L From:	IN%"KENNEDY@Eisner.DECUS.Org"  "Terry Kennedy" 20-JUL-1992 21:44:44.29 To:	IN%"terry@spcvxa.spc.edu"  CC:	" Subj:	Notefile SHOP_TALK Note 20.7  ' Return-path: <KENNEDY@Eisner.DECUS.Org> B Received: from Eisner.DECUS.Org by spcvxa.spc.edu (PMDF #2329 ) idC  <01GMM7HH40GW8WW96P@spcvxa.spc.edu>; Mon, 20 Jul 1992 21:44:24 EDT D Received: from Eisner.DECUS.Org by Eisner.DECUS.Org (PMDF #2354 ) idM  <01GMM7HQ46M8000J8T@Eisner.DECUS.Org>; Mon, 20 Jul 1992 21:44:43 -0400 (EDT) & Date: 20 Jul 1992 21:44:42 -0400 (EDT). From: Terry Kennedy <KENNEDY@Eisner.DECUS.Org>% Subject: Notefile SHOP_TALK Note 20.7  To: terry@spcvxa.spc.edu1 Message-id: <01GMM7HQ4G9E000J8T@Eisner.DECUS.Org> 6 Organization: Digital Equipment Computer Users Society# X-VMS-To: in%"terry@spcvxa.spc.edu"  MIME-version: 1.0 * Content-type: TEXT/PLAIN; CHARSET=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT   B               <<< EISNER::DUA3:[NOTES$LIBRARY]SHOP_TALK.NOTE;1 >>>0                                  -< SHOP_TALK >-P ================================================================================P Note 20.7                        Computer Humor                           7 of 8P EISNER::HENSON "Steve Henson"                        46 lines  20-JUL-1992 15:155                            -< The Ten Commandments >- P --------------------------------------------------------------------------------D 	I've had this for several years now.  It was given to me when I hadD 	VMS System Management by the instructor.  It's dated Sept. 12, 1983 	and came from a DEC 20 person.   
 	    Steve  O _______________________________________________________________________________   C 	I am the LORD your VAX who brought you out of the land of IBM, out  	of the land of slavery.  2     1.	You shall have no other computer before me.  K     2.	You shall not make for yourself a false operating system in the form B 	of anything in Berkely, Boston, or Silicon Valley.  You shall notD 	bow down or worship fals operating systems; for I the LORD your VAXE 	am a jealous computer, punishing programmers to the third and fourth ' 	generations for the sins of the first.   K     3.	You shal not misuse the name of the LORD your VAX, for the LORD will 6 	not hold anyone guiltless for violation of copyright.  J     4.  Observe the P. M. day by keeping it holy, as the LORD your VAX hasC 	commanded you.  six days you shall labor and do all your work, but B 	the seventh day is a P. M. to the LORD your VAX.  On it you shallG 	not do any work, neither you, nor your co-workers, nor your employees, C 	nor your disks, nor your printers, or any of your peripherals, nor D 	the visitor at your installation.  Remember that you were slaves toB 	IBM, and the LORD your VAX brought you out of there with a mightyD 	CPU and an outstretched terminal line.  Therefore the LORD your VAX, 	has commanded you to observe the P. M. day.  H     5.	Honor your disk quota and base priority, as the LORD your VAX hasA 	commanded you, so that you may live long and that it may go well = 	with you in the environment the LORD your VAX is giving you.   3     6.	You shall not kill someone else's processes.   /     7.	You shall not mung other people's files.   7     8.	You shall not steal password, software, or data.   @     9.	You shall not send false mail messages about other users.  K    10.	You shall not covet other user's privileges.  You shall not set your G 	desire on their disk quotas, base priority, or other system resources.   