 	Silicon Valley Guy    "Hey, anybody seen my beeper?"   Valley Guy,  He's a Valley Guy  A Silicon Valley Guy Clip-on Tie  And tennis shoes Thinks he's lit  But he's blown a fuse  Hangs out at The Radio Shack  Buying chips For his Univac
 He's a ...   Nah, that ones' not mine ...
 Well, anyway,  it was complete chip burnout with floppy disk failure. ! A real total system dump, y'know? 
 Fer certain !  And I told the output user, # Hey? Would I delete my OWN PROGRAM? - Come on, man -- don't call me, call P.G. & E! ' Go somewhere and have a melt-down, man.  Like, BURN OUT!  Then I went down to the Shack $ to get some subminiature dip relays. and get this -- 4 The salesman gave me a NEW plastic pocket protector!     Look out, Intel, here he comes.  He's the king of computer runs Got his degree from MIT  Knows square roots to infinity.   4 I scanned that new program down in word processing -& the one with the huge mammary banks...) Yeah, Julie! Punch my code! I am certain! ! When I first saw here, I thought,  Whoa! Give me a microsecond!% Could I trip her Kipp relay, or what? + She sort of smiles at me, and I'm thinking,   I have GOT to access this chick.5 But should I go subroutine or main program, you know? ) So I just subtly invade her spatial arena " and introduce myself for starts... Hi... I'm Ray FIFO...       % So after a few casual edit statements $ I can tell this unit really digs me.! I mean, it is modem to the max --  the program computes, right?# We make plans to meet at her place.  and I get there and's ON LINE,- I mean, like she's wearing all this softwear. ; I'm calculating the access time to her front end processor. # and there is phase jitter entering  ! all of my charge coupled devices. " Her ambient temperature is rising,0 and she is alpha fluxing RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES!!! We skipped dinner.    ! After a RAM refresh time interval  she says to me, 2 Ray -- I'm all decoded now. I think you better go.
 And I say,* Okay, Program -- I can handle the end sum. And Ray -- she says,, I hope you won't delete me in the morning...
 And I say,+ Moi? Delete a cute little program like YOU?  Hey ! I'm a Silicon Valley Guy!     & Come here, you catalystic data, you..., Give Master Control a little phase jitter... Punch my code!# Did I ever show you my cathode ray?  It is really TUBULAR.  Gag me with a microchip.   Hey! Where IS my beeper?