 X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 80127 P Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.1B4+SPC1 6/9/92 VAX/VMS V5.5-2; site spcvxb.spc.eduy Path: spcvxb!rutgers!noao!asuvax!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!spool.mu.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!cleveland.Freenet.Edu!bx461  Newsgroups: alt.sex + Subject: [How Do You "Do It"?], Part 4 of 6 . Message-ID: <1i3knuINN35k@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>1 From: bx461@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Leo J. Mauler)  Date: 2 Jan 93 08:45:50 GMT D Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)$ NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu
 Lines: 216     IRS does it everywhere!  IRS does it to everyone! Illusionists fake it! - Illusionists only LOOK like they're doing it! % Individualists do it with themselves! # Inductors dissipate after doing it!   Infantrymen do it in the trench!& Insurance salesmen are premium lovers!- Interior decorators do it all over the house!  Inventors find a way to do it!A Italians do it better!  (this was obviously written by a Italian) @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [J]  Janitors clean up afterwards!  Janitors do it with a plunger! Jedi Knights do it FORCEfully! Jewelers mount real gems!  Jews worry about doing it! Jockeys do it at the gate!  Jockeys do it on the horse-back!  Jockeys do it with their horses!% Jockeys do it with whips and saddles!  Joggers do it on the run!  Judges do it in chambers!   Judges watch it and give scores! Jugglers do it until they drop!  Jugglers do it with more balls! + Jugglers do it with their balls in the air! @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [K] + Kayakers do it, roll over, and do it again!   Klingons do it with a vengeance!+ Korfball players do it with the other sex!  @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [L]  LISP hackers are thweet!' LISP hackers do it in lambda functions!  LISP hackers do it with rplacd! 3 LISP programmers have to stop and collect garbage!  7 LISP programmers do it without unexpected side effects! 6 LOTS hackers do it sloooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyy! Landlords do it every month! Landscapers plant it deeper!2 Laser printers do it without making an impression! Lawyers do it in their briefs!- Lawyers do it in front of the Judge and Jury!  Lawyers do it on a trial basis!  Lawyers do it to you!  Lawyers do it with clause!. Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs! Librarians do it on the shelfs!  Librarians do it by the book!  Librarians do it silently! Lifeguards do it on the beach! Lions do it with pride! # Linguists do it with their tongues!  Lions do it with pride! ! Locksmiths can get into anything!  Loggers do it with a shout! , Logicians do it consistently and completely!, Logicians do it consistently and completely!% Logicians do it or they do not do it! " Long distance runners last longer!( Long jumpers do it with a running start!5 Long-distance runners do it on a predetermined route! < Louisianans do it differently!  ("Big Easy" -- Dennis Quaid)@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [M]   MUDders do it over the InterNet! Machine Coders do it in bytes!- Machine language programmers do it very fast!  Machinists drill often!   Machinists make the best screws!& Macintosh programmers do it in windows! Mages do it with their familiars! # Magic Users do it with their hands!  Magic Users have crystal balls! # Magicians are quicker than the eye!  Magicians do it with mirrors!  Magicians do it with rabbits!   Mailmen do it at the mail boxes!" Mainframes go down on their users!( Mainframes go down several times a week!) Maintenance men sweep 'em off their feet! 6 Malingerers do it as long as they can't get out of it! Managers do it by delegation! % Managers have someone do it for them!  Managers make others do it!  Managers supervise others!" Marketing reps do it on comission!( Married people do it with frozen access! Masons do it secretively!  Match makers do it with sticks!   Match-makers do it with singles!4 Mathematicians do it an uncountable number of times!1 Mathematicians do it an infinite number of times! # Mathematicians do it associatively! # Mathematicians do it commutatively!   Mathematicians do it constantly!" Mathematicians do it continuously!  