+ X-NEWS: spcvxb alt.folklore.computers: 9218 I Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0 13.10.90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site spcvxb.spc.edu ` Path: spcvxb.spc.edu!njin!rutgers!psuvax1!wuarchive!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!samsung!know!login" Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: (none) % Message-ID: <23279@know.pws.bull.com> , From: eli@ursa-major.spdcc.com (Steve Elias) Date: 9 Apr 91 17:07:56 GMT  Sender: login@pws.bulL.com	 Lines: 45   \ Path: spdcc!mintaka!think.com!snorkelwacker.mit.edu!usc!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!know!login! From: eli@cisco.com (Steve Elias)  Newsgroups: alt.rap " Subject: DEC field service rep rap% Message-ID: <23245@know.pws.bull.com>  Date: 9 Apr 91 00:52:54 GMT  Sender: login@pws.bulL.com	 Lines: 36     D here's a little rap number written by an anonymous DEC field service@ rep.  (in the original desperado-mail, he whines the usual stuffJ about rap not being music-or-whatever.  and then he writes the following.)         (Bass beat) *     Yo! Listen up, if you're fixin' RA90's+     Here's the Digital maintenence strategy #     Examine and analyze VAXsim PLUS .     And make sure everything's cool on the Bus%     If you think you're RA90's Ailing .     Check the error log to see what's failing.+     Read the documentation, Don't be a fool %     Correlate the symptoms to an FRU.   %     I'm the baddest FE there ever was -     I fix RA90's like they was hit with scuds (     Don't try to out fox me, it's no use!     I always find the right FRU's 1     I'm a killer at the terminal, I've got plenty %     I'll knock you down like a VT220.              "     I'm a VAX 9000, you're a PDP11-     All my customers think they're in heaven. #     All my RA90's pass diagnostics. &     Any other FE is downright caustic.1     So don't you dis me like some high all mighty C     Cuz I know how to fix my RA... I said my RA... I said my RA90's      '     (Insert record scratchings here...)      F     Hey, any record execs out there?  I didn't think I'd get that far!      Maybe I have star potential!     $     Dan (Kool DJ Ice MC at the Mic.)