 X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.sex: 80130 P Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.1B4+SPC1 6/9/92 VAX/VMS V5.5-2; site spcvxb.spc.eduy Path: spcvxb!rutgers!noao!asuvax!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!spool.mu.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!cleveland.Freenet.Edu!bx461  Newsgroups: alt.sex + Subject: [How Do You "Do It"?], Part 6 of 6 . Message-ID: <1i3mlsINN4c5@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>1 From: bx461@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Leo J. Mauler)  Date: 2 Jan 93 09:18:52 GMT D Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)$ NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu
 Lines: 234    & SAIL hackers have high service levels! Sailors do it ad nauseam! , Sailors do it after cruising the seven seas! Sailors get blown off shore! Sailors like to be blown! * Salespeople have a way with their tongues! Sceptics doubt about it!  Schematologists do it haltingly! Scientists discovered it!   Scientists do it experimentally!) Scientists do it with plenty of research! " Scotsmen do it with Amazing Grace!$ Scriptwriters do it in several acts! Scuba divers do it with tanks! Second fiddles do it vilely! Secretaries do it from 9 to 5!# Secretaries do it with no mistakes! " Seismologists make the earth move!  Semanticists do it with meaning! Senators do it on the floor! Sergeants do it privately!# Set theorists do it with cardinals! @ Shakespeare scholars do it or don't do it, that is the question! Sheep do it when led astray! Shubert didn't finish it! % Simulation hackers do it with models!  Singers do it with microphones! 4 Six-hundred pound gorillas do it anywhere they want! Skaters do it on ice!  Skeletons do it with a bone!  6 Skeet Shooters do it 25 times in 9 different positions Skiers do it spread eagled!  Skiers do it with poles! Skiers go down fast! Skunks do it instinctively! ' Sky divers NEVER do it without a chute!  Sky divers do it in the air!& Skydivers are good till the last drop!! Skydivers do it at great heights!  Skydivers go down faster!  Skydivers go in harder!  Slaves do it for the maters!: Small boat sailors do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching!( Smalltalk programmers have more methods!5 Smith-Barney employees do it "the old-fashioned way"!  Snakes do it in the grass!# Soap manufacturers do it with Zest!  Soccer players do it for kicks! # Soccer players do it in 90 minutes! " Soccer players have leather balls! Soccer players do it for kicks!  Sociologists do it with class!, Sociologists do it with standard deviations! Sociologists do it in groups! + Software Testers do it over and over again! % Software designers do it with system! ? Software designers do it over and over until they get it right! 2 Software reliablity specialists keep it up longer! Soldiers do it standing erect!" Soldiers do it with a machine gun! Sopranos do it in unison! ) Soviet hardline leaders do it with tanks! $ Sparrows do it for a lark (hearsay)! Speakers do it with pointers! % Spectroscopists do it until it hertz! 3 Spectroscopists do it with frequency and intensity! ) Speech pathologists are oral specialists! 0 Spellcasters do it with their rods/staves/wands! Spelunkers do it underground!  Spies do it under cover!% Sportscasters like an instant replay! , Sprinters do it after years of conditioning!( Sprinters do it in less than 10 seconds!  St! Matthew did it passionately! Stagehands do it on cue!0 Statisticians do it continuously but discretely!# Statisticians do it when it counts! ) Statisticians do it with 95% confidence!  ' Statisticians do it with large numbers! < Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected!* Statisticians do it with two-tail T tests!2 Statisticians do it!  After all, it's only normal!! Statisticians probably do it!     ) Statisticians do it with random deviates! & Statisticians do it 87!5% of the time!+ Statisticians do it with a little deviance!  Steel workers do it hotter!  Stewardesses do it in the air!" Stock brokers do it on the margin! Stragglers do it in the rear! ! Structured programmers  DO it OD!  Students do it as exercises! Students use their heads!   Submariners use their torpedoes!& Supercomputer users do it in parallel!/ Superman does it faster than a speeding bullet!  Surfers do it in waves!  Surfers do it standing up! Surgeons are smooth operators! Surgeons do it incisively!- Swashbucklers do it with three feet of steel!  Swimmers do it in the water!$ Swimmers do it with a breast stroke!