! X-NEWS: spcvxb comp.sys.dec: 6532 K Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0-3 14/03/90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site spcvxb.spc.edu [ Path: spcvxb.spc.edu!rutgers!jvnc.net!darwin.sura.net!gallux.gallaudet.edu!galluk!cads_cole  Newsgroups: comp.sys.dec8 Subject: APRILFOOL.MSG -- long -- (Re: DEC system jokes)& Message-ID: <1992Apr2.112112.1@galluk>2 From: CADS_COLE@galluk (Kevin Cole; Washington DC) Date: 2 Apr 92 16:21:12 GMT 0 Sender: news@gallux.gallaudet.edu (News manager)2 References: <31MAR199210361943@rover.uchicago.edu>* Organization: Gallaudet Research Institute Lines: 1354   L In article <31MAR199210361943@rover.uchicago.edu>, frank@rover.uchicago.edu * (Frank - Hardware Hacker - Borger) writes:< > 	Any Ideas for good April 1st jokes for DEC based systems?  N Well, it's a bit late but try this on for size (approx 1300 lines, 110 blocks)  N =========================< Cut here >=========================================<        .TITLE             An Improved VMS Error message file  # ! Date: Mon, 10 Oct 88 10:01:46 PDT ) ! From: millios%akov12.DEC@decwrl.dec.COM  !++ " !    To "compile" on your account: !  !   $ message aprilfool  !   $ link aprilfool? !   $ set message aprilfool	<-- put this line in your LOGIN.COM  !  !  ! Facilities included: !  !0	SYSTEM	(VMS system messages) , !1	RMS	(Record Management Services messages)2 !3	CLI	(DCL/Command Language Interpreter messages) !4	JBC	(VMS Job Controller)  !115	DISM	(Dismount utility) !0	SHR	(Shared stuff) % !111	BLS32	(BLISS RTL error messages)  ! ( ! Facilities not included:	(wait for V5) ! " !26	BAS	(BASIC RTL error messages)" !25	C74	(COBOL RTL error messages)$ !24	FOR	(FORTRAN RTL error messages) !77	IMGACT	(Image Activator) !117	INIT	(Initialize) !38	LBR	(Librarian)  !21	LIB	(LIB$ Run Time Library)  !211	LOGIN	(LOGINOUT)  !114	MOUNT	(MOUNT utility) !22	MTH	(MTH$ RTL) !5	OPCOM	(OPCOM Utility) !23	OTS	(OTS$ services)  !30	PLI	(PL1 RTL)  !262	PSM	(Print Symbiont)  !503	FAL	(File Access Listener)  !272	SMB	(SMB) !36	STR	(STR$ RTL) !132	SUM	(SUMSLP)  ! + !    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The following were liberally pinched from SYSMSG.MSG. !  !--   : 	.FACILITY	SYSTEM,0/PREFIX=SS$_/SHARED/SYSTEM/MACRO=$SSDEF   !					Starts at 1. 	.SEVERITY	SUCCESS	 	.BASE		0   7 NORMAL		<we were only kidding you, actually it blew up>   : 	.FACILITY	SYSTEM,0/PREFIX=SS$_/SHARED/SYSTEM/MACRO=$SSDEF 	.SEVERITY	FATAL  V ACCVIO		<traffic violation, clocked speed=!XB in a !XL mph zone, PC=!XL,PSL=!XL>/FAO=4 BADPARAM	<ack! Phfftpt! Yuck!>1 EXQUOTA		<you wanted how much? 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NOMSG	<Message number 00038353 ! 230058 	.SEVERITY	ERROR 	.BASE		256h  ; CONFQUAL	<you are lost in a maze of conflicting qualifiers>E INVQUAL	<obtuse qualifier>? REQPRMABS	<but you HAVE to type all of the required parameters>r$ INVQUALNUM	<stupid qualifier number> INVREQTYP	<wrong request type> NOVALUE	<value not presentable>s& VALCNVERR	<I can't convert this value>$ ILLVAL	<this value is totally wrong>/ NOOPTPRS	<I can't do what you don't tell me to>f- CREQUEJOB	<queue !AS spat out your job>/FAO=1 1 SUBMITERR	<queue !AS didn't like your file>/FAO=1N/ DEVALSPL	<device is already spooled, you twerp>O* DEVNOTSPL	<device is not spooled, fathead>: IVDEVTYPE	<invalid device type - specify a mailbox