 X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 80125 P Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.1B4+SPC1 6/9/92 VAX/VMS V5.5-2; site spcvxb.spc.edu Path: spcvxb!rutgers!network.ucsd.edu!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!spool.mu.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!cleveland.Freenet.Edu!bx461 Newsgroups: alt.sex + Subject: [How Do You "Do It"?], Part 2 of 6 . Message-ID: <1i3iqjINN23u@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>1 From: bx461@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Leo J. Mauler)  Date: 2 Jan 93 08:13:07 GMT D Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)$ NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu
 Lines: 216    < Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates!! Chess players mate better!         Choir boys do it unaccompanied! 4 Chickens do it to get to the other side of the road!$ Chiropractors do it by manipulation! Choir boys do it unaccompanied! = Circuit designers offer VLSI! ( Very Long Sexual Intercourse) , Circuit designers have a very low rise time!) City Planners do it with their eyes shut! ( Civil Engineers do it by reinforcing it!" Civil engineers do it in the dirt!' Civil engineers do it with an erection!  Clerics do it with their gods!  Clock makers do it mechanically! Clowns do it for laughs!! Cluster analysts do it in groups! $ Cocktail waitresses serve highballs! Collectors do it in sets! 0 Colonel Sanders does it, then licks his fingers!; Combinatorialists do it a countable number of times, sadly! # Combinatorialists do it discreetly!  Comedians do it for laughs! & Commodities traders do it in the pits! Communists do it without class! - Communications Engineers do it 'til it Hertz! & Computer game players just can't stop!/ Computer operators do it upon mounted requests! 6 Computer operators get the most out of their software!) Computer operators peek before they poke! % Computer scientists do it on command! & Computer scientists simulate doing it!! Computer scientists do it by bit!   Computer nerds just simulate it!% Computer scientists do it bit by bit! 8 Computers do it in ASCII, except IBM's which use EBCDIC! Conductors do it rhythmically! Confectioners do it sweetly!# Congregationalists do it in groups!  Congressmen do it in the House! " Construction workers do it higher!- Construction workers lay a better foundation! $ Consultants tell other how to do it!% Cooks do it with oil, sugar and salt! & Copier repairmen do it with duplicity! Cops do it arrestingly!  Cops do it by the book!  Cops do it with cuffs! Cops do it with electric rods! Cops do it with nightsticks! Cops have bigger guns! Cowboys handle anything horny! Cowgirls like to ride bareback!  Cows do it in leather!$ Crane operators have swinging balls! Credit managers always collect! ! Cross-word players do it crossly! * Crosscountry runners do it in open fields! Cryptographers do it secretly!@ Cuckoos do it by proxy!                                         @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [D]  DJs do it on request!  DJs do it on the air!  Dan Quayle does it in the dark! ( Dan Quayle does it with a potatoe! [sic]" Dancers do it in leaps and bounds! Dancers do it to music!  Dancers do it with grace! ' Dancers do it with their high heels on! # Dark horses do it come-from-behind! ! Data Processors do it in batches!  Deadheads do it with Jerry! - Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure! ) Deer hunters will do anything for a buck! ( Delivery men do it at the rear entrance!" Demonstraters do it on the street!% Dental hygenists do it till it hurts!  Dentists do it in your mouth!  Dentists do it orally! Dentists do it with filling! Dentists do it painlessly (HA!)  Deprogrammers do it with sects!  Detectives do it under cover!  Diamond cutters do it harder!  Dieticians eat better!! Digital hackers do it off and on! " Direct mailers get it in the sack!! Dispatchers do it with frequency! # Ditch diggers do it in a damp hole!  Divers do it deeper! Divers do it for a score!  Divers do it underwater! Divers do it with a twist  Divers go deep!  Doctors do it in the OR! Doctors do it with pills!  Doctors do it with patience!3 Doctors take two aspirins and do it in the morning! 5 Don't do it with a banker!  Most of them are tellers! ! Donuts do it with cream or jelly!  Dragonriders do it Between!  