 X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 80129 P Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.1B4+SPC1 6/9/92 VAX/VMS V5.5-2; site spcvxb.spc.edu Path: spcvxb!rutgers!noao!asuvax!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!rpi!usc!wupost!spool.mu.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!cleveland.Freenet.Edu!bx461 Newsgroups: alt.sex + Subject: [How Do You "Do It"?], Part 5 of 6 . Message-ID: <1i3lkoINN3lp@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>1 From: bx461@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Leo J. Mauler)  Date: 2 Jan 93 09:01:11 GMT D Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)$ NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu
 Lines: 216     Nurses do it with patience!  NY Mets did it in 69! @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [O]  OPERATOR does it automatically!  OPERATOR does it in the CTY! Oarsmen stroke till it hurts!   Oceanographers do it down under!  Olympic Athletes do it in teams!  Olympic Athletes do it for free!! Operators do it person-to-person!  Operators mount everything! & Operators really know how to mount it!( Operators mount anything and everything!  Optimists do it with confidence!A Optometrists do it eyeball-to-eyeball, since they see eye-to-eye!   Optometrists do it face-to-face!. Organists do it with both hands and both feet!  Orthodontists do it with braces!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [P]  PASCAL programmers REPEAT it! ( PASCAL users do it with runtime support!5 Pacific Northwest hackers do it with n loggin' sorts! # Painters do it with longer strokes! " Paladins do it good or not at all! Paladins don't do it! ! Paladins use their Holy Avengers!  Pantomimists do it silently! Paramedics can revive anything! ) Paratroopers do it by vertical insertion! ( Particle physicists do it energetically!  Pathologists do it with corpses! Patients do it feverishly!1 Patients do it in bed, sometimes with great pain! " Pediatricians do it with children! Perfectionists do it better!# Perverted Hackers do it with POPs!   Pessimists can't do it!  Pessimists do it with a sigh! ! Pessimists don't bother doing it! # Pharmacists do it Over The Counter! & Pharmacologists do it by prescription!$ Pharmacologists do it with affinity! Pheasants do it under glass!$ Philosophers do it for pure reasons!" Philosophers do it in their minds! Philosophers go deep! " Philosophers think about doing it! Philosophers think they do it!$ Philosophers wonder why they did it!! Photographers do it in the dark!  # Photographers do it while exposing! ! Photographers do it with a flash!   Photographers do it with a zoom!" Photographers do it in a darkroom! Photographers do it in a flash! ' Physicists do it at the speed of light! % Physicists do it a quantum at a time! , Physicists do it with high energy particles!; Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time!  Physicists do it attractively! Physicists do it energetically!   Physicists do it in black holes! Physicists do it in waves! Physicists do it like Einstein!  Physicists do it magnetically!' Physicists do it on accelerated frames!  Physicists do it particularly! Physicists do it repulsively!  Physicists do it strangely!  Physicists do it with Tensors!" Physicists do it with black bodies! Physicists do it with charm!      1 Physicists do it with large expensive machinery!  # Physicists do it with rigid bodies! A Physicists do it with the help of an absolute Bohr (ouch!)!       $ Physicists do it with their vectors!. Physicists do it with uniform harmonic motion! Physicists get a big bang!+ Physicists do it with the help of relatives ( Physicists do it ultra-relativistically!+ Physics majors do it at the speed of light! ! Piano players have faster fingers 4 Piano students learn on their teachers' instruments! Pilots do it in the cockpit! Pilots do it to get high!  Pilots do it with flare! Pilots keep it up longer!  Pilots stay up longer! Pilots do it flying high! % Ping-pong players always smash balls!  Pirates do it with stumps!, Pit crew members do it in under ten seconds!5 Pizza delivery boys come in 30 minutes, or it's free! 5 Plasma physicists do it with everything stripped off!  Plasterers to it hard! Plumbers do it under the sink!& Plumbers do it with plumber's friends!' Plumbers do it with snakes and helpers!  Plumbers do it with wenches!+ Podiatrists do it with someone else's feet!  Podiatrists do it with feet!( Poker players do it with their own hand! Polaroid does it in one step!  Polaroid does it in seconds!4 Pole vaulters do it with long, flexible instruments! Policemen like big busts! : Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected! Politicians do it to everybody!  Politicians do it to everyone!( Politicians do it to make the headlines!! Politicians do it with everyone!  ! Polymer Chemists do it in chains!  Pool cleaners do it wet!! Popes do it in the woods!          Postmen come slower!$ Postmen do it at the front entrance! Priests do it heavenly! % Prince Charles does it in succession! ) Prince Charles and Lady Di do it royally! , Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets! Printers reproduce the fastest!  Procrastinators do it later! Procrastinators do it tomorrow! 6 Procrastinators will do it when they get around to it!1 Procrastinators do it when they get around to it!  Proctologists do it in the end! ? Proctologists do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine!  Professors do it by the book!  Professors do it with class! Professors forget to do it! ! Professors might forget to do it! 4 Programmers CYCLE forever, until you make them EXIT! Programmers get overlaid! : Programmers' software expands to fill all available space! Programmers do it all night! Programmers do it bottom-up!) Programmers do it by pushing and popping! # Programmers do it in higher levels!  Programmers do it in loops!  Programmers do it in software  Programmers do it on command!  Programmers do it top down!  Programmers do it with bugs!! Programmers repeat it until done! ? Programmers will do it all night, but only if you are debugged!  Programmers do it logically!  Programmers do it interactively!$ Promiscuous hackers share resources!' Prostitutes do it at illegal addresses!  Prostitutes do it for profit!  Protestants do it unwillingly! Psychologists do it with rats!; Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session! ! Psychiatrists do it on the couch!  Psychiatrists do it like crazy! 6 Psychologists would like to do it with 95% confidence! Psychologists do it with rats! Psychologists think they do it!  Public speakers do it orally! 1 Pyrotechnics experts do it with a blinding flash! @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [Q]  Quakers do it quietly!! Quantum mechanics do it in leaps! ) Quantum Mechanics do it with uncertainty! ) Quarterbacks do it with good penetration! @ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [R] A RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second!         Racers like to come in first! ' Racquetball players do it off the wall! ( Radio Engineers do it till it MegaHertz!% Radio Engineers do it with Frequency! % Radio and TV Announcers broadcast it! + Radio amateurs do it at a higher frequency!  Radiocasters do it in the air!' Radiologists do it with high frequency!  Rally drivers do it sideways!  Rangers do it in the woods!  Rangers do it in their tracks!( Real estate brokers do it on the ground!, Real estate people know all the prime spots!% Receptionists do it in the vestibule!  Recyclers use it again! 2 Reincarnationists do it again and again and again! Reporters do it daily! Reporters do it for a story!, Reporters do it for the sensation it causes!! Republicans do it to poor people! 2 Research professors do it only if they get grants!% Researchers are still looking for it!  Researchers do it with control! ! Retailers move their merchandise!  Robots do it mechanically!+ Rocket scientists do it with higher thrust!  Roofers do it on top!  Roofers do it up on top! Roofers are always on the top! Roosters do it coquettishly! Rowers do it with long strokes!  Royal guards do it in uniforms! ' Rugby players do it with leather balls!v Runners do it with vigor!e Runners get into more pants!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [S]s" SAIL hackers do it with [Control]!" SAIL hackers follow the procedure! -- e; Never do this at home.  Look how easily it killed this sig.:? /\  ___/\  ___/\  _____________________________________________s?   \/     \/     \/  bx461@cleveland.freenet.edu (Leo J. Mauler)l? DISCLAIMER: Everything I say is false, including this sentence.s