device>/ IMGFNF	<image file isn't where you think it is>>- DEVNOTFOR	<device doesn't think it's foreign> ? PWDNOTVAL	<that wasn't the old password - try again, buckwheat>X6 PWDNOTVER	<that wasn't what you just typed - you lose>? PWDLOCKED	<somebody doesn't trust you - the password is locked> # NOTFR	<You got no transfer address>i, PWDSYNTAX	<you can't do passwords like that>2 IMGNAME	<created in your own image file !AS>/FAO=1& IMAGEFNF	<!AS not in your image>/FAO=1; BADSTRLVL	<unrecognized structure level for command tables>m> REFUSED	<what makes you think you can attach to that process?>5 BADCTLMSK	<bad control character enable/disable mask>a? INVRFM	<invalid record format for record I/O - file not opened>wC NOCLINT	<image requested CLI interface routine that does not exist>IB NOSPAWN	<you should know that DCL cannot SPAWN an MCR subprocess >A SPWNIO	<shared input or output files are not allowed - respecify>iI TRMMBX	<terminal has associated mailbox - terminate image and then SPAWN>K1 STRTOOLNG	<string argument is too long - shorten> 1 CMDGONE	<you humans should read the manuals more>OC NOCMDPROC	<error opening captive command procedure - access denied>OG INVROUT	<invalid routine specified in command tables - check .CLD file>lJ OLDTAB	<command tables have obsolete format - use SET COMMAND to recreate>? INVTAB	<command tables have invalid format - see documentation> 6 NOTDISCON	<Ha, Ha, you can't disconnect this terminal>2 ENTNF	<specified entity nowhere in command tables>7 ATTRMBX	<can't attach, it's attached to something else>d. INVCALL	<CALL blew up, figure it out yourself>   	.SEVERITY	INFORMATION 	.BASE		3000  = DEFKEY	<!AC key !AS has been changed to something else>/FAO=2 C DELKEY	<!AC key !AC has been disconnected from your terminal>/FAO=2Y3 SETKEY	<keypad state of confusion is now !AC>/FAO=1N SPARE1	<spare - for future use>l$ ALLOC	<!AS allocated, blindly>/FAO=13 SUPERSEDE	<!AS's old value was stupid anyway>/FAO=1B7 INSPRIV	<with no CMKRNL you expect to change your UIC?>sJ NODIRCHG	<directory cannot be changed to match UIC greater than [377,377]>< IGNQUAL	<qualifiers appearing before this item were ignored>. TABEXIST	<!AS already exists, you slime>/FAO=17 TABSUPER	<previous table !AS has been superseded>/FAO=1dF TABNOTFND	<previous table !AS was not found - new table created>/FAO=19 DELSYM	<!AC symbol !AC has been totally eradicated>/FAO=2 4 SYMTRUNC	<preceding symbol value has been truncated>1 KEYCNV	<synonym key !AS's alias is now !AS>/FAO=2R   	.SEVERITY	SUCCESS 	.BASE		4000  9 SPAWNED	<salmon spawned all ovary your process !AS>/FAO=1T1 ATTACHED	<terminal now attached to your forehead>X/ OUTERLIMITS	<we now return control of your set>	3 PRESENT	<entity value is present in command string>t6 DEFAULTED	<entity defaulted present in command string>5 CONCAT	<requested value is terminated by a plus sign>w; LOCPRES	<entity value is locally present in command string>n0 COMMA	<requested value is terminated by a comma>< OKTAB	<command tables are already in latest format you joik>C UPGTAB	<command tables have been upgraded to latest format already><   	.BASE		4094  - PROC_ID	<new process can be called !XL>/FAO=1W7 QUEJOBCRE	<!UW cleared for takeoff on runway !AC>/FAO=2<   !262138i   	.FACILITY	RMS,1/SYSTEMG 	.SEVERITY	SUCCESS	 	.BASE		0t  . STALL	<waiting for your other stuff to finish>) PENDING	<your other