5                   MIKE STERNER GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 5                   -----------------------------------   > No experience is required. In fact, experience is discouraged.  G NAME: _________________________________________________________________ C          (last)       (first)      (nick)       (pen)       (stage)   F PHONE: ______________ ( if yes, explain ) SEX: ___ M ___ F ___ (other)  F AGE: __________ Are you old enough to purchase beer ? ________________  F WEIGHT: ___ Fat    ___ Pleasingly Plump    ___ Great White    ___ Thin  D HITE ? _______  MASTERS AND JOHNSON ? ________  KINSEY ? ___________  C TEETH:   _________ Width     __________ Height    __________ Colour   G SKIN CONDITION: _______________________________________________________   G POSITION DESIRED: _____________________________________________________   G _______________________________________________________________________   G _______________________________________________________________________   > Do you have any health conditions which would prevent you from  G fulfilling your duties? (please list) _________________________________   G _______________________________________________________________________   G _______________________________________________________________________   4 Are you a United States Citizen ?  ____ No   ____ Si  F Are you a vet ? ____ Type of experience  __ Dogs   __ Sheep __ Donkeys  C List 3 previous boyfriends, most recent first, & reason for leaving   G 1: ____________________________________________________________________   G 2: ____________________________________________________________________   G 3: ____________________________________________________________________   D If you could have a menage a trois with me and another Comedy Corner  - member, who would it be? (circle one, please)   C Scott Forier, George Merenyi, Jim Parks, Greg Loumeau, Joel Snyder,   ? Chris Bontempi, Robert Cohen, Lucinda Saunders, Bonnie Forbis,    ) Steve Loumeau, John Salcido, Frank Ricci. 