a In article <Qbz_Jua00VsaA0UKMf@andrew.cmu.edu>, jn11+@andrew.cmu.edu (Joseph M. Newcomer) writes:   J > The flaming style of the complaint coupled to the dry-official responsesA > made this one of the more popular underground memos within DEC.   K   You might be interested in the following form. The title has been changed @ to protect the product group involved (you know who you are 8-).  6 	Terry Kennedy		Operations Manager, Academic Computing, 	terry@spcvxa.bitnet	St. Peter's College, US$ 	terry@spcvxa.spc.edu	(201) 915-9381  2                          SPR/QAR/BUG Response Form  O _______________________________________________________________________________   N     Maintainer: _______________________   SPR/QAR/BUG No: ____________________  N           Date: _______________________   Copy to: ___________________________  N    Description: ______________________________________________________________  M    Hours Spent: ________   Output Priority: ________   Duplicate?  Yes__ No__ O _______________________________________________________________________________   H Related Article in Software Dispatch?  Yes___    No___    Didn't Look___  G Attach Seq. No. ________        Patch Checked?  ____ No, wait for patch G                                                 ____ No, take it anyway O                                                 ____ Yes, but it might not work   M Patch source cleared?  Yes___  No___  Almost___  What's "Source cleared"? ___    If yes, in what versions(?) O _______________________________________________________________________________  (Check only ONE)  = ____ Correction Given                   ____ Not Reproducible H      ____ New Patch                          ____ Reproducible, but tellD      ____ Existing Patch                            it wasn't anywayB      ____ Special Patch                 ____ Fixed in Next ReleaseJ      ____ Fake patch, won't work             ____ Will never be fixed, butG             but looks good                          let's be optimistic E ____ Unsupported                        ____ Insufficient Information 7      ____ Used to be supported          ____ Suggestion 7      ____ Needs a lot of support        ____ User Error O      ____ Supported until we got             ____ R.T.F.M. (Read the F* Manual) I             this SPR                         ____ S.F.O. (See Figure One) J ____ Hardware                                ____ Y.F.U.R. (Your Fault forF      ____ Really software, but                              using RMS)K             blame hardware anyway            ____ S.L.A.P.P. (Sounds Like A O      ____ TS11, must be hardware                              Personal Problem) 8 ____ Inquiry                            ____ Restriction@ ____ FYI                                ____ Documentation ErrorO _______________________________________________________________________________  Problem Statement::                         ____ Copy entire problem statement  >                         ____ Copy indicated part in box below:  /                                        ----> [] O _______________________________________________________________________________ 	 Response: =                         ____ Standard "Fixed by Patch" answer   H                         ____ Standard "Thanks for your suggestion, we'llL                              probably do this when hell freezes over" answer  I                         ____ Standard "Ha, Ha, you've got to be kidding!" #                              answer 