librarian,"      author, essayist, or scribe)?B 987.initiated sexual activity with someone in uniform (Army, Navy,&      Marines, Post Office, Cub Scout)?F 988.initiated sexual activity with a member of an 'out' group (someon-B     e you wouldn't take home to meet the family, e.g. a biker, air       head or securities broker)?@ 989.had sexual activity with a member of a sports team (or cheer
      leader)?      XIII   Testing.r   have you:r. 990.had an unauthorized crib sheet for a test? 991.flunked an IQ test? " 992.had to study for a blood test?/ 993.lied on a Purity Test to improve you score?o@ 994.done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test+      scores or used a Test for inspiration?8A 995.been jealous of, or impressed by, someone else's test scores? @ 996.read a Purity Test aloud, without omitting sections or being      embarrassed? % 997.administered a group Purity Test?t 998.taken a group purity test?' 999.written or rewritten a Purity Test?c2 1000.remembered something by taking a Purity Test?     XIIII   Extra Credit:i7  If you have read de Sade's "Justine." add five points.f=  Add ten points if you have read de Sade's "120 days of Sodomu      & Gomorrah."u=  If you know (no guessing) who followed Hendrix at Woodstock,i      add one point.e)  Add ten points if you were at Woodstock.l?  If you know (experiencially) what a Scot wears under his kilt,s4      add three points (and 3 more if you're female).>  If you have worn a strapless gown and are male add one point.A  If you've tied someone up and shown them to others and they wereo      naked, add one point.?  If you've tied someone up naked, shown them to others and they 5      were unaware this was intended, add five points.eB  If you've been tied up knowing you might be seen naked by others,       add five points.@  Add ten points if you've been tied up knowing you would be seen      naked by others. =  If you've carried a condom 'just in case' and you are femalea      add one point.aD  Subtract one point if your partner turns out to have been underage,      and you hadn't suspected.>  If you thought the section on Bondage would involve Banks and(      Corporate Debt subtract one point .>  Subtract two points if something was later revealed to be see(      through (tent, clothing, curtains).M  If you had to have an obscene phone call explained to you, subtract two poinx   Now total your scoreC To get your purity percent, subtract the number of yes answers from $  1000 and divide the result by  10.0  Don't forget the extra points  8 --------------------------------------------------------  6  Test results. 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