stuff isn't done yet> ) OK_DUP	<stored record with duplicate key>x$ OK_IDX	<index update error occurred>" OK_RLK	<record lock but who cares>F OK_RRL	<record locked against read but I don't care, I read it anyway>& KFF	<found what I already knew anyway>! OK_ALK	<record is already locked>a- OK_DEL	<deleted record successfully accessed>l1 OK_RNF	<nonexistent record successfully accessed>t5 OK_LIM	<retrieved record exceeds specified key value> 2 OK_NOP	<XAB not filled in for block I/O, you dolt>! OK_WAT	<record locked after wait>o= CRE_STM	<file was created in stream format, so remember this>e* OK_RULK	<record relocked in recovery unit>	 !12303,16>	 !12338,51V   	.SEVERITY	WARNING
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type> < JOBQUEENA	<system job queue manager is already running away> NOTASSIGN	<queue is unsigned>v= INCOMPLETE	<previous incomplete operation prevents execution>	' INVCHANAM	<invalid characteristic name>B INVFORNAM	<stupid form name># NOSUCHCHAR	<no such characteristic>f1 NOSUCHFORM	<there were never any forms like that>U DUPFORM	<cloned form number>) INCFORMPAR	<inconsistent form parameters>>( NOSUCHFILE	<can't find it, where is it?>8 DELACCESS	<file protection does not allow delete access> !295291  ! add 81 (80?)   	.BASE		128a  2 ACCDISERR	<accounting disabled due to file errors>* ALLOCMEM	<error allocating virtual memory>; COMREMJBC	<error communicating with another job controller>i/ INVBLOCK	<invalid operation on queue block !UL>X) INVMSG	<invalid mailbox message received>e0 NEWQUEUE	<new system job queue file !AS created>0 OPEJBCMBX	<error opening job controller mailbox>5 PRCREAT	<process died before I could let you kill it>t4 QUEFORMAT	<system job queue file has invalid format>0 REAJBCMBX	<error reading job controller mailbox>A REQUEST	<service required on queue !AC for job !AC user !AD!/!AF>l SETIMR	<error setting timer>3 SYMCREPRC	<error creating symbiont process for !AS>n0 SYMDEL	<unexpected symbiont process termination>9 WRIRSPMSG	<error writing system service response message>t* WRISMBMBX	<error writing symbiont mailbox>4 NFY_COMPLETE	<!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) landed>E NFY_CURRENT	<!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) taking off on runway !AC> > NFY_HOLD	<!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) in a holding pattern>@ NFY_PENDING	<!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) waiting for takeoff>> NFY_TIMER	<!AC (!AC Airlines, Flight !UL) holding until !17%D>L STRUCT_LEVEL	<system job queue file has incompatible structure level of !XW> DIAGNOSTIC	<!AS>) DIAG_TEXT	<diagnostic (!UL): !AS !XL !XL>i- DIAG_DATA	<diagnostic (!UL): !XL !XL !XL !XL>= !296131=   	.FACILITY	BLS32,111/SYSTEM  	.SEVERITY	WARNING  A CMPWARN	<Compilation sneaked through, just barely, with warnings>e& CMPERRS	<Compilation had errors, RTFM> CMPFATAL	<Compilation died>i   	.END G =========================< Cut here >==================================d -- (  N  ========== U.S. Mail =============================== E-Mail =================H  Kevin Cole      <Flatline>           |  Bitnet: CADS_COLE@GALLUA.BITNETN  Gallaudet Research Institute  (GRI)  |  Internet: KJCOLE@GALLUX.GALLAUDET.EDUN  Washington, D.C.  20002-3625         |  UUCP: ...!psuvax!gallua.bitnet!kjcole;  (202) 651-5575  x4592                |  The WELL:   kjcole 