+ X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.folklore.computers: 8184 I Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0 13.10.90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site spcvxb.spc.edu _ Path: spcvxb.spc.edu!njin!uupsi!rpi!crdgw1!uunet!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!usc!apple!amdahl!JUTS!bzr10 " Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers" Subject: Re: Phoney op-codes list?0 Message-ID: <6fhN021A05ED01@JUTS.ccc.amdahl.com>- From: bzr10@ccc.amdahl.com (Bruce Richardson)  Date: 21 Feb 91 17:58:53 GMT4 Reply-To: bzr10@JUTS.ccc.amdahl.com Bruce Richardson References: <2663@beguine.UUCP> . Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA& Keywords: op-codes, assembler, funnies
 Lines: 710  > The following was found in our VMSHARE files as MEMO HUMORVM1:   Gems from the Great Unwashed      ( *** CREATED 07/17/85 23:12:55 BY VM1 ***   # Append on 07/17/85 at 23:13 by VM1:     CASE M IN               Assembly Language      Instruction set for the VAX       "  -   -   -   -   -   -   -   -   - AAC     Alter All Commands AAD     Alter All Data AAO     Add And Overflow AAR     Alter At Random  AB      Add Backwards  ABR     Add Beyond Range& ACQT    Advance Clock to Quitting Time ADB     Another Damn Bug [UNIX]  AFF     Add Fudge Factor+ AFHB    Align Fullword on Halfword Boundary # AFP     Abnormalized Floating Point K AFVC    Add Finagle's Variable Constant [the constant that must be added to 0         make your data support your conclusions] AGB     Add GarBage  AI      Add Improperly! AIB     Attack Innocent Bystander  AMM     Answer My Mail  AOI     Annoy Operator Immediate AR      Alter Reality ! ARN     Add and Reset to Non-zero  ARZ     Add and Reset to Zero  AS      Add Sideways AT      Accumulate Trivia  AWP     Argue With Programmer ! AWTT    Assemble With Tinker Toys   BAC     Branch to Alpha Centauri BAF     Blow All Fuses BAH     Branch And Hang $ BALC    Branch And Link Cheeseburger BAW     Bells And Whistles BB      Branch on Bug ! BBBB    Byte Baudy Bit and Branch & BBI     Branch on Burned-out Indicator! BBL     Branch on Burned-out Lamp % BBLB    Branch on Blinking Light Bulb  BCB     Burp and Clear Bytes BCF     Branch on Chip box Full % BCIL    Branch Creating Infinite Loop  BCR     Backspace Card Reader  BCU     Be Cruel and Unusual BD      Backspace Disk BD      Branch to Data BDC     Break Down and Cry$ BDM     Branch and Disconnect Memory= BDT     Burn Data Tree [next opcode after decorate data tree] J BE      Branch Everywhere [As in HHGttG's Infinite Improbability Computer] BF      Belch Fire BH      Branch and Hang " BLC     Branch and Loop Continuous BLM     Branch, Like, Maybe % BLMWM   Branch, Like, Maybe, wow, Man  BLR     Branch and Lose Return BM      Branch Maybe BMI     Branch on Missing Index % BNA     Branch to Nonexistent Address  BNR     Branch for No Reason$ BOD     Branch on Operator Desperate BOP     Boot Operator  BOP     Byte Operator  BPB     Branch on Program Bug & BPD     Branch on Programmer Debugging" BPIM    Bury Programmer In Manuals BPO     Branch to Power Off  BR      Byte and Run BRA     BRanch Anywhere   BRA     Branch to Random Address BRI     BRanch Indefinitely  BRO     BRanch to Oblivion BRT     BRanch on Tuesdays BSC     Burst Selector Channel" BSM     Branch and Scramble Memory# BSO     Branch on