Mathematicians do it discretely!# Mathemeticians do it exponentially! @ Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and do one more!" Mathematicians do it functionally!# Mathematicians do it homologically!  Mathematicians do it in fields!  Mathematicians do it in groups! ) Mathematicians do it in imaginary planes!   Mathematicians do it in numbers!! Mathematicians do it in theory!   ( Mathematicians do it on smooth contours!5 Mathematicians do over an open unmeasurable interval! / Mathematicians do it over and under the curves! 0 Mathematicians do it parallel and perpendicular! Mathematicians do it partially!   Mathematicians do it rationally!! Mathematicians do it reflexively! # Mathematicians do it symmetrically! ) Mathematicians do it to prove themselves! % Mathematicians do it to their limits!  Mathematicians do it totally! & Mathematicians do it transcendentally!" Mathematicians do it transitively! Mathematicians do it variably!' Mathematicians do it with Nobel's wife! . Mathematicians do it with a Minkowski sausage!* Mathematicians do it with imaginary parts!' Mathematicians do it with linear pairs! ( Mathematicians do it with odd functions!& Mathematicians do it with prime roots!$ Mathematicians do it with relations!  Mathematicians do it with rings!+ Mathematicians do it with their real parts! # Mathematicians do it without limit! ) Mathematicians have to prove they did it! ! Mathematicians prove they did it! $ Mathematicians take it to the limit!) Mechanical engineers do it automatically!   Mechanics do it from underneath! Mechanics do it on their backs!  Mechanics fuck better!, Mechanics have to jack it up and then do it!" Mechanics do it with tighter nuts!* Medical researchers make mice do it first! Merchants do it to customers!  Mermaids CAN'T do it! ! Metallurgists are screw'n'edge!   " Metallurgists do it in the street!# Meteorologists do it unpredictably!  Methodists do it by numbers! Milkmen deliver twice a week!  Milkmen do it in the morning! ! Millionaires pay to have it done! ! Milton Berle does it in his BVDs!  Mimes do it without a sound!  Miners do it deeper than divers! Miners sink deeper shafts! Miners do it with a bang!  Ministers do it on Sundays!  Ministers do it vicariously!" Missile engineers do it in stages! Missilemen have better thrust! Models do it beautifully!  Models do it in any position! 0 Models do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on!, Model Rocketeers do it with three foot rods!7 Modem manufacturers do it with all sorts of characters! + Molecular biologists do it with hot probes!  Monks do it by hand!! Monopoly players do it for hours! ! Moonies do it within sects!        Morticians do it gravely! ' Most of the graduate students get aids! " Mothers do it with their children! MotoXers do it in the dirt! % Motorcyclists do it with spread legs! 4 Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs!% Mountain Climbers do it on the rocks!  Mountaineers do it with ropes! Movie stars do it on film!, Multitaskers do it Everywhere: Concurrently! Music hackers do it at 3 am! Music hackers do it audibly! Music hackers do it in concert!  Music hackers do it in scores!( Music hackers do it with more movements!& Music hackers do it with their organs!( Music hackers want to do it in realtime! Musicians do it with rhythm! Musicians do it with rhythm!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [N]   Narcissists do it to themselves!) Native Americans do it with reservations!   Navigators can show you the way!1 NetNEWS readers do it after reading the FAQ file! ( Network hackers know how to communicate!. Network managers do it in many places at once!+ New users do it after reading the helpfile! ' New users do it after receiving advice! , Newspaper boys do it in front of every door!" Nobel laureates do it in the bank!. Non-smokers do it without huffing and puffing!  Novices do it with instructions!2 Nuclear engineers do it hotter than anything else!# Nuclear Engineers get really "hot"!s! Nuns do it out of habit!         s Nurses call the shots! Nurses do it painless. Nurses do it with care!r --  ; Never do this at home.  Look how easily it killed this sig.g? /\  ___/\  ___/\  _____________________________________________r?   \/     \/     \/  bx461@cleveland.freenet.edu (Leo J. Mauler)a? DISCLAIMER: Everything I say is false, including this sentence.P