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 To:	_TERRY CC:	 Subj:	neat_stuff.txt  G Received: from CUNYVM.BITNET by SPCVXA.BITNET; Mon, 14 May 90 10:28 EDT O Received: from CUNYVM by CUNYVM.BITNET (Mailer R2.03B) with BSMTP id 0452; Mon,   14 May 90 10:24:52 EDT N Received: from decpa.pa.dec.com by CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU (IBM VM SMTP R1.2.2MX) with!  TCP; Mon, 14 May 90 10:24:50 EDT H Received: by decpa.pa.dec.com; id AA03394; Mon, 14 May 90 07:25:22 -0700D Received: from bolt.enet; by decpa.enet; Mon, 14 May 90 07:25:24 PDT! Date: Mon, 14 May 90 07:25:24 PDT K From: "Martin Minow, ML3-5/U26  14-May-1990 0946" <minow@bolt.enet.dec.com>  Subject: neat_stuff.txt  To: address@bolt.enet.dec.com 1 Message-id: <9005141425.AA03394@decpa.pa.dec.com>  X-Envelope-to: terry  N From:	LESLIE::LESLIE "andy u?u leslie, csse/vms  13-Jul-1989 0946" 13-JUL-1989  04:55:41.89 To:	@DIST$DIR:HUMOUR CC: 1 Subj:	The third 637 best things anybody ever said       7 ............distribution deleted.......................    -  	THE THIRD 637 BEST THINGS ANYBODY EVER SAID - 		by Robert Byrne, extracted from a DESPERADO       C    The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that ' 	the first one was useless. -- Chamfort       ;    Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. -- Gauguin       8    Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck      A    A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, 0 	but after that begins to bunch them. -- Mencken   H    Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor      >    The happiest time in any man's life is just after the first 	divorce. -- Galbraith      >    Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. 	-- Erma Bombeck      @    The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. 	-- Jerry Brown       @    Business is a good game -- lots of competition and minimum ofG 	rules.  You keep score with money. -- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari       D    The opposite of talking isn't listening.  The opposite of talking 	is waiting. -- Fran Liebowitz      :    In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon      @    The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days, 	later you're hungry again. -- George Miller      @    Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the? 	burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.  	-- Calvin Trillin      >    The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is6 	often hard to deal with: death. -- Michael Phelps, MD      C    A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned  	a car. -- Carrie Snow      @    When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and  	go to concerts. -- Steven Pearl      @    I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything; 	else in the world is fixed. -- Frank Deford, sports writer       B    One of the first things schoolchildren in Texas learn is how toE 	compose a simple declarative sentence without the word "shit" in it. 
 	-- anonymous       @    There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without 	result.--Churchill       5    A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. ) 	-- Michael Winner, British film director       A    It's our fault. We should have given him better parts. -- Jack H 	Warner, on hearing that Reagan had been elected governor of California.F 	[Warner is also reported to have said when told of Reagan's candidacyI 	for governor, "No, Jimmy Stewart for Governor; Reagan for best friend."]       @    There are three rules for writing a novel.  Unfortunately, no$ 	one knows what they are. -- Maugham      @    I felt like poisoning a monk. -- Umberto Eco, on why he wrote 	The Name of the Rose       F    All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills> 	after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.  -- anonymous      @    I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide0 	temporary relief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee      D    I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest. 	-- Steven Pearl      B    Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essentialA 	food groups -- alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. -- Alex Levine    F          [*> 42   The answer to life, the universe, and everything <*]   