$ X-NEWS: spcvxb rec.humor.funny: 1708K Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0-3 14/03/90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site spcvxb.spc.edu U Path: spcvxb.spc.edu!rutgers!gatech!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request  Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny , Subject: Politically correct Christmas carol% Message-ID: <S3ac.454b@looking.on.ca> / From: Adam.Frix@cmhgate.fidonet.org (Adam Frix)  Date: 14 Mar 92 09:30:04 GMT Keywords: chuckle  Approved: funny@clarinet.com	 Lines: 43          L I know it's a little bit late, but there's no time like the present to start your collection for next year:    : Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species Fa la la la la, la la la la ' 'Tis the season to be self-actualizing,  Fa la la la la, la la la la * Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel Fa la la la la, la la la la A Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday carol  Fa la la la la, la la la la    F See the blazing log of non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday-non- endangered wood before us, Fa la la la la, la la la la ? Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the chorus  Fa la la la la, la la la la 8 Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort, Fa la la la la la la la laG Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of global warming,  Fa la la la la, la la la la      Fast away the mature year passes Fa la la la la la la la la9 Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons  Fa la la la la la la la la4 Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la laM While I tell of non-materialistic, non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday 	 treasure,  Fa la la la la, la la la la    Author: unknown    --Adam-- --O Selected by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com.   J Please!  No copyrighted stuff.  Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics,G Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes. 