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 To:	_TERRY CC:	 Subj:	more_cookies.txt  G Received: from CUNYVM.BITNET by SPCVXA.BITNET; Mon, 14 May 90 10:29 EDT O Received: from CUNYVM by CUNYVM.BITNET (Mailer R2.03B) with BSMTP id 0460; Mon,   14 May 90 10:25:42 EDT N Received: from decpa.pa.dec.com by CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU (IBM VM SMTP R1.2.2MX) with!  TCP; Mon, 14 May 90 10:25:39 EDT H Received: by decpa.pa.dec.com; id AA03445; Mon, 14 May 90 07:26:00 -0700D Received: from bolt.enet; by decpa.enet; Mon, 14 May 90 07:26:03 PDT! Date: Mon, 14 May 90 07:26:03 PDT K From: "Martin Minow, ML3-5/U26  14-May-1990 0946" <minow@bolt.enet.dec.com>  Subject: more_cookies.txt  To: address@bolt.enet.dec.com 1 Message-id: <9005141426.AA03445@decpa.pa.dec.com>  X-Envelope-to: terry  F From:	RDGENG::LESLIE "Andy `{o}^{o}' Leslie, EDSME (CSSE), VOTS & OSAK$  18-Dec-1986 1552" 18-DEC-1986 11:05 To:	NEWS_READERS Subj:	Sayings of the millenium      < From: Jonathan Ostrowsky <jo@STONY-BROOK.SCRC.Symbolics.COM> Subject: Quotes of note & To: fun@STONY-BROOK.SCRC.Symbolics.COM   ? From Robert Byrne, THE THIRD 637 BEST THINGS ANYBODY EVER SAID:    J The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. -- Chamfort   A I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries. -- Mencken    7 Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. -- Gaugin    5 Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck    = Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. -- Thoreau    ' Fashions are induced epidemics. -- Shaw    H A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after% that begins to bunch them. -- Mencken    E Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor    I There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not 2 fill the world with suprise and horror. -- Maugham   L The difference between pornography and erotic is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard   P The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce.-- Galbraith   K Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck    L The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. -- Jerry Brown   H Gardner's Law: Eighty-seven percent of all people in all professions are incompetent. -- John Gardner   I Business is a good game -- lots of competition and minimum of rules.  You : keep score with money. -- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari   N An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. -- Will Rogers   I Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and 5 spends very little on office supplies. -- Woody Allen    6 The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -- Mencken   B Nothing matters very much and few things matter at all. -- Balfour   D The opposite of talking isn't listening.  The opposite of talking is waiting. -- Fran Liebowitz   @ Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. -- Willi Hastings    D Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food; groups -- alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. -- Alex Levine    E Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let & the food fight it out inside. -- Twain   7 In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon    J The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again. -- George Miller   D Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the burdenI of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place. -- Calvin Trillin    F The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard* to deal with: death. -- Michael Phelps, MD   G A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  -- Carrie Snow   J There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice fromD any man, and one of them is listening to the Bramhs Requiem. -- Shaw   C When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to  concerts. -- Steven Pearl    E I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in 2 the world is fixed. -- Frank Deford, sports writer   I One of the first things schoolchildren in Texas learn is how to compose a G simple declarative sentence without the word "shit" in it. -- anonymous    J The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed1 entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell    P There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.--Churchill   ? Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. -- Kin Hubbard    J Will the last person out of the tunnel turn out the light? -- graffito, in Saigon, c.1973   E A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner,  British film director    G You just gotta save Christianity, Richard! You gotta! -- Loretta Young, ; to Richard the Lionhearted, in the movie The Crusades, 1935    I Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed. 
 -- I.F. Stone    D It is dangerous to be right when the govenment is wrong. -- Voltaire   G Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.  -- Will Rogers   I It's our fault. We should have given him better parts. -- Jack Warner, on G hearing that Reagan had been elected governor of California. [Warner is H also reported to have said when told of Reagan's candidacy for governor,: "No, Jimmy Stewart for Governor; Reagan for best friend."]   H Gary Hart is just Jerry Brown without the fruit flies. -- Robert Strauss   G There are three rules for writing a novel.  Unfortunately, no one knows  what they are. -- Maugham    G Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. -- Twain    A Why don't you write books people can read?  -- Nora Joyce, to her  husband    E A Treasury of Filthy Religious Art Masterpieces -- title of book once  proposed to Simon & Schuster   I I felt like poisoning a monk. -- Umberto Eco, on why he wrote The Name of  the Rose   C All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills = after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.  -- Anonymous    M The goal of all inaminate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.  -- Russell Baker   - Never mistake motion for action. -- Hemingway    G I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary % relief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee    L A lot of people like snow.  I find it to be an unncessary freezing of water. -- Carl Reiner   ' When in doubt, duck.  -- Malcolm Forbes    0 I don't care what you <heart>. -- bumper sticker   $ I <spade> my pets. -- bumper sticker   J Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards. -- R.A. Dickson    A I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.  -- Steven Pearl    M Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. -- Claud Cockburn     === ========= =======  End Forwarded Message    