* X-NEWS: spcvxa alt.folklore.computers: 242J Relay-Version: VMS News - V5.9C 19/12/89 VAX/VMS V5.3; site spcvxa.spc.edu, Path: spcvxa!njin!princeton!phoenix!subbarao" Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers% Subject: Re: more weird Uni* commands ) Message-ID: <14227@phoenix.Princeton.EDU> 6 From: subbarao@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Kartik Subbarao) Date: 3 Mar 90 22:18:09 GMT : Reply-To: subbarao@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Kartik Subbarao)I References: <9003030414.AA26475@en.ecn.purdue.edu> <10867@bsu-cs.bsu.edu>  Distribution: usa 	 Lines: 44    ar m God ar: God does not exist   rm Meese-ethics  rm: Meese-ethics nonexistent  > If I had a ( for every $ that Reagan spent, what would I have?
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