Drivers do it with their cars!! Druggists fill your prescription!  Druids do it in the bushes!  Druids do it with animals! Druids leave no trace! Druids do it--naturally! Drummers beat it!  Drummers do it in 4/4 time!  Drummers do it longer!( Drummers do it with both hands and feet! Drummers do it with rhythm!  Drummers pound it! Drummers do it in rhythm!  Drummers do it to the beat!   Drywallers are better bangers!  - Dungeon Masters do it any way they feel like! 5 Dungeon Masters do it anywhere they damn well please! & Dungeon Masters do it behind a screen!> Dungeon Masters do it in ways contrary to the laws of physics!' Dungeon Masters do it to you REAL GOOD! 1 Dungeon Masters do it whether you like it or not!   Dungeon Masters do it with dice!' Dungeon Masters have better encounters!  Dwarves like deep holes!@ Dyslexic Particle Physicists do it with hadrons!                @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [E]   E. E. Cumming does it with ease!  Economists do it at bliss point! Economists do it cyclically!% Economists do it in an Edgeworth Box!  Economists do it on demand!  Economists do it with a dual! . Economists do it with an atomistic competitor! Economists do it with interest!   Economists do it with inflation!! El Ed majors teach it by example! 1 Electrical Engineers are shocked when they do it! ) Electrical Engineers do it on an Impulse! 1 Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time! 1 Electrical Engineers do it with large capacities! 0 Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance!. Electrical Engineers do it with more frequency/ Electrical Engineers do it with super position! + Electrical Engineers offer less resistance! - Electrical Engineers resonate until it hertz! 1 Electricians are qualified to remove your shorts!  Electricians check your shorts! # Electricians do it in their shorts! % Electricians do it just to plug it in A Electricians do it until it Hertz!                                $ Electricians do it with 'NO SHORTS'! Electricians do it with spark!+ Electricians will undo your shorts for you! ' Electrochemists have greater potential!  Elevator men do it up and down!  Elves do it in fairy rings!  Elves do it enchantedly! Employers do it to employees! ) Engineers are erectionist perfectionists!  Engineers charge by the hour! ! Engineers do it any way they can!  Engineers do it in Mudd! Engineers do it in practice!/ Engineers do it to a first order approximation!  Engineers do it with precision!  Engineers do it in sync!% Engineers do it till their Megahertz!  Engineers have good hardware!   English majors are novel lovers!  English majors do it with style!$ English majors do it with an accent!& Englishmen/women do it with an accent!! Entomologists do it with insects! 4 Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality! Entymologists do it with bugs!* Etymologists do it shouting complex words!% Evangelists do it with Him watching!  & Executives do it in three piece suits! Executives have large staffs! @ Existentialists do it alone!                                    @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [F]  F. B. I. does it under cover!   FM Disc Jockeys do it in stereo!) FM Disc Jockeys do it with high fidelity! $ FORTH programmers do it from behind!$ FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP! FORTRAN programmers just DO it! 2 Factor analysts rotate their principal components!> Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hands on!$ Fantasy roleplayers do it all night!& Fantasy roleplayers do it all weekend!' Fantasy roleplayers do it in a dungeon! % Fantasy roleplayers do it in a group!  Farmers do it in the dirt! Farmers do it on a corn field! Farmers spread it around! $ Farmers do it the old-fashioned way!: Fed-Ex agents will absolutely, positively do it overnight! Fencers do it with a thrust!' Fencers do it with three feet of sword!e Fencers do it in a full lunge! Fetuses do it in-vitro!  Firemen are always in heat!r Firemen do it wearing rubber!!! Firemen do it with a big hose!   a Firemen do it with their hoses Firemen do it with long hoses! -- e; Never do this at home.  Look how easily it killed this sig. ? /\  ___/\  ___/\  _____________________________________________.?   \/     \/     \/  bx461@cleveland.freenet.edu (Leo J. Mauler) ? DISCLAIMER: Everything I say is false, including this sentence.i