 X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 88636 P Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.1B4+SPC1 6/9/92 VAX/VMS V5.5-2; site spcvxb.spc.eduT Path: spcvxb!rutgers!network.ucsd.edu!mvb.saic.com!unogate!news.service.uci.edu!usc!B  zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!moe.ksu.ksu.edu!osuunx.ucc.okstate.edu!s  constellation!aardvark.ucs.uoknor.edu!ns1.nodak.edu!news.u.washington.edu!raven.alaska.edu!aurora.alaska.edu!fsccm  Newsgroups: alt.sex  Subject: application for fun2 Message-ID: <1993Mar25.132519.1@aurora.alaska.edu> From: fsccm@aurora.alaska.edu  Date: 25 Mar 93 21:25:19 GMT2 Sender: news@raven.alaska.edu (USENET News System), Organization: University of Alaska Fairbanks# Nntp-Posting-Host: acad3.alaska.edu 	 Lines: 69     C ***************APPLICATION TO GO OUT WITH LAURA*******************  C *                                                                *  C *  Name _______________             Ht. _____    Wt. _____       *  C *  Age ________________             Eye Color ____________       *  C *  Place of Birth _____             Hair Color ___________       *  C *  ____________________             Physical Description _       *  C *  Phone # ____________             ______________________       *  C *                                   ______________________       *  C *                                   ______________________       *  C *                                                                *  C *  Why you want to go out with Laura ____________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *                                                                *  C *  Why Laura should want to go out with you _____________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *                                                                *  B *  What (if anything) you promise Laura if she should go         *C *  out with you _________________________________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *  ______________________________________________________        *  C *                                                                *  B *  Do you think that Laura is human and why?_____________        *B *  ______________________________________________________        *B *  ______________________________________________________        *B *  ______________________________________________________        *B *  ______________________________________________________        *B *                                                                *C *  Your income for the 1990-91 fiscal year ______________        *  C *  Your current tax bracket _____________________________        *  C *  Total equity in your home or other property __________        *  C *                                                                *  C *  Most recent purity test score ________________________        *  C *  Most recent IQ score _________________________________        *  C *                                                                *  C *  Number of hours per week you spend on the VAX ________        *  D *  Number of hours per week you spend sleeping __________        *  C *                                                                *  C *  Any comments on Laura's personality                           *  C *  1. _______________     2. _______________                     *  C *  3. _______________     4. _______________                     *  C *  5. _______________     6. _______________                     *  C *  7. _______________     8. _______________                     *  C *  9. _______________     10. ______________                     *  C *                                                                *  B *  Any other notes on why Laura and yourself should be           *C *  going out __________________________________________          *  C *  ____________________________________________________          *  C *  ____________________________________________________          *  C *  ____________________________________________________          *  C *  ____________________________________________________          *  C *                                                                *  C ******************************************************************       >  Please fill out the above application and return it to Laura I  (FSLEB@aurora.alaska.edu) as soon as possible so as to give yourself the D  best possible opportunity to have your application fully reviewed. H  This is a message that was passed around here in Fairbanks, Alaska.  WeJ  the creators believe that the rest of the users on the net should be ableI  to partake in this piece of humor.  Please be creative in your response. B  Laura is an actual person and this should not be taken seriously.