Sleeping Operator " BSST    BackSpace and Stretch Tape BTD     Byte The Dust   BTJ     Branch and Turn Japanese BTO     Branch To Oblivion BW      Branch on When BW      Branch on Whim+ BWABL   Bells, Whistles and Blinking Lights  BWOP    BeWilder Operator  CAF     Convert Ascii to Farsic & CAI     Corrupt Accounting Information CAIL    Crash After I Leave ! CAT     Confused And Tired [UNIX] ! CBA     Compare and Branch Anyway  CBNC    Close, But No Cigar  CBS     Clobber BootStrap  CC      Call Calvary CC      Crappy Control [UNIX]   CCB     Chocolate Chip Byte-mode CCB     Consult Crystal Ball* CCCI    Clear Condition-Codes Indefinitely CCD     Choke, Cough and Die8 CCD     Clear Current Directory [this may really exist!] CCR     Change Channels Random CCS     Chinese Character Set " CCWR    Change Color of Write Ring  CDR     Complement Disk Randomly CFS     Corrupt File Structure CG      Convert to Garbage CH      Create Havoc* CHAPMR  CHAse Pointers around Machine Room CIB     Change Important Byte # CIMM    Create Imaginary Memory Map  CM      Circulate Memory CM      Confuse Memory CMD     CPU Melt Down   CMD     Compare Meaningless Data# CMI     Clobber Monitor Immediately $ CML     Compute Meaning of Life (42)  CMP     Create Memory Prosthesis CMS     Click MicroSwitch  CN      Compare Nonsensically  CNB     Cause Nervous Breakdown ( COLB    Crash for Operator's Lunch Break COMF    COMe From ' COS     Copy Object Code to Source File # COWHU   Come Out With your Hands Up  CP%FKM  CPU - Flakeout mode  CP%WM   CPU - Weird Mode CPB     Create Program Bug1 CPR     Compliment PRogrammer("Aren't you cute!") + CRASH   Continue Running after Stop or Halt  CRM     Clear Random Memory ! CRN     Convert to Roman Numerals . CRYPT   reCuRsive encrYPt Tape mnemonic [UNIX] CS      Crash System CSL     Curse and Swear Loudly CSN     Call Supervisor Names   CSNIO   Crash System on Next I/OG CSU     Call Self Unconditional [the ultimate in recursive programming]  CSYS    Crash SYStem' CTDMR   Change Tape Density, Mid Record  CUC     Cheat Until Caught# CVFL    Convert Floating to Logical ! CVFP    ConVert FORTRAN to PASCAL  CVG     ConVert to Garbage CWAH    Create Woman And Hold   CWDC    Cut Wires and Drop Cores DA      Develop Amnesia # DAP     De-select Active Peripheral G DAUF    Delete All Useless Files [would YOU trust a computer that far?]  DBL     Desegregate Bus Lines  DBR     Debase Register  DBZ     Divide By Zero DC      Degauss Core DC      Divide and Conquer DCAD    Dump Core And Die  DCD     Drop Cards Double ) DCGC    Dump Confusing Garbage to Console  DCI     Disk Crash Immediate DCON    Disable CONsole  DCT     Drop Cards Triple 5 DCWPDGD Drink Coffee, Write Program, Debug, Get Drunk  DD      Destroy Disk DD      Drop Disk ! DDC     Daily During Calculations  DDOA    Drop Dead On Answer  DDS     Delaminate Disk Surface  DEB     Disk Eject Both ! DEC     Decompile Executable Code  DEI     Disk Eject Immediate DEM     Disk Eject Memory  DES     Disk Eject Swapped% DHTPL   Disk Head Three Point Landing # DIA     Develop Ineffective Address 2 DIIL    Disable Interrupts and enter Infinite Loop DIRFW   Do It Right For Once DISC    DISmount CPU DK      Destroy Klingons( DK%WMM  Disk Unit - Washing Machine Mode' DKP     Disavow Knowledge of Programmer  DLN     Don't Look Now...  