< From:	5MUSTUR_L    "Lazar V. Mustur" 17-JAN-1992 04:01:32.76	 To:	terry  CC:	i  Subj:	some literature...  N ==============================================================================>         * od saradnika siem-a (spectrum!ilija@icarus.att.com):N ==============================================================================   +                      JACK AND THE BEANSTACK '                           by Mark Isaak    B         Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIALE character named Jack.  Jack and his relations were poor.  Often their F hash table was bare.  One day Jack's parent said to him, "Our matricesC are sparse.  You must go to the market to exchange our RAM for some G BASICs."  She compiled a linked list of items to retrieve and passed it  to him. F         So Jack set out.  But as he was walking along a Hamilton path, he met the traveling salesman.F         "Whither dost thy flow chart take thou?" prompted the salesman in high-level language. D         "I'm going to the market to exchange this RAM for some chips and Apples," commented Jack.B         "I have a much better algorithm.  You needn't join a queue9 there; I will swap your RAM for these magic kernels now." E         Jack made the trade, then backtracked to his house.  But when D he told his busy-waiting parent of the deal, she became so angry she started thrashing.D         "Don't you even have any artificial intelligence?  All theseF kernels together hardly make up one byte," and she popped them out the
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