 X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 80126 P Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.1B4+SPC1 6/9/92 VAX/VMS V5.5-2; site spcvxb.spc.eduy Path: spcvxb!rutgers!noao!asuvax!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!spool.mu.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!cleveland.Freenet.Edu!bx461  Newsgroups: alt.sex + Subject: [How Do You "Do It"?], Part 3 of 6 . Message-ID: <1i3jmmINN2ih@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>1 From: bx461@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Leo J. Mauler)  Date: 2 Jan 93 08:28:06 GMT D Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)$ NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu
 Lines: 216    ( Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet! First fiddles do it violently!" Fishermen are proud of their rods! Fishermen do it for reel! " Flagpole sitters do it in the air! Fluid Mechanics do it smoothly!  Flyers do it in the air!- Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling!  Forgers do it hot!* Football players are measured by the yard!/ Football players do it offensively/defensively! 0 Fortran programmers do it with double precision!" Fortran programmers do it! Really! Four-wheelers eat more bush! Frank Sinatra does it his way!: Frustrated hackers use self-modifying infinite perversion!8 Fundamentalists do it when they think no one is looking!  Furriers appreciate good beaver!@ Fuzzy theorists both do it and don't do it!                     @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [G]  Gamblers do it on a hunch!$ Gamblers do it with a kidde (kitty)! Garbagemen come once a week! Gardeners do it in the dirt! Gardeners do it in their beds! Gardeners do it on the bushes! Gardeners have 50 foot hoses!  Gardener trim your bushes!$ Gas station attendants pump all day!' Gee, I wonder how Oral Roberts does it? - Generals have something to do with the stars!   Genetists do it with sick genes! Geographers do it globally!  Geologists are great explorers! = Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and smoke afterwards!   Geologists do it in folded beds!( Geologists do it to get their rocks off!( Geologists know how to make the bedrock! Geometers do it constructively!   Gerald Ford does it on his face! Gnomes are too short to do it!% Golf players always sink their putts!  Golfers do it in 18 holes!! Golfers do it with their putters!  Golfers have it down to a tee!4 Golfers like to stuff their holes on the first shot!0 Golfers like to stick even their balls in holes! Graduates do it by degrees!  Gravediggers die to do it!! Group theorists do it either way!  Guitar players had their licks!  Guitar players have their pick!   Guitar players do it with pluck!/ Gyneacologists mostly sniff, watch and finger!   Gymnasts do it with grace!! Gymnists mount and dismount well! @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [H] # Hackers appreciate virtual dresses!  Hackers are I/O experts! Hackers avoid deadly embrace! # Hackers discover the powers of two!  Hackers do it a little bit!  Hackers do it absolutely!  Hackers do it all night long!  Hackers do it all night! Hackers do it at link time!  Hackers do it attached!  Hackers do it automatically! Hackers do it bottom up! Hackers do it bug-free!  Hackers do it by the numbers!  Hackers do it concurrently!  Hackers do it conditionally! Hackers do it detached!  Hackers do it digitally! Hackers do it discreetly!  Hackers do it during PM! Hackers do it during downtime! Hackers do it efficiently! Hackers do it faster!  Hackers do it graphically! Hackers do it immediately! Hackers do it in O(n log n)! Hackers do it in SEXTRAN!  Hackers do it in a HRRI! Hackers do it in batches!  Hackers do it in dumps!  Hackers do it in less space! Hackers do it in libraries!  Hackers do it in loops!  Hackers do it in parallel! Hackers do it in stacks! Hackers do it in the microcode!  Hackers do it in the software! Hackers do it in trees!  Hackers do it in two states! Hackers do it indirectly!  Hackers do it interactively! Hackers do it iteratively! Hackers do it loaded! $ Hackers do it locally (or globally)! Hackers do it randomly!  Hackers do it recursively! Hackers do it reentrantly! Hackers do it relocatably! Hackers do it sequentially!  Hackers do it synchronously! Hackers do it top down!  Hackers do it with DDT! + Hackers do it with all sorts of characters!  Hackers do it with bugs! Hackers do it with computers!  Hackers do it with demons! Hackers do it with editors! & Hackers do it with fewer instructions!! Hackers do it with high priority! # Hackers do it with insertion sorts!  Hackers do it with interrupts! Hackers do it with key strokes!  Hackers do it with phantoms! Hackers do it with quick sorts! % Hackers do it with recursive descent!   Hackers do it with side effects!' Hackers do it with simultaneous access!  Hackers do it with slaves!! Hackers do it with their fingers!  Hackers do it with words!  Hackers do it without a net!  Hackers do it without arguments!  Hackers do it without detaching!+ Hackers do it without proof of termination! ! Hackers do it without protection! * Hackers do it without you even knowing it!4 Hackers don't do it -- they're hacking all the time! Hackers get off on tight loops!  Hackers get overlaid! # Hackers have better software tools!  Hackers have response time! $ Hackers have faster access routines! Hackers have good hardware!  Hackers have high bawd rates!  Hackers have high bod rates!  Hackers have it where it counts!  Hackers know all the right MOVs! Hackers know what to diddle! Hackers make it quick! Hackers multiply with stars! Hackers stay logged in longer! Hackers stay up longer!  Hackers take big bytes! % Hairdressers give the best blow jobs! 1 Hairdressers tease it till it stands straight up! . Ham radio operators do it till their GigaHertz0 Ham radio operators do it with higher frequency!. Ham radio operators do it with more frequency! Handymen like good screws! Hang-Gliders do it in the air!$ Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds!6 Hardware designers' performance is hardware dependant! Hardware hackers are a charge!' Hardware hackers do it closely coupled! $ Hardware hackers do it electrically!& Hardware hackers do it intermittently! Hardware hackers do it noisily!   Hardware hackers do it on a bus!5 Hardware hackers do it over a wide temperature range! & Hardware hackers do it with AC and DC!( Hardware hackers do it with bus drivers!# Hardware hackers do it with charge! ( Hardware hackers do it with connections!2 Hardware hackers do it with emitter-coupled logic!0 Hardware hackers do it with female banana plugs!, Hardware hackers do it with male connectors!, Hardware hackers do it with maximum ratings!" Hardware hackers do it with power!' Hardware hackers do it with resistance! ) Hardware hackers do it with transceivers! A Hardware hackers do it with uncommon emitters in2 open collectors ( Hardware hackers have faster rise times!' Hardware hackers have sensitive probes!  Hawaiians do it volcanicly!  Hedgehogs do it cautiously!   Heinz does it with great relish!' Helicopter Pilots do it while hovering! * Helicopter Pilots do it with autorotation! Hermits do it alone!' Hewlett packard does it with precision! 8 High energy physicists do it whenever they get a hadron! Hikers do it naturally!  Historians did it! Historians study who did it!) Hobbits do it only if it isn't dangerous! # Hockey players do it hard and fast!   Horn players do it French style!+ Horseback riders stay in the saddle longer!  Hunters do it in the bush! Hunters do it with a bang! Hunters eat what they shoot!  Hunters go deeper into the bush! Hunters do it with a big gun!  Hurdlers do it every 10 meters! ) Hypertrichologists do it with intensity!  ) Hypnotists make you remember *all* of it! ? Hypnotists can make you do it in ways you've never done before! @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [I] # I/O Hackers do it without interrupt 1 I/O Hackers have to condition their device first!  --  ; Never do this at home.  Look how easily it killed this sig. ? /\  ___/\  ___/\  _____________________________________________ ?   \/     \/     \/  bx461@cleveland.freenet.edu (Leo J. Mauler) ? DISCLAIMER: Everything I say is false, including this sentence.S