DLP     Drain Literal Pool- DMPE    Decide to Major in Physical Education " DMPK    Destroy Memory Protect Key DO      Divide and Overflow  DOC     Drive Operator Crazy! DPC     Decrement Program Counter # DPK     Destroy storage Protect Key / DPMI    Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent  DPR     Destroy Program  DPS     Disable Power Supply DRAF    DRAw Flowchart  DRI     Disable Random Interrupt" DRT     Disconnect Random Terminal DS      Deadlock System  DSH     Destroy Sector Header   DSI     Do Something Interesting# DSPK    Destroy Storage Protect Key   DSR     Detonate Status register& DSTD    Do Something Totally Different4 DSUIT   Do Something Utterly, Indescribably Terrible( DT%FFP  DecTape - Unload and Flappa-Flap$ DT%SHO  DecTape - Spin Hubs Opposite DTC     Destroy This Command DTI     Do The Impossible  DTRT    Do The Right Thing( DTVFL   Destroy Third Variable From Left DU      Dump User  DUD     Do Until Dead  DW      Destroy Work DW      Destroy World  DWIM    Do What I Mean DWIT    Do What I'm Thinking! EBRS    Emit Burnt Resistor Smell  EC      Eject Carriage ECL     Early Care Lace % ECO     Electrocute Computer Operator  ECP     Erase Card Punch ED      Eject Disk ED      Execute Data ED      Expunge Data [UNIX]  EDD     Eat Disk and Die% EDIT    Erase Data and Increment Time   EDR     Execute Destructive Read EDS     Execute Data Segment EEP     Erase Entire Program EFD     Eject Floppy Disk  EIAO    Execute In Any Order EIO     Erase I/O page EIOC    Execute Invalid OpCode& EIP     Execute Programmer Immediately* EJD%V   EJect Disk with initial velocity V ELP     Enter Loop Permanently EM      Evacuate Memoryn  EMSL    Entire Memory Shift Left* EMT     Electrocute Maintenance Technician ENF     Emit Noxious Fumes EO      Electrocute OperatorJ EOI     Execute Operator Immediate [a fast version of another instruction] EP      Execute Programmer$ EPI     Execute Programmer Immediate EPP     Eject Printer Paper6% EPS     Electrostatic Print and SmearC  EPS     Execute Program Sideways EPT     Erase Process Tables EPT     Erase Punched Tape' ERIC    Eject Random Integrated CircuitH ERM     Erase Reserved Memory  EROM    Erase Read Only Memory= EROS    Erase Read Only Storage [Sounds like an IBM special!]VF ESB     Eject Selectric Ball [from IBM selectric typewriter terminals] ESL     Exceed Speed of Light 9 ETI     Execute This Instruction [for recursive programs]  ETM     Emulate Trinary Machined EVC     Execute Verbal CommandsR EWD     Execute Warp Drive EXECP   EXECute ProgrammerI EXX     [A real instruction on the Zilog Z-80 -- Zilog is owned by EXXon]  FB      Find Bugsa FCJ     Feed Card and Jamd FDR     Fill Disk Randomly FFF     Form Feed Forevero FLD     FLing Disc! FLI     Flash Lights Impressivelyt FM      Forget Memoryt FMP     Finish My Programs* FOPC    [Set] False Out-of-paper Condition FPC     Feed Paper Continuously  FPT     Fire Photon TorpedoesM  FRG     Fill with Random Garbage" FSM     Fold, Spindle and Mutilate FSRA    Forms Skip and Run Awayo GBB     Go to Back of Bus % GCAR    Get Correct Answer RegardlessT$ GDP     Grin Defiantly at Programmer GDR     Grab Degree and Runs GENT    GENerate Thesis , GEW JO  Go to the End of the World  Jump Off# GIE     Generate Irreversible Error  GLC     Generate Lewd Commentu GMC     Generate Machine Check' GMCC    Generate Machine Check and Cashu GND     Guess at Next Digitr