$ X-NEWS: spcvxb rec.humor.funny: 1498K Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0-3 14/03/90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site spcvxb.spc.edu ^ Path: spcvxb.spc.edu!rutgers!cs.utexas.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny . Subject: The Inter-Dwarf Memo (E-mail) Service% Message-ID: <S35a.693a@looking.on.ca> ' From: john@wpi.wpi.edu (John F Stoffel)  Date: 23 Dec 91 00:30:04 GMT Keywords: swearing, smirk  Approved: funny@clarinet.com	 Lines: 95     E A friend of mine sent this to me in the mail from the Albany area.  I F have no clue where this was originally published, or when but it looks like an on-campus thing.     ---------------------    The Inter-Dwarf Memo Service   Compiled by Robb Perlman   -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves	 From: Doc  Re: S. White   	If that bitch cleans one more% thermometer with Ajax, I'm gonna kill % her.   I'll give her apples, nice big % apples.  With surprises inside. Yeah, 
 surprises.   -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Happy  Re: S. White   	Let it be noted that if she  whistles that goddamned song one# more time I'm gonna rip her fuckin'  lips off.  Have a nice day.    -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Sneezy Re: S. White    	Shes' driving me nuts boys. Ev-& ery three seconds it's "Bless you!" in% that damm sing-songy voice of hers. I ' can't take it any more!  I'm not a well  dwarf you know.    -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves
 From: Bashful  Re: S. White  " 	I really don't mean to start any-( thing, but since she enrolled me in that# assertiveness training seminar, the ( only thing that I can think of giving me! pleasure is throwing her out of a " twenty story building.  I hope you  didn't mind receiving this memo.   -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Dopey  Re: S. White       -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Sleepy Re: S. White   	She keeps making my bed. She # knows I'm going back to sleep in a  ' minute, but nooo -- she has to make the  bed. 	Slut.   -------------------- Inter-Dwarf Memo To: Fellow Dwarves From: Grumpy Re: S. White   	I really love what she's done$ with the place.  Those throw pillows% make a world of difference.  And her   hair!  Oh, I just love it! --O Selected by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. 2 Do not use the old site of "looking.on.ca" please.J Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  A Daemon will auto-reply.