# Swimmers do it with better strokes!  Swinging hackers Move Swapped!" SysOps do it with their computers!  System hackers are always ready!! System hackers get it up quicker! ! System hackers keep it up longer! " System hackers know where to poke! System hackers swap on demand!! Systems go down on their hackers!  Systems have black boxes! & Systems programmers keep it up longer!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [T] ( TV repairmen do it with a vertical hold!& Tailors come with no strings attached! Tailors make it fit!& Tailors come with no strings attached! Taoists do it!" Tap dancers do it with their feet! Taxi Cab drivers come faster! ! Taxi drivers do it all over town!  Taxidermists mount anything!  Tchaikovsky did it pathetically!$ Teacher Assistants do it with class! Teachers do it repeatedly! Teachers do it with class!4 Techies do it behind the scenes! (as in stage hands) Techies do it in the dark! Techies do it on cue! ! Technicians do it with frequency! ) Technicians do it with greater frequency! 4 Teddy Roosevelt did it softly, but with a big stick!? Tennis players cannot play with balls all day long (too tired)!  Tennis players do it in sets! & Tennis players do it in straight sets!# Tennis players do it with a racket! % Tennis players do it in their shorts!   Tennis players have fuzzy balls! Testators do it willingly!# Time Lords do it anywhen they want! : Time Lords do it in Time And Relative Dimensions In Space!# Topologists do it on rubber sheets!  Topologists do it openly!  Trainees do it as practice! ) Trekkies go where no one has gone before! 3 Trekkies do it in ways no one has ever done before! & Trombone players do it in 7 positions! Trombones do it faster!  Trombonists use more positions!  Truants do it absently!  Trump does it with cash! Trumpet players blow the best " Tuba players do it with big horns! Tuba players do it deeper!" Typesetters do it between periods!! Typists do it with their fingers! & Typographers do it with tight kerning!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [U]  UNIX don't do it! $ Ultimate players do it horizontally! Undertakers do it with corpses!  Unix Programmers must C her's!A Usenet freaks do it with hard drives!                             2 Usenet news freaks do it with many groups at once! Ushers do it in the dark!  Ushers do it in the aisles! " Usurers do it with high interests!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [V] # Vacationers do it in a leisure way!  Vagrants do it everywhere!    Valuers really know the price!  & Vanguard do it ahead of everyone else!# Vegetarians don't do it with meats!  Vendors try hard to sell it! Verifiers check on it! Versifiers write poems for it!9 Veterans have much more experience than the fresh-handed! & Veterinarians do it with sick animals!  Vicars do it with amazing grace! Victims are those who got it.  Viewers do it with eyes!& Vilifiers say others don't do it well! Villagers do it provincially!   Victors know how hard to win it! Violinists do it gently!# Violinists do it with long strokes!  Violoncellists do it low!  Virtuosi appreciate it!  Visitors come and see it! # Vocalists are good in their mouths!  Voles dick through it!* Volcanologists know how violent it can be! Volunteers do it willingly! ! Voters will decide who can do it! ( Votarists decide to contribute themself!. Voyagers do it in between the sea and the sky! Vulcans do it logically!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [W]  WW I GIs did it over there!  Wagner did it for hours!& Waiters and waitresses do it for tips! Waitresses serve it hot! Water Skiers do it with cuts!  Welders do it with hot rods! Well diggers do it in a hole!e& Woodwind players have better tonguing!* Wrestlers try not to do it on their backs! Writers do it with style!t@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [X]e6 Xerox Machine operators do it the same way every time!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [Y]> Yankees do it frugally!r( Yellow Pages do it with Walking Fingers! Yodelers do it in high places!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- [Z]:  Zen Monks do it and don't do it! Zippermakers do it on the fly! Zoologists do it with animals!@ ---------------------------------------------------------------- -- f; Never do this at home.  Look how easily it killed this sig.w? /\  ___/\  ___/\  _____________________________________________i?   \/     \/     \/  bx461@cleveland.freenet.edu (Leo J. Mauler)m? DISCLAIMER: Everything I say is false, including this sentence. 