GORS    GO Real Slow% GREM    Generate Random Error Messagem4 GREP    Global Ruin, Expiration and Purgation [UNIX]% GRMC    Generate Rubber Machine CheckhP GS      Get Strange [randomly inverts bits being fed to the instruction decoder] GSB     Gulp and Store Bytes$ GSI     Generate Spurious Interrupts GSU     Geometric Shift Up HAH     Halt And Hangr HCF     Halt and Catch FireDN HCP     Hide Central Processor [makes virtual CPU's act like virtual memories]  HCRS    Hang in Critical Section! HDO     Halt and Disable Operatorc$ HDRW    Halt and Display Random Word  HELP    Type "No help available" HF      Hide a Filea HGD     Halt, Get Drunke HHB     Halt and Hang Bus   HIS     Halt in Impossible State HOO     Hide Operator's Output' HRPR    Hang up and Ruin Printer Ribbonn HUAL    Halt Until After Lunch IAND    Illogical Andh IBR     Insert Bugs at Random ! ICB     Interrupt, crash and burno ICM     Immerse Central Memory ICMD    Initiate Core Melt-DownD! ICSP    Invert CRT Screen Picturen! IDC     Initiate Destruct Commandf" IDI     Invoke Divine Intervention" IDPS    Ignore Disk Protect Switch IEOF    Ignore End Of File IF      Invoke Force# IGI     Increment Grade Immediatelyo) IGIT    Increment Grade Immediately Twice  II      Inquire and Ignore! IIB     Ignore Inquiry and BranchO# IIB     Ignore Interrupt and Branchc# IIC     Insert Invisible Characters " IIL     Irreversable Infinite Loop IM      Imagine Memory IMPG    IMPress Girlfriend+ INCAM   INCrement Arbitrary Memory locationl INOP    Indirect No-op% IOI     Ignore Operator's Instructioni( IOP     Interrupt processor, Order Pizza IOR     Illogical OR IP      Increment and Pray IPS     Incinerate Power Supply " IPS     Increment Processor Status IPT     Ignite Paper Tape   IRB     Invert Record and Branch  IRB     Invert Record and Branch IRC     Insert Random Commands IRE     Insert Random Errors% IRPF    Infinite Recursive Page Faulte ISC     Ignore Supervisor Callsu! ISC     Insert Sarcastic Commentsi& ISI     Increment and Skip on Infinity  ISP     Increment and Skip on Pi, ITML    Initiate Termites into Macro Library IU      Ignore User  JAA     Jump Almost Always JFM     Jump on Full Moone JHRB    Jump to H&R Blocke# JMAT    JuMp on Alternate Thursdays + JNL     Jump when programmer is Not LookingI JOM     Jump Over MoonB JRAN    Jump RANdom [not to be confused with IRAN - Idiots random]$ JRCF    Jump Relative and Catch Fire& JRGA    Jump Relative and Get Arrested JRN     Jump RaNdomi! JRSR    Jump to Random SubroutineLG JSU     Jump Self Unconditional [the ultimate in iterative programming]N JT      Jump if Tuesdayl JTZ     Jump to Twilight Zoned JWN     Jump When Necessaryt KUD     Kill User's data LAGW    Load And Go Wrongj LAP     Laugh At Program(mer)  LCC     Load and Clear Core  LCD     Load and Clear Disk  LCK     Lock Console Keyswitch LEB     Link Edit Backwards   LIA     Load Ineffective Address LMB     Lose Message and Branchi LMO     Load and Mug Operator  LMYB    Logical MaYBeR  LN      Lose inode Number [UNIX] LOSM    Log Off System Manager& LP%PAS  Line Printer - Print And Smear- LP%RDD  Line Printer - Reverse Drum Directionr- LP%TCR  Line Printer - Tangle and Chew Ribbon  LPA     Lead Programmer Astray LRD     Load Random Data$ LSBL    Lose Super BLock [UNIX only] LWM     Load Write-only Memory MAB     Melt Address Bus MAN     Make Animal