>    Since McDonald's Restaurants are becoming so very numerous,: especially overseas, the company will eventually have such> influence over the entire world, that every facet of our lives@ will be touched by this growing power.  One of the first targets@ this corporation wishes to dominate is the scientific community.: Hence, they have come up with a new, "standard", system of measurement units, titled...  % 		    The McMeasurement System  (McS)      UNIT		DEFINITION				NAME: -----------	-------------------------------------	--------& mass		one big mac with everything		Mac  ( distance	height of a big mac box			Mcbox  2 time		interval between the opening of any	Mcsecond 		two restaurants   2 volume		amount of catsup that always remains	Splat 		in the package  4 quantity	50 billion served times the number	Ronald's& 		of fries consumed per person		number  2 temperature	thermal energy of one fry just out	Fry' 		of the fryer (on this scale, absolute % 		zero is the thermal energy of a big  		mac when you finally get it)  6 charge		the charge built up in the polyester	MegaStacy' 		between the thighs of that really fat ' 		chick in her motion from the fryer to 
 		the counter   A -----------------------------------------------------------------   > disclaimer: We know it is not standard to have metric prefixes7 	    for the definition of a unit, but if you could see ; 	    Stacy's thighs you would agree that it is appropriate.    Thanks goes to Jim & Tom. 