  The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary  --------------------------------  F :-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic orF       joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.I ;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. ;       More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. H :-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset#       or depressed about something. I :-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as         good as a happy smilieH :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).. >:->  User just made a really devilish remark.A >;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.   C Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:    (-:   User is left handed C %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight  :*)   User is drunk  [:]   User is a robot   8-)   User is wearing sunglasses B:-)  Sunglasses on head ::-)  User wears normal glasses $ B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-)  User is a little girl  :-)-8 User is a Big girl :-{)  User has a mustache  :-{}  User wears lipstick  {:-)  User wears a toupee  }:-(  Toupee in an updraft :-[   User is a Vampire  :-E   Bucktoothed vampire 0 :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing% :-7   User juust made a wry statement " :-*   User just ate something sour :-)~  User drools  :-~)  User has a cold  :'-(  User is crying& :'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@   User is screaming  :-#   User wears braces  :^)   User has a broken nose4 :v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way, :_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face' :<)   User is from an Ivy League School  :-&   User is tongue tied. =:-)  User is a hosehead -:-)  User is a punk rocker % -:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)  :=)   User has two noses; +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office 6 `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-)  Same thing...other side  |-I   User is asleep |-O   User is yawning/snoring  :-Q   User is a smoker :-?   User smokes a pipe> O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)+ O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)  :-P   Nyahhhh!, :-S   User just made an incoherent statement  :-D   User is laughing (at you!) :-X   User's lips are sealed :-C   User is really bummed  <|-)  User is Chinese : <|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes :-/   User is skeptical  C=:-) User is a chef @=    User is pro-nuclear war ' *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat  :-o   Uh oh! (8-o  It's Mr. Bill! *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!  3:]   Pet smilie 3:[   Mean Pet smilie 8 d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat." E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator" :-9   User is licking his/her lips %-6   User is braindead  [:-)  User is wearing a walkman  (:I   User is an egghead <:-I  User is a dunce 2 K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @:-)  User is wearing a turban :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab) :-:   Mutant Smilie        The invisible smilie .-)   User only has one eye  ,-)   Ditto...but he's winking X-(   User just died 8 :-) User is a wizardM C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, 7                           a mustache, and a double chin   G Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.    :)  Midget smilie C :]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend  =)  Variation on a theme... ' :} - What should we call these? (what?) 
 :) - Happy
 :> - what?
 :@ - what?
 :D - Laughter  :I - Hmmm... :( - Sad :[ - Real Downer
 :< - what?
 :{ - what? :O - Yelling
 :C - what?
 :Q - what? :,( - Crying
 [] - Hugs and  :* - Kisses  |I - Asleep  |^o -Snoring    -   :-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco    :-1	smiley bland face    :-!		"   :-@	smiley face screaming &   :-#|	smiley face with bushy mustache,   :-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut   :-%	smiley banker (   :-6	smiley after eating something sour&   :^)	smiley with pointy nose (righty)"   :-7	smiley after a wry statement   8-)	smiley swimmer*   :-*	smiley after eating something bitter!   :-&	smiley which is tongue-tied    :-0	smiley orator  	smiley invisible man    (:-(	unsmiley frowning   (:-)	smiley big-face	   ):-)		"    ):-(  unsmiley big-face    )8-)  scuba smiley big-face    =:-)	smiley punk-rocker '   =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)    +:-)	smiley priest3   :-q	smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose    :-e	disappointed smiley    :-t	cross smiley   :-i	semi-smiley $   :-o	smiley singing national anthem.   :-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)   :-[	un-smiley blockhead    :-]	smiley blockhead!   :-{	smiley variation on a theme    :-}	ditto 0   {:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle   }:-)	above in an updraft+   :-a	lefty smilely touching tongue to nose $   :-s	smiley after a BIZARRE comment   :-d	lefty smiley razzing you#   g-)	smiley with ponce-nez glasses    :-j	left smiling smilely*   :-k	beats me, looks like something, tho.   :-l	y. a. s.   :-:	mutant smiley    :-\	undecided smiley#   :-|	"have an ordinary day" smiley    ;-)	winking smiley   :-<	real sad smiley    :->	y.a.s.   :-z	y.a.c.s.!   :-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley    :-c	bummed out smiley    :-v	talking head smiley    :v)	left-pointing nose smiley !   :-b	left-pointing tongue smiley    :-/	lefty undecided smiley   :-?	smilely smoking a pipe   .-]	one-eyed smilely   ,-}	wry and winking #   0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) !   :-=)	older smiley with mustache )   :u)	smiley with funny-looking left nose *   :n)	smiley with funny-looking right nose   :<	midget unsmiley   :>	midget smileyJ   }:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with 			a double-chin :-)	ha ha			~~:-(	net.flame   |-)	hee hee			O |-)	net.religion	 |-D	ho ho $ :->	hey hey			8 :-I	net.unix-wizards :-(	boo hoo			  X-(	net.suicide  :-I	hmm			E-:-I	net.ham-radio  :-O	uh oh			 >:-I	net.startrek :-P	nyah nyah		 3:o[	net.pets  |-P	yuk   	 :-}	beard  :-{	mustache
 :-#	braces :-X	bow tie 
 :-Q	smoker	 <:I	dunce  (:I	egghead 
 @:I	turban   8-)	glasses 
 B-)	horn-rims  8:-)	glasses on forehead :-8(	condescending stare ;-)	wink >:-<	mad    - Drama :-(	Comedy :-)	Surpise :-o	Suspense 8-|    Male	:-	Female	>-  Birth	|-O	Death 8-# 
 Infinity	8     Hey, have fun with these.         ;Kevin Johnson                The wisdom of Led Zeppelin: Lots of people talking Computer Engineering                                     But few of them know,  University of Waterloo                                   Soul of a woman        (kjohnson@surya.waterloo.edu)                            Was created below!    --J Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCPO Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing. D If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke; because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.     C Ever get one of these along with one of your messages?  In case you < were in doubt to what they meant, here's their explanations.   :-)     	humorous   :-(     	be prepared for trouble. (:-)    	messages dealing with bicycle helmets <:-)    	dumb questions / oo      	somebody's head-lights are on messages & O>-<|=  	messages of interest to women) o>8<|=  	messages about interesting women 7 ;-)     	wink ( take this message with a grain of salt)  |-(     	late night messages2 :^)     	messages teasing people about their noses3 :-{#}   	messages teasing people about their braces # -  @=   	messages about nuclear war B (:-#		Message concerning something that shouldnt have been said..., (:-$   		Message indicating person is ill.... (:-&   		Message indicating person is angry... (:-*   		Kiss...5 (:+)   		Message concerning Jews...(i.e. big nose...) 7 (:=)   		Message concerning people with TWO noses (???) 1 (:-[	   	Message indicating person is VERY sad... 2 (:^( 		message concerning people with broken noses( (:<) 		message concerning blabber mouths, :-(=) 		message about people with big teeth.- &:-)  		message from a person with curly hair + @:-) 		message from a person with wavy hair % ?-( 		about people with a  black eye. ! *:*  		message about fuzzy things 7 *:** 		message about fuzzy people with a fuzzy mustache . %-) 		message about people with broken glasses" +<:-| 		message from a monk/nun... {0-) 		message from cyclops...1 (:-D 		message cocerning another blabber mouth...  (:-|K- 		formal message. B-) 		message from Batman !!! * =0== 		message about somone on a railroad!/ =t== 		message about someone run over by train. + @%&$%&$&*@%$#@  you know what that means...  ---...--- 	S.O.S" <{:-)}     	message in a bottle...) <:-)<<|   	message from a space rocket... $ (:-...    	heart-breaking message...  >|->      	message from china...) <<<<(:-)  	message from a hat salesman...  (o--<     	a fishy message... % (8-)      	message from a four-eye... * (:>-<     	message from a thief: hands up!# <i==i)    	a message on four wheels . :-p      	Bronx cheer (or sticking tongue out)2 |:-)     	Message from someone with bushy eyebrows