Noises MAZ     Multiply Answer by ZeroV MBC     Make Batch Confetti  MBH     Memory Bank Hold-up # MBTD    Mount Beatles on Tape Drivei% MBTOL   Move Bugs to Operator's Lunche MC      Move Continuousc MD      Move Devious MDB     Move and Drop BitsM MDDHAF  Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floor [Stevans's favorite (he made it up)] # MLP     Multiply and Lose Precision  MLR     Move and Lose Record$ MLSB    Memory Left Shift and Branch MMLG    Make Me Look Goodp  MNI     Misread Next Instruction% MOP     Modify Operator's PersonalityC< MOU     MOunt User [causes computer to screw you once again]! MPLP    Make Pretty Light Pattern  MSGD    Make Screen Go Dim MSIP    Make Sure Plugged In MSR     Melt Special Registerg3 MT%HRDV MagTape - High speed Rewind and Drop Vacuum  MTI     Make Tape InvalidE MW      Malfunction Whatever MWC     Move and Wrap Core# MWT     Malfunction Without Telling ( NTGH    Not Tonight, I've Got a Headache OCF     Open Circular File OML     Obey Murphy's Law " OPP     Order Pizza for Programmer# OSI     Overflow Stack Indefinitelyt OTL     Out To Lunch PAS     Print And SmearI PAUD    PAUse Dramatically PAZ     Pack Alpha Zonei PBC     Print and Break Chain  PBD     Print and Break Drum PBM     Pop Bubble MemorywI PBPBPBP Place Backup in Plain Brown Paper Bag, Please [for stealing code]t! PBST    Play Batch mode Star Trekt PCI     Pleat Cards Immediateo PCR     Print and Cut Ribbon PD      Punch Disk" PEHC    Punch Extra Holes in Cards. PFE     Print Floating Eye [Roguers look out!]  PFML    Print Four Million Lines PI      Punch Invalid  PIBM    Pretend to be an IBM" PIC     Print Illegible Characters PIC     Punch Invalid CharacterR) PNRP    Print Nasty Replies to ProgrammerS PO      Punch Operator POPN    Punch OPerator's Noser PPA     Print Paper Airplanes  PPL     Perform Perpetual Loop" PPP     Print Programmer's Picture  PPSW    Pack Program Status Word PRS     PRint and Smeara PSP     Print and Shred Paper  PSR     Print and Shred Ribbon QWA     Quit While Ahead RA      Randomize Answer$ RAM     Reorganize and Abort Monitor RASC    Read And Shred CardF RAST    Read and Shred Tapeo RAST    Rewind And Stretch Tape  RAU     Ridicule All Users$ RBAO    Ring Bell and Annoy Operator RBG     Random Bug Generate % RBLY    Restore Backup from Last Yeart RBT     Read Blank Tape  RBT     Rewind and Break Tapea RCAJ    Read Card And Jamt RCB     Read Commands Backwardss RCB     Run Clock Backwardsi RCC     Read Card and Chew( RCCP    Randomly Corrupt Current Process RCF     Rewind Cabinet Fansa" RCKG    Read Count Key and Garbage RCR     Rewind Card Reader) RCRV    Randomly Convert to Reverse VideoP  RCS     Read Card, Scramble data# RCSD    Read Card and Scramble Data ! RDA     Refuse to Disclose Answern RDD     Reverse Disk Drive% RDF     Randomize Directory Filenames  RDI     Reverse Disk Immediate! RENVR   Rename Variables Randomly  RET     Read and Erase Tapen# RIC     Rotate Illogical thru Carryr RID     Read Invalid Datan RIR     Read Invalid Record  RIRG    Read Inter-Record GapOI RIRG    Rewrite Inter-Record Gap [random replacement of similar mnemonic]P RLC     Re-read last cardP RLC     Relocate and Lose Core  RLI     Rotate Left Indefinitely RLP     Refill Light Pen RLP     Rewind Line Printer  RM      Ruin My files [UNIX]" RMI     Randomize Memory Immediate RMV     Remove