$ X-NEWS: spcvxb rec.humor.funny: 2755P Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.1B4+SPC1 6/9/92 VAX/VMS V5.5-2; site spcvxb.spc.eduo Path: spcvxb!rutgers!drew.drew.edu!dziuxsolim.rutgers.edu!uunet!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!funny-request  Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny & Subject: Protester Satisfaction Survey% Message-ID: <S52b.4c49@looking.on.ca> & From: bscott@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ben Scott) Date: 1 Apr 93 09:30:02 GMT  Keywords: smirk, original  Approved: funny@clarinet.com To:	_IN%"mnews@DREW.DREW.EDU"  CC: % Return-path: <limonce@pilot.njin.net>  To: mnews@DREW.DREW.EDU  Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT 	 Lines: 81   H I worked for a while at an office which shall remain nameless, but whoseC business does, from time to time, attract protest groups.  I and a  A colleague named Linda wrote this one morning while beseiged by an  especially radical group.     C (Note that I'm as much of an environmentalist as the next guy - I'm G a registered Democrat and never listen to Rush Limbaugh.  But sometimes G you meet people who take even the worthiest causes _far_ too seriously. F I did not do this to offend anyone, merely to break the tension at theG office that morning.  (as if the misspelled protest signs weren't doing G that already...)  Anyway, all disclaimers in effect, and I'm definitely 0 not targeting anyone or any group in particular.  H ------------------------------------------------------------------------  ;                (name of office deleted for obvious reasons) 4                        Protester Satisfaction Survey  I                                                    (standard form #27B/j)   J Please take a few minutes to fill out this questionaire.  All answers will< be kept confidental and are used only for research purposes.  J 1: How did you hear about us? ____________________________________________  > 2: Did you enjoy your overall experience today?  __ Yes  __ NoJ     If not, why not? _____________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________  ? 3: Is this your first protest with this (office)? __ Yes  __ No   K 4: On a scale of 1 to 10, please rate the following aspects of our service:      (circle one)  8     Representative accessibility    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  8     Employee politeness/patience    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  8     Toilet availability             1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  8     Snacks                          1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  8     Parking                         1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10    8 5: Would you come back and protest again?  __ Yes  __ No  J 6: What can we do to make future protests more fulfilling? _______________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________J __________________________________________________________________________    J Thank you for your time.  Your answers will help (this office) become more; responsive to protester needs as part of our service goals.    --N Selected by Maddi Hausmann.  MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.comJ Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  A Daemon will auto-reply.  ? Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. > Don't use "joke" or "submission" or "joke submission," please.