Memory VirtuesI RNBS    Reflect Next Bus Signal  RN      Read Noise RNR     Read Noise Recordy ROD     ROtate Diagonallyt ROM     Read Operator's Mind ROOP    Run Out Of Paper! ROPF    Read Other People's Filesw ROS     Reject Op System) ROT     Rotate Disk [fixes broken drives]s RP      Read Printer RPB     Raise Parity Bitsm! RPBR    Reverse Parity and BRanchc RPM     Read Programmer's Mind, RPU     Read character and Print Upside down RRB     Read Record and Blusht  RRC     Rotate Random thru Carry  RRR     Read Record and Run away# RRRL    Random Rotate Register LeftD# RRSG    Round and Round She Goes...e RS      Random Slewc RSD     Read and Scramble Data RST     Rewind and Stretch Tape  RT      Reverse Throughput RTS     Return To Sender SAD     Seek And Destroy SAI     Skip All Instructionsi SAS     Sit And Spin SC      Scramble Channelsr SC      Shred Cardsp SCB     Spindle Card and Belch' SCCA    Short Circuit on Correct Answero SCH     Slit Cards Horizontalw SCI     Shred Cards Immediatef SCOM    Set Cobol-Only Mode " SCRRC   SCRamble Register Contents# SCST    Switch Channel to Star Trekt SCTR    Stick Card To Reader SD      Scramble Directory SD      Slip Diskw SDC     Spool Disk to Consolec SDDB    Snap Disk Drive Belt$ SDE     Solve Differential Equations! SDI     Self Destruct Immediatelyw SEB     Stop Eating and BurpD SEX     Set EXecution register [a real instruction for the RCA 1802] SEX     Sign EXtenda SFH     Set Flags to Half mast SFT     Stall For Time  SFTT    Strip Form Tractor Teeth SHB     Stop and Hang Buse SHCD    SHuffle Card Decku SHIT    Stop Here If Thursdayt0 SHON    Simulate HONeywell CPU [permanent NO-OP] SHRC    SHRed Card SHRT    SHRed Tape" SID     Switch to Infinite Density SLD     Slip Disk] SLP     Sharpen Light PenS  SMC     Scramble memory contents? SMD     Spontaneous Memory Dump (Use only with classified data)h SMS     Shred Mylar Surfacea SMT     Stretch MagTape  SNM     Show No Mercyd& SOAWP   SOlve All the World's Problems# SOB     [a real PDP-11 instruction]  SOD     Surrender Or Die!i SOP     Stop and Order Pizza SOS     Sign Off, Stupid SP      Scatter Printn  SPA     Sliding Point Arithmetic SPS     Smoke Power Supply& SPSW    Scramble Processor Status Word SRBO    Set Random Bits to Onese! SRBZ    Set Random Bits to Zeroest$ SRCC    Select Reader and Chew Cards SRC     Skip to Random Channel  SRD     Switch to Random Density& SRDR    Shift Right, Double Ridiculous! SRO     Sort with Random OrderinglK SRR     Set Registers to Random values [usually used prior to a RET or RTS]I SRR     Shift Registers Random$ SRSD    Seek Record and Scratch Disk SRU     Signoff Random Usera" SRZ     Subtract and Reset to Zero SSB     Scramble Status Byte. SSD     Seek and Score Disk [good for testing] SSJ     Select Stacker and Jam SSJP    Select Stacker and Jumpo# SSM     Solve by Supernatural Meansn SSP     Smoke and SParkP SST     Stop and Stretch Tape  ST      Set and Test STD     Stop, take drugs STPR    SToP Rainn* STTHB   Set Terminal to Three Hundred Baud SUI     Subtract User's IQ SUME    Surprise Me   SUP     Solve Unsolvable Problem SUR     Screw Up Royally SUS     Stop Until Springs SUS     Subract Until Senseless  SWAT    SWAp Terminals SWN     SWap Nibbles! SWOS    SWap out Operating System  SWS     Sort to Wrong Slotsi SZD     Switch to Zero Density% TARC    Take Arithmetic Review CourseM# TBFTG   Two Burgers and Fries To GoA TDB     Transfer and Drop Bits TDS     Trash Data Segment+ TLNF    Teach me a Lesson I'll Never Forgett! TLO     Turn indicator Lights Offg TLW     Transfer and Lose Way  TN      Take a Nap TOG     Time Out, Graduate TOH     Take Operator Hostageo TOO     Turn On/Off operator TOS     Trash Operating System TPD     Triple Pack Decimalu, TPDH    Tell Programmer to Do it Him/Herself TPN     Turn Power oNo TPO     Turn Power Off TPR     Tear PapeR  TR      Turn into Rubbish [UNIX]4 TRA     Te Rdls Arvs [Type Ridiculous Abbreviations] TSH     Trap Secretary and Halt   TSM     Trap Secretary and Mount TST     Trash System Tracks  TT%CNK  TeleType - Clunk Noise% TT%EKB  TeleType - Electrify KeyBoardn TTA     Try, Try AgainK TTITT   Turn 2400 foot tape Into Two 1200 foot tapes [Only privileged usersa$         will get hubs on both tapes] TTL     Time To Log offB% UAI     Use Alternate Instruction setO UCB     Uncouple CPU and BranchP  UCK     Unlock Console Keyswitch! UCPUB   Uncouple CPU's and Branchu UER     Update and Erase Recordr UMR     Unlock Machine RoomP UOP     Useless Operationy UP      Understand Program(mer)  UTF     Unwind Tape onto Floor# UUBR    Use Undefined Base Register  VAX     Violate All executions VNO     Violate Noise OrdinanceA" VPA     Vanishing Point Arithmetic VVM     Vaporise Virtual Memoryd WAD     Walk Away in Disgust WC      Waste Core [UNIX]B WCR     Write to Card Reader. WGPB    Write Garbage in Process-control Block WHP     Wave Hands over Problema WI      Why Immediates WID     Write Invalid Data WNHR    Write New Hit Record WNR     Write Noise Record WPET    Write Past End of Tape WSE     Write Stack Everywhere) WSWW    Work in Strange and Wondrous Waysa WUPO    Wad Up Printer Outputi! WWLR    Write Wrong Length Record  WWR     Write Wrong Record XIO     Execute Invalid Op code  XKF     Execute Kermit the Frog  XMB     Exclusive MayBeP XOH     Execute no-Op and Hang XOR     Execute OperatoR XOS     Exchange Operator's Sexn XPR     Execute Programmer XVF     Exchange Virtue for Funn ZAP     Zero and Add Packeda ZD      Zap Directorya ZPI     ZaP Immediaten    Source: Unknownh  I Arty Ecock - CUNY/UCC    ) *** APPENDED 07/17/85 23:13:06 BY VM1 ***a   . *** CREATED 09/05/85 12:13:50 BY MUC/MARIE ***  wL Append on 09/06/85 at 01:27 by Alan Ackerman, Bank of America, 415-622-9141:  s: My favorite has always been HPO (Halt and Punch Operator).# This preceded VM/HPO by many years.   m2 *** APPENDED 09/06/85 01:27:41 BY BAM/ACKERMAN ***  lE Append on 09/08/85 at 12:20 by Bill Temps, First Chicago Corporation:d  t,    RICSS - Run In Circles, Scream, and Shout$ (from an episode of `Lost in Space':G       Human:  Oh, we are imperiled, whatever shall we do?  (paraphrase)o*       Robot:  When in danger or in doubt /0                Run in circles, scream and shout." A philosophy i strive to emulate.) (wht3)   . *** APPENDED 09/08/85 12:20:47 BY FNC/WHT3 ***  t@ Append on 09/09/85 at 10:18 by Tom Foth, The Adesse Corporation:  t  s Government Opcode PRPQ (GOP)  a PAL   Political Align Left PAR   Political Align Righta! SAD   Subtract and Add to Deficitm  SMBL  Shift Military Budget Left%       (there is no SMBR instruction).S GTP   Gouge Tax Payer.# ISCI  Invade Small Carribean Island  PB     Pass buck  A0 *** APPENDED 09/09/85 10:18:52 BY ADE/TJFOTH ***